Chapter 4
"Everyone, this is Sakura. She will be joining the Akatsuki."
All eyes were on Sakura. Sakura started to get nervous with all the tense stares she was receiving from everyone.
"Itachi, she seems to be too pretty to join."
"She is one of us, Kisame. And I expect you all to treat her like you treat me. She is here to heal me."
"Fine then."
"Oh great. Now we have a woman with us."
"Stop complaining Sasori. You should be smart enough to not go against Itachi."
Sakura was now sitting on a bed in Itachi's room.
"Oh! I can't believe that bastard!"
Flashback"Uhmm… Itachi, where am I supposed to stay?"
"In my room."
"WHAT!?"
"You're going to heal me so I expect you to monitor me everywhere I am." Itachi smirked at the pink- haired girl's childish ways.
"For all I know you could rape me! Why would I want to stay in a room with you?"
"You will. It's either with me or outside."
"You wouldn't-"
"Oh, I would."
"GRRRRRRRR! Stupid Uchiha!"
'She is quite an amusing girl.'
End of flashback.
"I'm gonna be raped. I just know it. Argh! Stupid Uchiha brothers! Why do they have to be so perverted!"
Sakura was so angry and furious that she did not realize Itachi was right behind her. He decided to have a little fun.
He came close to her ear and said softly, "I'm here you know."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura was so startled she started screaming at the poor Uchiha.
"You stupid fucking bastard!!!! What the hell did you do that for???"
Itachi was surprised at how this girl acted around him lately. She wasn't scared of him. He found this quite attractive.
"You have a very weird look on your face when you get angry."
"Weird??? I rather would have heard 'cute' than weird. Bastard."
"you don't seem to be afraid of me much."
"Why should I? I'm one of Akatsuki now. And you need me. Haha."
"Whatever woman. You scream like the devil."
"Better get used to it Uchiha!"
"It's Itachi."
"Don't try flirting with me now!"
"Flirt? With you? Stupid woman."
"Ugh! Stupid Sadistic Egotistical Bastard!"
'This woman has a lot of rage.'
"Whatever."
Sakura was about to answer back then she noticed that there was only one bed.
"Where am I gonna sleep?? On the floor?!"
"I wouldn't mind you doing so."
"You should sleep on the floor! You're the male here!"
"It's my room."
"Well I'm not going to deny myself comfort!"
"Suite yourself. I guess you'll have to sleep next to me then."
"Pervert."
"You are too."
'Ugh… I didn't know the Uchiha Itachi had a nice side. I thought he just killed.'
Sakura noticed that Itachi was already asleep.
"He looks so peaceful when he sleeps."
"I'm not asleep yet you know."
Sakura started muttering curses under her breath while the sharingan master smirked at her amusing antics.
They both fell asleep.
Everyday that Sakura was there she treated Itachi and they always bickered like a married couple.
"UCHIHA ITACHI!!!! STOP LOOKING AT MY BREASTS WHILE I'M EXAMINING YOU!!! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!"
"SHUT UP! You stupid annoying woman! I wasn't looking at anything!"
"Yes YOU WERE!!"
The rest of the Akatsuki sat in the kitchen listening to the two fight everyday.
Kisame sighed,"Won't they ever stop?"
Sasori replied,"I don't know, it's weird that Itachi is actiong like this. He has been really different ever since that woman came here."
"Hey, do you think they have a relationship that we don't know about?"
"That's nonsense Deidara."
"Actually Kisame, it isn't."
"You mean to say it's possible??!" Kisame's eyes grew larger at this.
"Quite possible."
That night Sakura sat on the bed thinking deeply.
She thought about what Sasuke was trying to do to her the other night.
"I can't believe Sasuke would do that."
"Do what?"
"BASTARD! Stop sneaking up on me like that! "
"Are you thinking about what my foolish little brother tried to do to you?"
"Well… yeah."
"…"
"I really want to forget it."
"I have a solution."
"Oh? And what does a great Uchiha like you have in mind?"
"Alcohol."
Minutes later Sakura was wasted. She easily surrendered to alcohol. Itachi was also alittle tipsy.
Sakura and Itachi started conversing drunkenly about experiences they had in the past.
Sakura started telling Itachi about the time that Sasuke left her.
"He just-hiccup-left me on-hiccup- the stupid-hiccup-damn-hiccup-bench."
"…"
"Why aren't you-hiccup- answering?"
"…"
"Ita-"
Itachi then held the back of her head and went in to kiss her. They kissed for minutes and Itachi managed to get Sakura beneath him.
Sakura was enjoying this too much and she was too drunk to protest. Itachi took her clothes off piece by piece until she was left with nothing on. Sakura took Itachi's clothes off as well.
"You naughty little woman" Itachi growled in a very pleased way.
Sakura just giggled and started leading his hands else where.
After minutes of enjoying each other's body, Itachi wanted something else and Sakura was thinking the same.
They ended up making love that night and were to wake up the next morning with a shock.
The next morning
Sakura woke up with a huge headache.' God! How much alcohol did I drink last night?'
She started to gain conscience and studied her surroundings.
There was wine spilled on the floor and the bed was a mess. She looked to her left and behold, Itachi was sleeping soundly. She saw that he was shirtless and only a blanket was covering a private area.
"What the…"
She then looked at herself and saw that she was completely naked and she felt very comfortable between her thighs.
"Oh my God. What Happened!!!!!"
Itachi woke up at the voice of the pink-haired kounochi.
"Would you shut up woman. I'm trying to sleep in peace."
"I'll make you REST IN PEACE for ETERNITY if you don't explain to me what happened!!!!!!"
"What are you…"
Itachi also noticed the surroundings and had little memory of what happened as well.
Sakura was glaring at him with her green orbs.
"Don't look at me like that. You did it too."
"You were the one who got me drunk!!!"
"Well I didn't tell you to keep drinking!"
"Whatever!"
"Stupid woman."
'this is bad. I hope she's not pregnant. I don't want to have to put up with this screaming devil for eternity.'
A few weeks later.
"Itachi."
"…"
"Itachi…"
"…"
"I-t-a-c-h-i…"
"…"
"Listen to me would ya!!!!"
"What is it woman?"
"My name is Sakura."
The two of them were sitting on the bed and Sakura had a very serious look on her face.
"Whatever. Stop wasting my time, what is it?"
"What do ya mean I'm wasting your time???!!! you are doing nothing!"
"I am. I'm meditating. What are you trying to tell me damn woman.?"
"I said my name is Sakura! Stop calling me like that!"
"Hn."
"That's not the way you would talk to the mother of your child!
'what.. mother of my…………… child?'
"…" Itachi was in shock. He didn't know what to say.
"Say something would ya!!!!"
"Are you sure?"
"Hell yeah I'm sure!"
"Not my problem."
"What!!!!! UCHIHA!!!! DAMN RIGHT IT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME PREGNANT YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
Itachi thought that he was going to be deaf. 'I hate this woman's screaming'
"What am I supposed to do about it?"
"Marry me of course!!!!"
"What? Marry? YOU? You've got to be kidding me."
"unless you're just too much of a coward to get married."
"I'm not a coward."
"Then marry me."
Itachi didn't want to have to put up with this woman for the rest of his life but he didn't want anyone calling him a coward either. Uchiha Itachi is never afraid of anything.
"Fine."
"Good. It's settled then."
"I'm doing this for the brat inside your tummy."
"This brat happens to be yours also!"
"Whatever."
End of chapter 4.