NOTICE; this is a non-beta version! (didn't have time to have my beta to check it yet) - So any Review on spelling or grammar will be used as padding in pillows.

But here is chappy two.. I must say.. I am having loads of fun doing this.. even if it is filled with loads of OOc'nes an stuff, it is just so fun to do. I just couldn't do it in three chappy's. it is simply impossible. So how many chappy's there is gonna be I don't know.. But hope you guys enjoy this very weird story.

and FYI, I won the war.. my friend totally spaced out on me, so I won. Go me! X3

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He hated mornings, he really just… hated them. This one being no different. Not only was he late, he was late by half an hour when his Monte Carlo stopped in its common parking lot.

Naruto slammed the door open, making the hinges sing as he closed it again with a 'SLAM-CRACK'.

He ran into school with his gym bag slung over his shoulder, and his blond hair still messy from when he had woken up.

He stopped in front of his classroom door, and caught his breath.

'I am so.. screwed..'

He slowly opened the door into the classroom, greeted with all the students who he had caught the attention of.

"So Uzumaki.. finally showing up for class. Do you not think coming on time also includes you?"

Naruto fell small, like tiny.

"Yes Sir." He said, head lowered almost all the way down to the floor, letting his blond bangs cover his eyes.

"I will let you off this time, but next time you will be send up to the principal's office.."

A small gasp left some of the students, as Naruto nodded to his teacher, and sat down in his chair in the back.

"Where were we.. ahh yes, can anyone tell me who…"

Naruto dropped his bag by his table and sat down with a 'flump' in the chair.

He got off lucky. Considering they were having Kakashi for English this morning, then he got off pretty damn lucky. And it would have made his day absolutely perfect, in the most sarcastic way ever, if he had to face Tsunade this early in the morning.

It practically gave chills to think of.

Naruto sighed deep, letting his head tilt back.

Out the corner of his blue eyes he could see Sasuke sitting at his usual desk, two table's away from Naruto's. His black orbs wandered and met Naruto's blue ones.

Each and every time Naruto looked at those deep black eyes, they seemed to make him forget everything around him, and this time it meant that he didn't sense that class was over.

He held the eye contact as Sasuke got up from his chair and walked out.

"class is over dobe.."

Naruto glared away from Sasuke and saw the classroom was empty.

"damn.." Naruto picked up his bag, and ran past Sasuke who was standing in the door, and down the hall.

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"Where on earth have u been!?" Hekaiki tapped his foot impatient on the greenish floor.

Naruto breathed quickly, as he had stopped in front of him.

"I.. I forgot to.. set the alarm.." He opened his locker and stuffed his gym bag in.

"well I'll be damn Uzi, haven't you ever heard of cellphones?" Hekaiki lifted a dark brow, letting his cellphone dangle from his hand to emphasize his point.

"uhm.. s'ry.. I was in a hurry I must have forgotten.." Naruto quirked a smile and ran a hand through his messy blonde hair.

Hekaiki rolled his eyes, and stuffed his phone in his pocket.

"Okay.. what ever.. I'll catch u at lunch then?"

Naruto nodded, with a big smile plastered on his lips.

"okay.. I have to go, I have Anko for history.. and I think we are gonna reenact the north against south thing.. again.. " Hekaiki waved and walked off.

Naruto closed his eyes, and leaned against his locker.

'why does it all have to be so …ARG!..' he banged his head against the locker.

'god—damit!'

"you shouldn't do that dobe.."

Naruto's eyes went wide open, and there right in front of him, was Sasuke standing, with mere inches apart between them.

"it is gonna hurt later.."

Naruto felt himself try to push himself harder against the locker, trying to make distance between him and Sasuke - though not succeeding.

"Oi, Sasuke, we have to meet coach, you coming!" Kiba yelled from down the hall.

Naruto's eyes never left Sasuke's, both in fear of what he might do, but also because of that power they seemed to have over him.

Sasuke leaned in, breathing warm against Naruto's ear.

".. I will see you later.."

Sasuke then turned and walked towards Kiba who had an inquiring facial expression.

'fuck fuck fuck fuck…'

Naruto released himself from the locker and walked down the hall to his next class.

'…fuck fuck fuck…'

As he reached his desk in his next class, geometry, he was really confused. What in the world had just transpired between him and Sasuke?!

It wasn't exactly what, because everyone in the hall had seen what, it was more the deep underlying question of the whole matter that seemed to confuse his blonde brain.

'does he know.. I'm gay??' Naruto lifted an eyebrow at himself.

'no.. he can't know.. no way..' and again, he tried to concentrate about the square feet of some ridiculous triangle.

'unless… Hekaiki that asshat told him..' he narrowed his brows, 'he is so dead..'

"Naruto.."

'I am so gonna wrip his little..'

"NARUTO UZUMAKI!"

"Huh?" Naruto glared unknowing at the teacher standing right next to his desk, making the class giggle as his wise comment apparently was the last drop of patience the teacher had.

"Will you go to principal's office at once!"

"but but.. I haven't done anything.."

"Now young man!" and their teacher, Ebisu, pointed fiercely at the door.

'this day just seem to get better and better..' He gritted his teeth, fisted his hands and walked down to the principal's office.

'all because of that damn son of..'

He reached the head office, where Shizune, Tsunade's secretary, was sitting.

"may I help you?"

"yea.. Ebs told me to go here.." Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.

"Okay, I will see if Tsunade has time.."

While Shizune walked off to talk to Tsnuade, Naruto looked around at the office. It was rather big, and filled with pictures of old students, and older people, probably staff members.

"She will see you know".

Naruto walked past Shizune and into the big round office, where Tsunade sat behind piles of paper.

"close the door"

It was a command, not a question.

Naruto closed the door after him, and walked up in front of Tsunade's desk.

Tsunade pushed the piles of paper aside, and even showed some down the trashcan.

"So Naruto, it seems that we keep running into each other.."

Unfortunately it was the sad truth. Tsunade and he went way back, from when Naruto's father was still alive which was back when Naruto had gone in middle school.

"guess so…" Naruto crossed his arms again.

Tsnuade placed her chin on her folded hands, very much like in the same manner as Sasuke did actually.

"what can I help you with.." she lifted a blond brow at Naruto.

"shit hell old hag, how should I know!" Naruto flopped down in a chair in front of her desk, pouting again.

'typical..'

"well you could tell me what you've done since you are here… " Tsunade got of her chair and walked to the front of her desk.

"I told you.. I don't know.. one minute I am sitting there, the next Ebs just completely looses it.."

He hated being questioned like another criminal, it felt precisely like when he was 12. Back then things had been different, he had his father back then, a normal life so to speak. But now.. now there was just him, and only him. He had no guardian, since he somehow felt the need of one was irrelevant by know. He was 17 after all.

"well.. I really don't have time or bother to use up my entire morning on you and your lack of proper behavior in class, so go to the guidance counselor.." Tsunade waved her hand annoyed, for Naruto to buzz off.

Naruto sighed and got up and headed for the door.

"Naruto" Tsunade threw something which Naruto was quick to catch.

"it belonged to your father, I just thought you should have it…"

Naruto opened his clenched hand, and saw a beautiful diamond necklace.

He nodded smilingly, and left Tsunade's office, and walked down to the guidance counselor.

'dad's huh??' he took the necklace on, letting it dangle as he walked.

"Irruy-kaaa?" He tilted his head as he stood in front of the door.

"it is Iruka, and please come in" Naruto jumped in shock, and saw a dark haired man standing behind him smiling brightly.

Iruka opened the door and waited for Naruto to follow, before closing the door.

"so what can I help you with.." Iruka walked around his office and placed some papers in some folders, while Naruto sat down on a couch in the room.

"Tsunade send me.." again with the interrogation. He wasn't a goddamn criminal.

"okay. What is your name?" Iruka walked over and sat across from Naruto, in a chair, smiling ever so happily.

"Naruto" he sat in the couch impatient, fiddling with some threads in his jeans.

"well Naruto, do you wanna tell me what there might seem to be the problem?"

"I. don't. know." Naruto began fiddling more with the threads, as he grew irritated.

'calm Naruto… stay calm..'

"okay then.. I guess I just have to talk to your teacher later, and meet up with you again tomorrow. Who was your teacher?"

"Ebs.. I mean Ebisu.." Naruto glared at Iruka as he scribbled something down on a notepad.

"Okay then, come to my office tomorrow at one" Naruto nodded and left Iruka's office, and walked with his hands in his pockets, back to Ebisu's classroom.

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Naruto lay on the benches at the stadium, waiting for Hekaiki.

His hair flickered in a slow breeze, as he looked at the necklace placed in his hand.

"Oi Uzi! S'ry dude… got held up by Gaara"

Naruto sat up, making room for Hekaiki to sit down.

"Gaara?" Naruto didn't know all that many people in the school, even though everybody in some odd way somehow knew him.

"yea, we are working on an art project together, and we had to discuss a thing or two.. "

Hekaiki pulled his bento and his red bull out of his backpack.

"okay… but who is Gaara precisely?"

Hekaiki opened his can of refreshing energy soda.

"he is this little red head, who.. well he kinda keeps to himself. His bro and sis are both off at college, so he doesn't talk to that many. He kinda resembles you in a way.."

Naruto didn't comment on that. He really couldn't. He did keep to himself, and he did seem quite alone in school.

"Sooo… psyched for this afternoon?" Hekaiki asked, changing subject, stuffing rice balls in his face.

"Yeps. I have been practicing like all freaking night.. I am totally wrecked.."

Naruto massaged his sore shoulder, as he recalled his hard practice.

"that why you were late?" Hekaiki stopped in his eating to look at Naruto.

"yea, I fell asleep on my yoga mat, as I were stretching out.." Naruto sighed deep.

"okay.. well I am sure you are gonna make the cut" Hekaiki winked, and began eating his rice balls again.

"I hope so.. " Naruto turned to look at the Neanderthals practicing again. They had the last couple of days been very busy with that new technique Hekaiki had pointed out.

And after some moments of silence..

"Did you tell Sasuke I am gay?" Naruto didn't look at Hekaiki. It was a bit embarrassing to actually say the word, 'gay', than to think it.

"noo.. I haven't said anything else than your name and class.." Hekaiki swallowed the last off his red bull.

"why.. something happened?" He crushed the can against his knee.

Naruto turned his head down, trying to hide the growing warmth in his cheeks.

"you could.. sorta say that.."

Hekaiki lifted a brow, and then smirked.

'this is gonna be good..'

"well.. elaborate.."

"he kinda… well.. I.. I really don't know what happened exactly. He was suddenly just like… inches away from me, I thought he was gonna kiss me right then and there! I swear I was about to faint or something. But he just whispered, 'see you later'.. like hell I know what the fuck he is talking 'bout"

Hekaiki leaned back.

"sounds to me.. like he is planning something.."

Naruto's head snapped.

"NANI! What do you mean by 'planning'? it doesn't sound like something good"

Hekaiki couldn't help it, his smirked just grew ten times.

"well.. let me say it like this.. No one has ever seen dickw- I mean Sasuke with any girl… or boy.. and everybody fear him, because he is an Uchiha after all"

Naruto swallowed deep, feeling cold sweat evolve inside his palms.

"but I wouldn't worry if I were you.. you seem to be on his good side.. as the only one in fact".

Hekaiki padded Naruto on the back reassuring.

"sheesh.. thanks.. make me feel oh so much better.." Naruto said sarcastically, trying his best to smile.

'planning something.. like the freaking hell what?' Naruto's eyes wandered down to Sasuke who was ramming into training dummies on the field.

"Hey is that a new necklace? I haven't seen it before.." Hekaiki asked, changing subject again, pointing with his chopsticks at the necklace around Naruto's neck.

"huh?.. oh. Yea.. was my dad's.." Naruto smiled as he recollected a memory of his father's face.

"were you guys close?" Hekaiki asked, sounding a bit concerned.

"yea.. we did all these kind of pranks together.. like he would help me put paint buckets over some of our grumpy neighbor's doors.. and wait until they opened the door, and watch them go all pink…" Naruto let out a small laugh, but it just didn't sound.. genuine.

"Sounds to me like ur old man was cool.." Hekaiki smiled at Naruto, trying to lighten up the so suddenly sad mood.

"guess so.." Naruto let the necklace fall from his hand, and looked at the Neanderthal's again.

"We should get back to class.." Naruto got up and began to walk down the stairs.

"oi.. wait.. Naruto!! I aint finished eating…! Oi.. wait!!" Hekaiki grabbed his bag and ran with his bento and chopsticks after Naruto.

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'bla bla blaaa…bla…' His head flopped down on his arms as he listened to their teacher going on and on…and on, about how the human body functioned. Well not really the body as per say, apparently just the liver.

His dark locks fell down in his eyes as he raised his head.

'does he ever stop talking…'

"the human liver is consisted of.."

'I guess not..'

Hekaiki was not what you would define as good student, well, one should be happy if he could be called a student at all. His grades were average, even though he rarely attempted any classes. It was just lately he had been attending daily.

"Mr.Yamana, can you tell us the two components which are basic to every muscle?"

Hekaiki glared dully at their teacher, Raidou.

"I might.."

The class giggled.

"Mr.Yamana will you please go to the student counselor…" Raidou adjusted his glasses as he waited for Hekaiki to leave the class.

'dumbass…'

Hekaiki walked out of class, hands pocketed and his hair falling loosely of off his shoulders.

"like hell.. Does anyone know what muscles are made from…" he mumbled to himself.

"Now Mr.Yamana" Raidou said with a harsh voice.

"Am going, am going… sheesh.." Hekaiki closed the door and trotted down the hall.

'wonder what blondie is doing..' He smirked to himself.

"I really do wonder…" He couldn't help it; it was like a sign from God or something.

He glared down the hall to see if anyone was there, before he turned direction and walked down to the language hall. Yes the halls had names.

As he reached room 206, being French with Kurenai, he sure enough saw Naruto sitting in the back row with headphones on.

It was obvious to anyone that he was bored out of his skull; well it was to Hekaiki anyway.

He sneaked up to the glass window that was in the door, making sure that Kurenai wasn't looking. Then he waved as a maniac, until he had caught the attention of Naruto.

He signaled to Naruto to come, but Naruto mimed a 'No' back.

'WTF..'

Hekaiki took his hand up to his mouth and pretended to hold on to something. The next thing Naruto's two blue eyes saw was Hekaiki miming a blowjob.

'That does it!'

"Miss Kurenai may leave to go to the restroom?" Naruto asked having a light blush crawling onto his cheeks.

"what is it we say Mr. Uzumaki?" Kurenai said in her somewhat French accent.

"what was it.. le toilet or something?"

"Okay Mr. Uzumaki you may leave for 5 minutes" Kurenai didn't want to wait all day for Naruto to remember basic French, so she just let him go before he hurt himself.

"thank you" Naruto was quick to leave his desk.

As soon as he was on the other side of the door..

"what the fuck are you doing here!" He tried to keep his voice down, but that stunt Hekaiki just pulled at door could have been seen by others, and then rumors would begin to roam.

"I was bored.. and then I thought I would see if you were just as bored.. and I can see I were right.." Hekaiki smirked, tucking a dark lock behind his ear.

"wanna ditch?"

"I can't ditch! What are you.. mentally retarded! I have audition after school.." Naruto almost yelled, but succeeded in keeping his voice fairly low.

"oh.. right.. I keep forgetting that.. okay.. then I guess I have to stick around too.. since I promised to treat u and shit.."

Naruto let his angry features turn into smiling ones.

"you asshat.. just remember it is at three.. in the basketball hall.." Naruto said, walking back to class.

"oi Uzi!"

"what…?" Naruto turned.

"like.. do your best!"

"sure.." Naruto winked and walked back in.

Hekaiki scratched the back of his head.

'basketball hall.. wonder if that dickward is gonna be there too..' a deep sigh left his lungs.

'I guess it can't be helped.. he is just like his bro, that Uchiha..'

Hekaiki went back to the counselor's office, just because he hated to get in trouble, it was rather time consuming to get scolded nearly every day.

'like Shika would say..Mendokuse..'

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Naruto was both psyched and felt really sick at the same time. Even though he knew he had the abilities to pull it off, he wasn't sure they would let him in anyway.

They seemed so careless and one would maybe even say evil, as he had seen them walk down the halls in school.

'You can do it Naruto, just pull of the Naruto Uzumaki Combo, and they will scream at your feet.. yes.. sounds solid'

"Naruto Uzumaki!" a girls voice said from beyond the door.

Naruto carefully opened the door and walked in to the center of the floor.

"So Naruto…er..Uzumaki. What make you think you can join the famous Konoha High cheerleaders?" a pink haired girl asked, sounding rather nonchalant.

Naruto just fell all anxiety disappear.

"well.. I think that should be up to you to decide.." he smirked at the pinkette.

"well alright.. bring it on blondie.. Ino, start the boom blaster" A blond girl on the right of the pink haired girl, pushed down on a button and music began roaming the hall.

Naruto cracked his neck two times, and breathed low a couple of times.

"yosh!"

And he was off.

He made three flips far over landing solid on his hands, and doing what seemed to be… break dance?

After a few hand jumps, and some kicking in the air, he made a double somersault landing 5 meters away, before he ended it all with a handstand, turning into a three cartwheels in a row and landing perfectly solid on his feet.

It didn't look like a big deal, but the strength and the coordination was what had made it seem so easy. In fact it was something that took years to learn, due to the break dance and gymnastic skills.

"well well.. I must say.. I thought that this was cheerleading, not hip hopping.." the pink haired girl said, clearly discontent with what she had just seen.

"I just spiced it up a bit.." Naruto said, toweling himself from sweat, feeling like she was verbally attacking him.

"well I say, what we do here is cheerleading not break dancing.. and it seems like you can't even do that. So you are not on this team. NEXT!"

"Sakura…" The pink haired girl turned to her left where a dark haired girl was sitting.

"what is it Hinata?" Sakura said, still sounding nonchalant.

"h-he is really good.." Hinata said shyly, not looking at Naruto who was cocking a brow.

"I hate to say it forehead girl.. he is.." the blond beside Sakura said.

"shut it Ino-pig.. I decide if he is on or not.. and I say he aint on" she said with irritation her shrieking voice.

"but Sakura we really need a lifter, Tenten can't lift you in a high stand nor can any other, heck the only one we can lift is Hinata because she doesn't weigh a thing!" Ino argued back, just as stubborn and shrieking as Sakura.

It was almost before sparks began flying in the air, as Ino and Sakura began having staring competition.

"you guys.." Hinata said low.

"what!?" Sakura snapped.

"uhm.. shouldn't we keep him on trial period.."

Sakura lifted a pink brow.

"trial??" the idea sounded.. almost too good to be true, and Sakura smirked.

"yes.. Naruto, we will keep you on one condition. If you fulfill one month of trial where you can convince us that you should stay, then you will officially become a cheerleader" Saukra said, trying to suppress an evil laughter.

"o-kay…" Naruto said, he felt a bit scared, yes scared. That pink haired girl just seemed like she was made of pure evil.

"okay then. We train every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at two"

Naruto dropped his jaw.

"That much! "

"there are nationals coming up in 6 months and we need new routines, so we have to train as hard as we can.." Saukra said, still suppressing the laughter.

'ohh this is just too good to be true.. he will break in a week'

"so I will see u Tuesday" Sakura said nodding to Naruto.

Naruto nodded back, and left.

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