The three lay on the ground with lifeless eyes as the sun shines on their faces. Zhao Yun pokes Zhuge Liang.
"Hello? Waky, waky... Let's go!"
"Mrrgh?"
"I can run across the water, and I am going to take you back to Lord Liu Bei!"
"Excuse me? You could do that, but you didn't tell me last night?"
"It was dark! I can't run in darkness! It has to be bright!"
"Since when did you have this?"
"Remember DW6? I did that in the opening."
"Alright, take me back." Zhao Yun reaches his arms to Zhuge Liang and he looks at him funny. "Um...?"
"I'm going to take you back."
"I am not Liu Shan." Zhao Yun turns around and Zhuge Liang holds onto his back.
"Wait! Let me get someone."
"Hm?" Zhuge Liang gets on Zhao Yun's back holding the coconut.
"You wanted a snack?"
"No, this is Weisun."
"You mean Wilson?"
"It's Weisun! Now mush!"
Zhao Yun runs quickly onto the water, sending water splashing. Guo Jia notices the noise and gets up quickly.
"What?! Hey! get back here!" Zhuge Liang taps Zhao Yun's back, "Go faster."
"Okay!" Zhao Yun runs even farther away from Guo Jia's sight. Guo Jia runs into the water as Sima Yi sat up to see him try.
"You are not going to get far..."
"But he just..." He pauses and he slowly sinks into the water. The tide brings him back to the shore.
"He just left us here even when we didn't even drown him! Now I want to drown him!"
"Now, now, you don't want to become me."
"Yeah, all I need is a stupid hat to complete the set. I can't believe he just did that! That bastard! That-"
"He was an enemy."
"I... er... Yes, you're right. Shu was always a bunch of traitors... I should have known better... We should have drowned him back there."
"Yes, I am regretting that I never got to drown him. Then again, we fed him garbage food."
"Now what?"
"It seems we are at our wit's end. Just wait until the cold hand of death comes for you."
"I've already experienced that. I don't want to go through it again..."
"Good for you. You have experience, thus you go first."
At the palace, Cao Pi holds Sima Shi in his hands.
"Father, why do I need to take care of Sima Yi's brat?"
"You're twenty-one, you need training on how to take care of a baby. Just in case you knock up a poor random woman. I will force you to be that child's father or I will disown you."
"I already have a child."
"Since when? You already knocked up someone?"
"No! Zhen? I married her? She had Rui three years ago?"
"Oh! Then you won't need the child then." Cao Cao takes Sima Shi and walks away. Xiahou Dun goes up to him. "How long are you going to keep the child?"
"How long is his mother going to retrieve him?"
"You kidnapped her child when she wasn't looking."
"She has to then keep a better eye on him then. But I'm a trustworthy person, right?"
"...Yes." (No, you are not.)
"I am not kidnapping her child! I'm not asking her for 10,000 gold! I have more than that anyway."
"Why are you still holding onto him?"
"Fine, I think he's adorable."
"He has a frown on his face. Remind you of someone?"
"Yes. Cao Pi spoiled him after he touched him. Where do these babies get the frown? I don't frown! Neither does Sima Yi! He spends 90% of the time giving people a creepy rape-face grin!"
"It maybe skips generations."
"Yes, that seems like it. Who can get this baby to laugh?" Zhang He bursts out from a random room, "I can!"
"...I saw him cry his eyes out when he saw your face..." Sima Shi closes his eyes and turns away from Zhang He.
"See?"
"Aww..." Zhang He puts back on the door he broken and goes back into the room. Sima Shi looks at someone and begins to snicker.
"He's pointing at something." Cao Cao walks forward into the hallway and sees Yue Jin talking to Li Dian and Zhang Liao. Sima Shi points at Yue Jin and begins to giggle.
"Oh... He's...er... laughing at..." Cao Cao quickly walks by the three while Sima Shi was laughing at Yue Jin.
"Huh? What is making the baby laugh so hard?" Li Dian and Zhang Liao look all around their area, pretending to not know what Sima Shi was laughing at.
"What baby?" (He's laughing at his height..)
Cao Cao walks out into the garden and sits on a bench. "I really miss those four..." Xu Shu pops out near him. "Me?"
"Huh? Who are you?"
"You kidnapped my mother so I can work for you!"
"That was when you destroyed Cao Ren's Eight Gates formation! I thought you would be a good addition, but in reality, you just whine and not do work!"
"You don't do work!"
"I'm the Emperor, BITCH!"
"With. With the Emperor."
"Go to hell, mama's boy!"
"Ah-huhuhu!" Xu Shu runs out of the garden sobbing. Cao Cao looks around and holds up Sima Shi. "Your mother is taking forever than usual to come and grab you. I thought she would just burst through the door right now and snatch you away. Oh well, you can advise my next move for attacking Shu."
"Na? Shu?"
"Yes, no Shu. Kick Shu out of the country." He goes up to the gate, but someone walks by him and takes Sima Shi.
"Huh?"
"I knew you took him again."
"Um...?" The person turns to reveal an exhausted Zhang Chunhua. Her clothes were dirtied and slightly ripped. Also, her cleavage was being very exposed and Cao Cao was staring downward.
"...What... happened... to.. you...?"
"My eyes are up here."
"Ehheheh... What happened?"
"I am never drinking again..."
"Excuse me, what?" Zhang Chunhua ignores him and walks out of the garden.
"Why was she here...?" Xiahou Dun walks next to him. "She came here looking for her son."
"Yes, but what happened before?"
"She was hungover and puked into one of the potted plants."
"Okay... what else?"
"I saw her walking out of Zhen Ji's chambers. I don't know anything else then." Zhen Ji runs up to the two.
"Did you two see a woman walk out here?"
"Yes."
"Why didn't you stop her?"
"For what?"
"She violated me!"
"How can a woman violate another woman? It doesn't make sense..."
"Whatever, she did it!"
"Are you sure you didn't let her on?"
"Uh... er... No, I did not! I was violated!"
"...Then why do you look nice rather than torn apart?"
"I...er... Whatever! Get her so I can punish her!"
"Ooh, kinky."
"Shut up, Cao Cao!"
"She left anyway."
"She didn't even say goodbye! How rude!"
"You wanted her to say good-" Zhen Ji was gone. "...bye?"
Sima Yi continues to talk to his hat and Guo Jia yells at him, "I am right here! Can you just talk to me?!"
"Zhao, what was that noise?"
"I am not noise!"
"Zhao, can you do something about this noise?"
"You are finally losing it..."
"No, I am not..."
"Yes, you are!" Guo Jia takes the hat and jams it onto Sima Yi's head. "Keep it together!"
"I just don't want to keep on this tedious act anymore..."
"I know... I know... Look!" Guo Jia points to a large ship moving towards them.
"That ship doesn't look like Cao Cao's... Or any other army's."
"It seems foreign." The ship pulls up onto the shore and an anchor lands into the sand. A long large plank sets from the ship to the shore and a man wearing ragged clothing and a bandana walks onto the sand.
"Hm? Is that...?" Guo Jia stands up and runs up to the man. "Oh my god... It's you! Jia Xu! Why are you in that?"
"It turns out I can not work for the rest of my life! I can just sail the world stealing gold from people!"
"A pirate?"
"Yes! You should just dump Cao Cao and come and surround yourself in women and wine."
"Where's Xun Yu?"
"Oh, he's the first mate." Xun Yu walks down the plank holding a notepad. He takes out a brush and writes in it to then show it to Guo Jia.
"Why is he not talking?"
"He doesn't have a voice yet."
I do not have a voice actor, thus I cannot talk. How are you doing?
"Fine?"
Good. I see Sima Yi is there with you. May I see him? I recommended him, but I never saw his face.
Guo Jia walks over to Sima Yi and taps his shoulder. "Hello? Are you still in this world and sane?"
"Yes..."
"I found Jia Xu and Xun Yu."
"Xun Yu...?" Sima Yi quickly gets up and walks quickly up to Xun Yu.
Hello. How is you time in Wei?
"I got shot off the boat by Zhuge Liang."
Aw, Cao Cao didn't get to see you in action.
Sima Yi slaps him in the face. "That's for yapping!"
What did I do?! I gave you a job!
"I didn't want one! I wanted no part in this war, and that was the reason why I faked my illness!"
Well, sooorry for trying to give you a source of income!
"Just go back to being a generic."
Take that back!
"So, am I finally getting off of this hellhole?" Jia Xu scoffs and asks him, "You want to go back to Cao Cao?"
"Better than getting scurvy and getting eaten by those man-eating fish."
"What's scurvy?"
"A certain condition usually caught by pirates. Lethal if not treated. I read that in a book a few years ago."
"Okay! Let's go back!" They all went onto the boat and Sima Yi is seen flying out of it.
"No, Xun Yu, He comes with us." Xun Yu holds up a "Damn it" on his notepad and drags Sima Yi back onto the boat.