Bad Luck Kid 2
Wassup, everyone? Here's chapter 2 again. Nothing here's changed, so yeah, enjoy~!
"S-Son? Are you still an-"
"GRR!"
"Eeeek!" Dad hid behind Jynx, as usual when he's scared. I'm still fuming over the fact he sent me to that fucked up school. "N-Now, now, now! I know it's not the BEST school, but it's only the first day you did! The more you go, the more you'll get used to it!"
"USED to it...?" I rose up from my seat. I'm not sure Dad would want to hear the sea of insults I landed on him yesterday. Especially the ones about his "surprisingly" unusual love for bara/yaoi porn. Seriously...what kind of man would even LOVE that stuff?! "Look, I don't know who you think you a-"
"Aaaanyways, let's get you to school! Besides, didn't you say Principle Lu wanted you for something?" Lu...? What an odd name for such a horrifying guy...
"Yeah, but...I don't want to. And I said I'm never going back there. Ever." I made way up to my bedroom, but then, I suddenly find myself lifted high into the air, and onto someone's shoulder... "D...DAAAD! Let me go!" I beat and punch on his back, but it's no use, Dad's freaking huge, too!
"No, no, no! To school, you go~!"
Dad carried me to the car and instead of him, Jynx used psychic to open the door.
"I SWEAR JYNX I'LL RAPE YOUR ASS!"
Jynx only laughed and waved me off, all while wearing an innocent smile. Dad finally started the car up and drove me back to that hell hole. Speaking of holes, I mean it-when I get my hands on Jynx I'm gonna pull her dress up and fuck her till she's screaming MY name!
The drive was short and quiet. Well, I have an idea.
"Dad?" He jumped slightly at my voice.
"W-whats up, son?"
"Have you ever been... looked at by other guys before?" I was cauctious of my words.
"Why, yes I have, son!" I groaned at how proud he sounded. " You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to shack up with your old man! But I found your mother and I fell in love and had you, my little sugar muffin!"
One of his massive hands pinched my cheek, but I slapped it away.
"Christ..."
"Now you go have a good day at school! Ta taaaa!" And with that, he drove. Stupid overly cheerful Dad of mine's...
"Ugh...well, better go see what this Lu wants." I really don't know why I have to help this guy in the first place. He's ever heard of the internet, or a freakin' library?! I wonder if I'll see Tyrone today. Maybe I should make him come with me as means of protection. Then again, if I say it like that, then he does sound like a bodyguard. Aye...
"YOU!"
"GAAAAH!" I nearly latched on to one of the passing guys in the hallway, had he not sprinted out of there like an Olympic racer. I knew that demonic and loud voice as soon as I heard it. "P-Principle Lu..." I turned around to the much taller man. Seriously, why does even staring at the guy make you wanna cry?
"My office, right now! You know why."
"Y-Yeah, I do- ah!" He gripped my arm and started dragging me! H-Heeeeelp! Police! Everyone gave me that "oh shit, he's gonna die" look, as usual. And it looks like everyone stuck with the name "Bad Luck Boy" for me...*sigh* Thankfully, we made it to the door and he unlocked, busting it open. Does he have to be so rough-handed with everything...?
"ASS. OFFICE. NOW."
I let out a squeak and before I know it my ass is down in the seat in front of this huge ass desk. For fuck sake this is like the size of half of a garage!
He slams the door and sits down behind the desk. His sharp ruby eyes feel like their stabbing me in the face. I feel myself shrink in my seat. He leans forward on the counter of his desk and motions me to do the same.
"Can you hear me, Alan?"
Its Mr. Lu's voice from before. Riiight he can communicate using aura! I nod my head slowly.
"I see you forgot about that. I'm sorry if I scared you again. And may I ask we only talk like this when you're in here?"
'I-Its fine sir. But may I ask you a question?'
He smiles and nods.'By all means of course. I'd want to know what the hell is going on with my monster principal too.' A low chuckle resonates in my head.
"Why would you want to see me?"
He leans back and says, "I need you to be a mole for me."
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"Well, that was blunt..."
"I know. I was there. you see I can tell your a guy who does what he sees is right. Just from being in contact with you I know more about you than you know about yourself."
"Huh?" What the hell does he mean?
Another chuckle echoes my mind. ' As you can tell this school is full of many troublesome kids and I need someone to be another set of eyes and ears for me. You can choose not to do this if you-'
"I'LL DO IT!" I jumped up from my seat with a giant smile on my face! "NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA PASS UP A CHANCE LIKE THIS!"
"..." Ew. I got over-excited. Even he's surprised. Blushing like the embarrassing fool I am, I scratch the back of my head and answer more calmly,
"Yeah, I'll do it. For starters, I'll have some sort of significance in school for once..." I groan, never really being important in my old schools. Not that I wanted to, of course!
He laughs like an evil mastermind and slaps my back. M-My poor back... "Good! As thanks, lunch will be free for you. Now don't fail, or...well, maybe it's better to know what I'll do to you when it happens."
"Nrk!" I gulp real hard. Is he a nice guy, or evil?! "A-Anyways!" I rise up from my chair, almost tripping. "I gotta get to class! S-See ya!" I scurried out of the monster's cave.
"Don't fail me, boy!"
I bumped into, like, 50 Pokemon before I finally made it to my homeroom. Oh god...this will be my first time meeting my teacher and class...I can only imagine who my classmates will be. Well, at least Tyrone will be one of them. "Ugh..." Well...here goes! Though, something tells me I'm not going to like what I see as soon as I slide this door open. Not one bit.
"Well, here's Mr. Alan."
An ungodly gurgle of a voice spat out. It sounded like someone was gargling thick lumpy syrup and chewing crackers. OLD crackers. The voice belonged to a -FUCK ME- Muk wearing a tie and had on a -please be a joke- a toupee and round black glasses. He raised his hand to me and pointed to my seat near the back and just went back to writing on the board. It said "Writing" and that was it.
I shuffled my way through the packed room and made it to my seat. "Well, at least nothing worse can... No... No no nononono" I heard popping...and chewing of bubble gum. I turned to my right.
*Sigh*
Why do you hate me, Arceus? I know I'm not the biggest Pokemon fan but come on! This is just mean!
It was the Lopunny with the leather Biker outfit. He was looking dead at me and gave me that same smile from before with the added bubble pop. I just put my head on the desk.
Is it understandable if I want to kill myself for being right? Wh-Where's Tyrone...?! ...Oh. He's on the whole opposite side of the room. He gives me an equally devastated look. Can my life get any worse?
"Okay, you all, you'll have to do a 5 page essay that's due tomorrow! With a partner! To your RIGHT." Yes. Yes it can.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" The class screamed in unison of absolute disbelief. Meanwhile, I'm the saddest man in the world. "Y-You can't do that to us, teach!" "Yeah, this is only the first day of class!" "We didn't even LEARN anything, yet!"
Despite everyone causing an uproar, our teacher merely pushed the rim of his glasses up and cleared his throat. "Last time I checked, you do not need learning in terms of writing, reading, and teamwork, correct?"
"..." Well, that shut everyone up- "BAD LUCK KID!"
"!" W-Wait, what?! Why are they calling ME out?!
"It's YOUR fault, Bad Luck Kid!"
"Yeah, ever since YOU came, there's been bad luck! Well, even though it's only been a day and the bad luck's mostly to you- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
"Thanks a lot for spreading it, B.L.K!" Now everyone's directed their cursing and anger towards me. Ugh...
*SLAM*
"!" Ty...Tyrone? He got up and slammed his desk and my sweet Pokelord, was that a loud sound. Everyone got quiet immediately, whimpering that my bodyguard comes to the rescue again. I'll happily agree with that.
"Hm hm hm~! That aside, I can't WAIT to do this irritating assignment whilst getting to know you better, Big Boy!" B-B-BIG BOY?! No thanks, I'll much rather go with 'Bad Luck Kid'!
"And now, I shall pass out your topics. Since it is due tomorrow, you will have to visit each others houses to do this." V...Visit each others... That's it: I want to die.
Punched by a Machamp, stabbed by a Excadrill, have my life drained by a Bayleef, raped to dea-no that's going too far. But come on! Anything you got! Strike me with a mis-fired thunderbolt on my head or something!
That creepy Lopunny guy never looked away from me as we got the paper. Please be something I can fucking write about and nothing like the cosmic theory of how Arceus is the byproduct of an intergalactic energy explosion that too- What the sweet holy hell am I talking about...
"...You okay, Big Boy? You're sweating an awful lot...hee hee hee."
"DON'T...call me that. Please! N-Now anyways, let's look at this paper." Okay, Alan, calm down! Don't let this...THING get to you! Alright, becoming calmer, so I can read what this is talking about. "Okay...so, apparently, we have to write about..." I stopped talking as soon as he cruised his fingers along my hand.
"Go oooon!" Calm down, Alan, caaaalm down...
"...About why types are weak to/strong against other types. Like the logic behind it, along with some actual- FAAAAAAAAACTS?!" I slammed his other arm against the wall. After all, it was just touching my...touching my...!
"Owwwch! You're the rough type, huh? Ohh, I'm gonna LIKE this!" Ohh, I'm gonna HATE this! Maybe if I plead and beg the teacher, I can be partners with Tyrone. Speaking of which, I wonder who's his partner... "Big Boy, come on! Let's brainstorm on this! Then, I'll come over and we can do it...and do the assignment!"
"Y-Yeah- wait, what did you just say?!"
*POP*
Annoyingly popping his gum as usual..."Oh, I didn't say anything other than we have to do this!" Why do I feel like crying...?
"A-And by the way...what's up with your attire? Aren't those shorts a little too...short?"
"Hee hee!" He clasped his hands against his mouth. "Why oh why were you looking at me like that, Big Boy~?"
"Gah! N-No, don't get the wrong idea!"
"Hah hah! But really, I'm the leader of a biker gang: "Tainted Liquids", is what we're called." Do I even want to know what that means... "But why do you ask? Are you trying to hit on me? Because if so, I'll happily get down on my knees for you, anyday, you sexy human-"
"TEACHER!" Everyone's heads dart towards me.
"Mmmmyesss?"
"C-C-Can I, uh...go to the bathroom? Please?!" Then I pretend I have to pee really bad by pressing my legs together. Idiots started snickering as the teacher jerked his head towards the doorway: I guess that means 'yes.'
"Th...Thank you!" I sped out of there like a maxed-out-speed-stat Weavile. I just needed to get out of there. Away from...HIM!
I found the bathroom, slammed the door shut and locked myself in. My skin crawled, feeling his ghost touches on my...Eeeeeeeeh!
"This is what my life has come to. Getting hit on by a biker gay male Lopunny in leather shorts... I wonder how many people would trade spots with me? Maybe I could sell my name to them and let them deal with this." I sat on the closed toilet seat with my face in hands. I let out a long sigh.
*BANG!*
My head snapped up when I heard the door slam open and hear two sets of foot prints walk in. I silently pulled my feet up so they were to my chest and covered my mouth.
"Can you believe the boss has eyes on that human?! I almost bust a gut when he told us!" I deep masculine voice bellowed. It was hushed by a way higher pitched one.
"S-Shut it y-ya moron!" he stuttered. I saw a shadow move around under each stall and when it passed mine I could feel my heart beat out my chest.
Thankfully it passed by without missing a beat(unlike my heart).
"Y-yeah I k-k-know but would you w-want to piss of-b-b-b-b-boss?" God this dude has a really bad stutter.
"Tch! I'd rather not. I like my balls where they are."
What kind of person is this boss? And please lord don't let me be the only human here and let that poor bastard be the one who gets in trouble. Please. Please..PLEASE!'
(Thankfully) They went to the urinals and left(Without washing their hands. Gross)
I stayed in for another minute so they wouldn't see me coming out after them.
Just who IS that guy?! And who were those other...my god, if I don't avoid that guy, I'm gonna be in a world hurt.
"...Alan?"
"!" Ahh, I know that voice! I kick the stall open and see Tyrone! "Phew...it's you, what a relief."
"The teacher asked me to come get you...and that bunny...stay away from him." Woah...Tyrone's voice sounded so stern at that last part... "He's...dangerous. Very, very dangerous."
"You know the guy...?"
"Not personally, no, but...do not let his sweet act fool you. Once he gets angry, he's a violent, merciless monster. Even enough to make an Entei tremble." You've got to be kidding me...and I have to WORK with this guy?!
"And he's my partner for...oh hoh..." I drop down to the floor in an "OTL" position. Why...WHY?! Dad, you're going to get an even MORE severe verbal beating, just you wait! Tyrone placed his hand on my shoulder.
"I wish we could have been partners...b-but...if anything happens...call me."
"T-Tyrone..." I nod my head like there's no tomorrow. "I'm counting on you...buddy!"
Poor, POOR guy, right?! xD What will befall our dear hero Alan in the next chapter? Or will he, once again, live up to his nickname of "Bad Luck Kid"? Well, here comes the next chapter. *gulp* Let's hope we do it right this time!