Bad Luck Kid 3
Here it is...the damned third chapter that caused it all...but we revised it, so there shouldn't be a need to take it back down again. I hope. I really do. Well, let's just cross our fingers on this one, as this is the first instance of some "stuff" going on! ;) Enjoy!
"Nnnrgh..." Why me? Just why, huh? Why?! Here I am, in the car with this stupid bunny, while Dad's strangely quiet. But can he really be blamed? After all, this stupid boy's clutching on to my arm like a swooned anime girl.
"S-So! Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend, Alan?" Let's watch that "F" word, Dad. No, not the curse word one.
"One: he's not my friend. Two: I don't even know his-"
"I'm Lucifer, Mr. Big Boy!" THAT'S his name?! Wow. How fitting, right? Wait, what did he just call my Dad...?! "I'm Big Boy's boyfriend!"
The car screeched to a stop. Thank goodness that the streets were pretty empty, or this would've turned ugly...
"B-B-Boyfriend? My, son, I didn't think you'd roll that way so quickly..."
"NO!" I slammed my foot against Dad's seat and yanked my arm away from the demon bunny. "Don't believe that bullcrap! I'd NEVER fall for a boy! Let alone a guy like THIS."
"Yowch! So cold-hearted, Big Boy! Hah hah hah! But yes, we aren't really a couple...yet." He winked at me, making me cringe.
"There never WILL be a "yet!" Look, Dad, I'm only dealing with this guy because we have to do something together! An assignment!"
"Ahh! Okay, then let me hurry and drop you two off!" Umm...drop us off? He's not going to seriously leave me alone with this guy, is he?! Ah wait, Jynx is- "Jynx and I are going to be doing some shopping together, so you'll have to survive off leftovers for tonight, sorry!"
"A-Are you serious?!" I slammed my head against the back of his seat, groaning. Can I EVER catch a break? Seriously...
"Aww, don't be so down!" The bunny patted my back several times. "I promise to be a respectable house guest!" I highly doubt that...
Eventually, we pulled up to the house. Jynx ran past us, looking back several times at the unexpected visitor and then hopping in the front seat. Her hair was done up and a sparkly pink dress. Are they going on a shopping spree, or a date? Sheesh. "Have fun, you two!"
"Jyyyyynx~!"
Aaaand off they go. Now it's just me, and this smiling doofus staring right at me, rocking his body side to side with his arms behind his back. "Well? Aren't you going to invite your visitor inside~?"
"Or I can go in and leave you out here. That works for me!" He smacked my arm, pouting.
We made it inside the house without any troubles (somehow).
"SO, Big Boy, where's your room?" He tilted his head to the side.
"In my house. You. Couch, now!" I pointed out.
If we went to my room, I knew shit was gonna go down, and I didn't want to chance it.
"Besides, I don't trust you being anywhere near my bed, leaving your cooties all on it." I explained to the jail bait bunny.
"Or you don't trust yourself around me near a bed, handsome!~" He egged me on by wiggling his hips at me.
"Like hell! Your not exactly my type. And also... let go of me!"
I almost forgot this asshole was holding my arm until I almost lost feeling in it. He did as I told him to surprisingly.
"If you order me to I'll do whatever you want, big boy~!"
You gatta be kidding me! Wait. Lets try this.
"Stop calling me big boy and get to work on the paper!" I pointed at him with my other hand on my hip.
"I'll get to work, Big Boy, sir!"
Shit.
He really loves to piss me off, doesn't he? Like an annoying little sibling... "You write the first 2 and a half, then I'll do the rest."
"Aww, how sweet! You're giving me less pages to do!" Mostly because I don't trust that you're smart enough to write more... "Umm, hmm...ah!" And before I knew it, he was already scribbling stuff down...at a very fast pace, no less! "You know, I'm really quick with the fingers!"
"Good for you."
"And not just with writing-"
"SHUT. UP." Garrrr, everything he says always have to leave to some perverted innuendo! I hopped myself onto the couch, trying to calm down. This sudden headache of mine is killing me. And I can only why I have one... "Tired, Big Boy? It's understandable, it must be so tiring adjusting to a new school, huh?" Oh my go...he actually says something NORMAL for once?!
"You could say...and I want out of there immediately!"
"But didn't you make friends with that big guy?"
"Tyrone? Well, yeah, but...but still, I'd much rather go to a school full of human boys and GIRLS, like a normal person!" Seriously, being around nothing but boys all the time can do a number on you, especially if they act like this guy...
"But I doubt Mr. Big Boy would let that happen! You'll have to be my classmate, whether you want to or not, hah hah hah!" Grr, mocking meeee! I swear, I should get up and...oh, never mind.
"Whatever, just shut up and do the paper-"
"Done! Well, with my portion, at least." I shot up from the couch.
"WHAT?!" Th-This dude really is fast with his fingers...(let's hope I won't be saying that for a different kind of situation...) "Come on...I was just getting comfortable and everything...*groan*" I laid back down in frustration: that was, like, 5 minutes. This demon bunny is inhumane!
"Prolonging your break? Well, then...!"
"OOF!" Suddenly, just a splash of weight crashed down on my stomach, making me almost fall. What in the...?! "H-Hey!" Why is on top of me?! And now he's getting comfortable by laying down me...hrrrngh.
"The sound of your breathing's comfortable, hah hah hah..."
"Get off. Now." Although, I have to admit...he does feel kind of soft, like a puffy cat or a pillow. GAAAAH! What am I saying, I don't want this thing on me like that!
He looked up at me. "Hmm? For such a stern tone, you're blushing an awful lot!"
"Because you sound girly and your fur...fuck it. Your fur feels nice, OK?"
Now that I said that, I wish I didn't.
He wrapped his arms around my neck and buried himself into my neck. I was about to tear him off by the ears but every time I pushed him away I just get stuff thrown back in my face!
"Awwww! You're soo sweet!"
...I have an idea.
I closed my eyes and took in a deep breath. I hope this works.
"How about we cut a deal?"
He moved his head to look at me, a smile spreading on his face.
"WHat kind of deal? He singsonged.
"First off I know you like me... Like that."
The smile on his face grew into a huge grin and he leaned closer to me, his lips DANGEROUSLY close to my face. I backed away slightly. If this is gonna work I'm gonna need to get dangerous. Deal with the devil as they say.
"You help me do what I want, when I want it, and how I want it."
He sat up and looked at me with one of his ears covering one of his eyes and looking so-STAY FOCUSED!
"And what do I get out of th-Ahh!"
I kissed him... on the cheek.
I pulled away and saw the stunned look on his face. He rubbed the cheek I just kissed.
In prison you do what you need to do to survive and not get killed. And the best thing to do is get in contact with the ones who have control and knowledge. And I KNOW this is one of the guys.
"Y-Y-Y-You just...ohhh~!" Now he's completely swooning. Even I can't believe I just did that! "Got it! As the gang leader of Tainted Liquids, I'll make sure my men protect you at all costs! AND you'll be free to...join us in our dirty work, heh heh heh! N-Now what is it, what did you want me to do!?"
"Well, since you gave me this unforgivable headache and clenched on to me several times, I want you to finish the rest of the paper off." And mostly because I don't want to do it in the first place...
"Ahh? Sure, but I want something out of it! Starting with...a kiss! A REAL kiss!"
And just what is a "real" kiss? And do I really want to do that? No. But I really don't feel like spending hours on that damn paper... "...Hmph. Fine!"
It looks like I can't always just have my way, huh? Oh well. I'll probably just sneak in Dad's fridge in the basement and get so drunk, I'll forget everything. I did that before when I accidentally pissed myself during 3rd grade when I was too late to reach the toilet, but I thought at the time it was some fancy looking apple juice.
Shut up.
I laid back down, making him bring his head down and plant our lips together. My lips won't have little fur hairs on it, will it? Gross. But they feel warm and soft, like a girl's. Yeah...maybe I'll just delude myself into thinking he's a girl for now that I'm kissing. Yes, a girl that I'm smacking my lips against several times, and yes, a girl that's running her fingers through my hair while slightly moaning. It's official: I'm never becoming a groom.
"Hrrgh!" When he found the chance, he dug his tongue in. Th-The bastard, who told him it was okay to do that?! It's even making me make weird noises, and I don't like it one bit. Almost as much how I don't like tongue curling against mine while the kiss gets deeper. Is this his definition of a "real" kiss? If so, then...I'd like to do this often with an actual GIRL. But because he looks and acts like a girl, I guess he counts. I guess.
I needed to breathe, so I pushed him off me. We were panting as if we just finished a race or something. His face was almost as red as his eyes, and...! "G-Ggggh!" W-W-Why...do I feel a bulge? And why does it feel as if...it's rubbing against MINE'S? No way! I'll never accept the fact that this kiss made me hard! But whatever, I don't want him to notice: it's all over if he does! "O...Okay. You can get off, now- AGH!"
"Ohh, now what's this?! I seem to be rubbing against something. Gee, I wonder what it is...?" Nooo, he noticed!
"Rrrrgh, nnngh! St-Stop rubbing against me like that...!" I closed my mouth shut from gasping too much. The stimulation's...way too weird and it's making me sound funny! I HATE sounding embarrassing!
I managed to push him away and crossed my legs so he couldn't get access to my...Nggghhh! Keep calm, Alan. Stay cool and you can have this guy wrapped around your fingers. Just... be careful with how you make your moves.
I managed to steady my throbbing... heart! Yeah... My heart. And make the blush across my face cool down. Lucifer (Still, who the hell names their kid that?!) by now was sitting back up and licking his lips at me.
"Mmmmhh~! You tasted good! And I'm still hungry for mo-mggh!" I shoved my hand in front of his advancing face.
Play it cool. Play it cool.
"If you think I'm gonna just give it up like that, you're sadly mistaken!" I poked him in the chest for emphasis. "I am the one in control here and you won't do anything I'm not comfortable with, got it?"
He was up against the wall with my hand over his mouth. Now it looks like I'm the one being a rapist. Not cool.
I backed away and leaned back to see how he'd answer.
"...Okay!"
*SLAM*
I fell on the floor, then got back on the couch. Really, are you kidding me!? And THIS is the leader of a biker gang?! "First of all, t-take care of THIS!" I pointed to the bulge in my pants. Because he had to make stupid moans, and me as well, he did this to me, so it's his responsibility! Nothing more!
"Gladly!" I laid back, gulping as he unzipped my pants. "Hee hee. Nice skull-patterned boxers. But even NICER is..." He poked at it, making me flinch.
"Hrrngh! J-Just shut up and do as I say! ! !"
"Ahh, the bossier you sound, the hornier I get!" Geez, how did it lead up to this? A male bunny with a name similar to the Devil's is curiously sliding his fingers down the shaft of my cock. "Alrighty, Lucifer shall take care of this!" He entered it in his mouth. I had to close my mouth to hold back a groan. Though, I keep constantly forgetting that we're the only ones in the house...
"..." Th-This is so, this is so...I don't even know what to say. The way he's bobbing his head while his tongue's pressed against it is making my legs and arms tremble. I refuse to let my hand leave my mouth, so now it just sounds like a bunch of retarded mumbles coming out. Let's hope they're not ones of pleasure: please don't be! I couldn't live with myself if I realized I felt pleasure by fellatio from a fucking boy!
"...?" Wh...Why is he looking up at me like that?! It's a look of wanting, as if he wants me to do something. ...Well, what?! "!" Now he closed his eyes as if he were smiling. Why the sudden- o-oh! I just realized I put my hand on his head, making him go faster. Th-The stimulation, I...I couldn't hold in the sounds anymore, damnit! I threw the hand that I used to cover my mouth with down, bringing my head back slightly and finally expressing myself.
"Ohhhh!" I moaned out, ever-loudly. Fuck it, I'll admit it: it's good, it feels really good! I'm clenching the fabric of the couch with my free hand, while still holding his head with the other. I kick my foot up in the air several eyes while my vision got blurry. Yeesh, this is the best feeling I've had in a while! Especially since I went to that type of school...and now one of the biggest (I'm sure) names from there, the leader of a biker gang, is agreeing to do everything I say, including this.
I-I can feel myself cumming soon...should I tell him? But knowing this shameless man, he would probably not even want a warning. But if he does find it displeasing...who cares? I sure won't. And besides, I don't want to get the couch dirty. Dad loves this couch (as much as he loves me, he said. Dad, you better have been joking...), and messing it up, hooo, you're gonna have a bad time. You and your wallet.
"S-Stupid bunny...ugh...h-here!" I grit my teeth and then finally, release. He made no sign of backing away and took in all of it. Thank Arceus, I can't have Dad doing his famous "Spin-of-Punishment" technique. Trust me, being spun round by him for 5-10 seconds will leave you so dizzy, puking's almost a 100% possibility.
"Ohhh..." He rose his head up, lapping the rest up with his tongue. "Did that...*pant* *pant* take care of your little problem?"
"Y...Yeah...n-now get back to work. That's...that's enough for today." Wait..."for today," I said? Why do I say it as if we do these kinds of things on a regular basis? That, I assure you, will NOT be happening. But then again, when has anything ever worked out in my favor...?
lol, to be honest, I'm a bit scared of posting this up , but it's not anything too severe, right?! So they should have nothing to say about it...but as always, hope you all enjoyed. :)