They could hear the music pounding down the hallway before they even got to the door. Thankfully, it wasn't horrible music. The music was already going to work soothing Naruto's final stressed nerves. Shuta looked hyper. She loved parties, and unlike Naruto, always got trashed beyond belief. Sasuke simply looked around. Taking in the atmosphere, he decided this couldn't be too boring of a night. It was noisy, and everyone around him was slowly, or already, inebriated, but the crowd seemed fun, and easy going.

The door was opened by Shikamaru, a good friend of both Naruto and Kiba.

"Hey people! You're late. Kiba! Get this girl a shot...and who do we have here?" Shikamaru looked Sasuke up and down, licking his lips conspicuously. He took in the sight of the gorgeous man before him. Sasuke was tall, and toned, with broad shoulders, and a sleek tapered waist. Naruto could tell by the obvious biting of Shikamaru's lip that he found Sasuke attractive. The dark haired, pony-tailed man was obviously already drunk, and when he drank he turned into a two beer queer who would never admit to being with a guy the next morning.

"Back off Shikamaru. You're not his type. This is my brother Sasuke."

The three walked into the room which was packed with a good fifty people. Shuta happily took two shots from Kiba and downed them quickly.

"I'm gonna go get you boys some drinks. Go dance or something." Sasuke gave her a weird look, but followed Naruto to the center of the room, and awkwardly swayed back into Naruto when the blonde put a hand on his waist from behind and began to grind against him.

"Do you always dance with other men like this?" Sasuke yelled over the music.

"Sure. This is just how I dance. I love to dance. I'm not picky about who my partner is. Don't worry dude. I'm straight. No boners here. I promise. Just have fun." Sasuke said nothing more and ground back against his sister's boyfriend. How weird is this, he thought internally, but it was fun, and he liked Naruto. He was a cool guy. And it turned out he was tons of fun when you got him out of his shell.

Shuta returned a few minutes later with their drinks. Soda of course. She was obviously drunk. A light weight with probably a good five shots in her, she wasted no time. She sandwiched herself between her two favorite men in the whole world, and went with the music, stumbling every now and then.

"Babe, if you don't slow down you're gonna get sick." Naruto warned. She blew it off.

"I'm used to it. Lighten up. Let me have fun." She danced off into the crowd, mingling with the other party goers. Naruto wasn't afraid. She was a flirt, but she was faithful, so he let her have her fun. The two men stepped off to the side, drinking their soda, and cracking jokes about people getting drunk.

"Dude...do you ever wonder if they realize what their liver looks like?" Naruto laughed.

"Ummmm...no? Sasuke stumbled a bit. He looked around to see if anyone noticed, and laughed it off. Naruto thought this was freaking hysterical and dropped to his ass in laughter. Sasuke simply frowned at the fully grown man sitting on the floor, laughing like a child over something so stupid.

An hour later and both boys were on the floor. Giggling, and quavery, both were drunk beyond belief.

"Sasuke?"

"Yeah Naruto?"

"I don't think that was soda." Sasuke looked at him blankly and they both cracked up again.

"Haha, yeah, and now we're both so drunk we can't see straight. Hahaha." Sasuke's laugh was loud, but light and almost, delicate compared to his normally deep voice.

"Yep. Oh, Sasuke. We're the stupidest drunks here of all. We're sooooo...we determined that we're drunk... right dude?"

"He. Yep. We are drunk my friend, and on this pretty floor that is making my tushy numb. Oh, and my sister is naked on a table...and neither of us care..."The laughter immediately stopped as that last comment fully registered in both of their heads, and Naruto instantly tried to jump to his feet to go put some clothing on his girl. His attempt to stand failed and he landed on his ass once more. He watched a pair of shoes approach. It was Kiba, and he was carting Shuta next to him covered by a bathrobe, her clothing in his other hand.

"You guys should go back to the dorm. She's not gonna make it. I'll put her in Shikamaru's spare room. Naruto I'll be back to our room later." Kiba picked the girl up and carried her to a back room. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and slowly stumbled their way out of the door. With Shuta in safe hands she quickly lost their attention in favor of enjoying their unwanted inebriation. Sasuke spoke brokenly.

"We should go out. If we're being tricked into being drunk we should def have some fun with this." Naruto nodded and then headed towards his car, but thought better of it before pulling out his phone to find...something with wheels that might transport them somewhere fun.

*the next morning*

Naruto winced as the light peeked between his eyelids. His first thought was how pissed he was about having his soda spiked, and then quickly followed by his annoyance at not being able to remember shit. His head hurt, his stomach was rejecting his body, and he really wanted a shower. He lay there and took a second to wake up. He absentmindedly stroked the smooth pale skin of the person next to him, their body covered up to the shoulder inn blankets, but an arm laying outside of it. As he stroked the soft shoulder, he saw it. He opened his eyes as fully as his hangover would allow, and took in the shiny object that had become a new addition to his left ring finger. His eyes bugged.

"Fuck. Shuta...you are never gonna believe what we did last night. Baby wake up." She didn't move. Naruto grabbed her left hand to see a matching ring on her finger, but there was something very wrong. He pulled blanket down her body farther, and screamed.

Sasuke instantly woke up at the offensive sound ringing in his ears, and fell off the bed, pulling the blankets with him, only to scream when he saw Naruto was naked. Both screaming Kiba came running into the room.

"Oh shit!"

"Kiba...where is Shuta?" Naruto asked.

"I told you last night she was too drunk to go home. She's at Shikamaru's. Fuck. Some one spiked the soda and she had too much. What did you guys do? You guys just totally disappeared on us last night. Holy shit Naruto! Have you seen your neck?" Naruto's face went pale and he looked at the mirror across the room. His neck was purple, and there were hickey's every where. Kiba was laughing.

"What is so fucking funny Kiba?"

"The only time you get drunk and you slept with your girlfriend's brother! How is this not funny?" Sasuke said nothing. He was staring at the matching rings on his and Naruto's fingers.

"Naruto come here. We gotta talk dude." Kiba left the room, and the boys began to very very quickly dress.

"How the hell did this happen? I don't sleep with men." Naruto pulled a hoodie on to cover up his neck.

"I'm not worried about the sex. Naruto we got a bigger problem. Dude we're wearing rings." Naruto was looking through drawers and under the bed.

"Naruto, pay attention. What are you looking for?"

"Papers, bastard. When people get drunk and do this they get papers. We're dudes. It's probably a joke."

"You mean this paper?" Sasuke held up a piece of paper that had been folded in half. He handed it to Naruto. Naruto already knew what it was, but looked it over anyway, hoping that it was just some huge gag, and not the very official document he now held in his hands. They had a problem. A huge problem.

"Sasuke...How am I gonna tell your sister that we're married?"