Author's Notes: Wow. I never thought I'd have the chance to update again! -laughs- Sorry people. School's kinda rough this year. But my good friend Katsune Imora forced me at keyboard point oO And I really don't want to face her wrath!

This chaper was originally going to be both Chapters 7 and 8, but since they were so short, I merged them!

Warnings: Yaoi (As if you don't know already. Sheesh), Launguage, Rude gestures, Mayuri D:

Tousen blinked, "I don't get it, Mayuri," he said, holding the picture. Shunsui and Kenpachi were over the blink Captain's shouler, snickering AT THE SIGHT. "Of course you don't! You're blind!" Mayuri snapped, yanking the picture out of Tousen's hand, "Where's that Toshiro brat right now? He'd love this!" Kenpachi crossed his arms, "Probably making off with Momo." "Aren't they minors?" Tousen asked. "Well, I know Toshiro is…. Uhhh…. Exactly how old IS Momo?" Shunsui asked. "I dunno," Kepachi replied, jerking his shoulder around to stretch his neck.

"Blubbering idiots! I have Grade A black mail here!" Mayuri said, slapping the picture with his other hand. "If you're going to use it as black mail against Byakuya and Renji, then…" Tousen started. "Wouldn't you show it to us AFTER you black mailed them?" Shunsui finished. Mayuri paused for nearly a minute. "Wow. For a genius, you sure are stupid!" Kenpachi laughed. "Shut your mouth! I might have already black mailed them!" Mayuri yelled back while swinging his arms in the air. Kenpachi snorted, "Then wha'd you have 'em do? Huh? Make 'em yer slave? Oh, come on!" The three Captains started to laugh, putting Mayuri in an even worse mood.

Shunsui was laughing so hard, he fell on the ground and started to roll around. Kenpachi stoped to catch a breath, "So, what are you going to do?" The other two Captains stopped to hear Mayuri's reply. Mayuri paused, striking a thinking pose, "Well………." Silence, "………. I haven't made t that far yet…" The three started laughing once more. "FINE! Screw you guys! I'm gonna go show this to the others!" Mayuri said, storming off and giving them the finger. "You know you want to!" Shunsui called out, making Kenpachi laugh even harder. Tousen paused, "I don't get it…" Kenpachi stopped laughing. He quickly elbowed Shunsui in his gut, making him stop, "Hey, man! What's the deal?" "General Captain Genryusai Yamamoto?" Kenpachi asked, seeing the elderly Captain. Genryusai gave a friendly smile, "Now, now. What's so funny?"

"Where could've Mayuri have gone?!" Hanataro asked, looking at Gin. "I dunno… He said he was gonna get copies-" "Copies of WHAT?!" an enraged Byakuya asked, stopping the two Shinigami in their tracks. "This is the 'Oh, shit' factor," Yamada whispered to Gin, shaking. "Well, you see…" Gin started.

"YOU LET HIM DO WHAT?!" Byakuya yelled. Everyone in the Sereitei must have heard the enraged Captain. "No! No! No! It was an accident!" Hanataro said, flinching and hiding behind Gin. The fox-like Captain frowned slightly, "Bya-bya-kun, we didn't even know what was on the picture! We thought you two were asleep! Honestly!" Byakuya frowned, beginning to regain his composure, "Find Mayuri and get that picture before he shows all the Captains! Chances are he's already shown it to Captain Zaraki and Captain Kyoraku… And we don't need to worry about Captain Tousen…"

Gin nodded frantically, "We'll get him! Don't worry!" he said, grabbing Hanataro by the wrist and dragging him off. "Don't worry, Captain Kuchiki!" Hanataro yelled. Byakuya covered his face and walked off.

"Is this why Gin and Hanataro needed to find you?" Aizen asked looking up from the picture Mayuri handed him. Mayuri laughed, "I always wondered about those two!" Komamura looked at the picture from behind Aizen, Lieutenant of 11th Company Yachiru Kusajishi sitting on his head, "Hey, Captain Fuzzy, is that Captain Emo and Lieutenant Tattoo kissing?" she asked, pointing down at the picture. "Emo and Tattoo- You mean Captain Kuchiki and Lieutenant Abarai? Yes… It is…" Komamura said, crossing his arms. Yachiru laughed, "I never knew Captain Emo was like that!" Komamura looked up at Yachiru, "That's not nice." "Sowwy…" the tiny Lieutenant said, acting sorry.

Mayuri laughed, "I'll sell you a copy once I get 'em!" he said, snatching the picture from Aizen. The brown haired Captain looked at Mayuri, "I hope you know, Byakuya will most likely kill uou for that picture… And I understand why…" Aizen said, covoring his face. "HA! I almost forgot what you did!" Mayuri said, crossing his arms, "Back when Gin was your Lieutenant…" "It's bad enough you scared him away," Aizen said, shooting a death glare. "What are Creepy and Nice Captain talking about?" Yachiru asked, looking down at Komamura. The large Captain looked up, "Back when Captain Ichimaru was Captain Aizen's Lieutenant, Captain Kurotsuchi caught the two… Uhh…" "Caught them what?" Yachiru asked, pouting, "I wanna know!" "Uhh… You know… 'Doing the Do'?..." Komamura said quietly. "Those two were going at it like rabbits!" Mayuri shouted, laughing. Aizen turned a bright red and left, "Stay away from me…" he mumbled.

And that's it for now! I should have Chapter 8 up before the Holidays or New Years!

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