Bad Luck Kid 6

This chapter's gonna have some fresh, lemoney juice! Hope you guys like it, hah hah!


"Hmm, I wonder if Dad would still question..." I said to myself, laying half my body off the bunny's bed. It's already dark out.

"Wonder if Mr. Big Boy would still question what...?" His little comment out of nowhere irked me a little.

"It's rude to eavesdrop." I replied with a cynical tone. He crossed his arms, smirking.

"Well sorry to listen in on the "conversation" between you and your mind, Big Boy." I clicked my teeth and closed my eyes. "Hey, why don't you bring your whole body up on the bed? It'll be more comfortable!" He patted the spot right, right next to him. Of course he would.

"Yeah, I'd rather not. I don't want your cold."

"Ah!" He crossed his arms, pouting. "Heyyy, what happened to all that concern?! Or are you just trying to forget about it, hee hee hee!"

I felt my face flush. Damnit, how does he always manage to do that to me?! "I-I don't have a clue as to what you're talking about! ! !"

"Suuuuuure, you don't! Now come here! Give your friend some warmth!" I rolled my eyes.

"Do you NOT have tons of covers- WAGH!" With a yank of my arm, he pulled my whole body up to him, and before I could move away, he had his arms wrapped around my back, a leg throw down on mine, and his face nuzzled in my chest. Wh-Wha, how did...oh wait, I forget: this demon could probably lift a castle with only one of those ears. "H-Hey, let go!"

"No! You're warm. Hmmm~!"

"Garrr!" I growled and just simply gave up: it's no winning with this guy. "Fine, fine, but let me have some movement, damnit!" He seemed reluctant at first, but he sooner or later unwrapped me and gave me my little freedom. Now he's staring at me with those stupid, bubbly eyes as usual. I gulped: why does laying in bed with this guy suddenly feel so...strange?

"Hey, Big Boy: kiss me!"

"What?! Why would or should I?!" I demanded, crossing my arms. I saw him roll closer towards me, gliding his hand on my cheek.

"Well, I saw how you looked when Daller pushed you aside to give me that water, and how angry you got when I wasn't taking this sickness seriously."

"Ack!" Damnit, he saw that...but even I don't know why I was... "Th-That was...why would I be..."

"Ohh, Big Boy..." He rose his body up, bringing his face closer to mine. The mood was getting very tense. At least for me. "Come on, kiss me! Even just a little peck would be fine~!" He chirped, nudging his nose against mine.

I closed my eyes as he leaned closer... and poked his little pink nose. He backed away slightly and I took the chance to lift myself off the bed.

"So long as you're sick, don't expect me to do whatever makes you happy." I said sternly to him.

He huffed and crossed his arms, looking away from me with a frown. "You're such a tease, Big Bo-"

I caught him off guard when I kissed him on the cheek.

He turned back looking straight at me with one hand covering the cheek I made contact with.

"But we can come to...agreements." ...When the Arceus damn hell did I become like this?

"I'll be back. I need to take a leak. Want me to bring you back something?"

He was quiet for a second but then he answered me with,

"A bowl of oce cream with some oreo bits would be tasty!"

"Ugh...Fine." I waved him off as I left the room.

"Wait a second!" I poked my head back in the room. "You're sick, you shouldn't be having that!"

"D'aww, you caught on! Being sick sucks. *pout*"

"Geez..." I rolled my eyes and somehow found the bathroom. A shower and a tub separately...how fancy can you get? Maybe I can trick him into switching houses, or blackmail: either way, I want this house. "Whatever."

I shrugged, going to the toilet. I'm still surprised in myself that I'm staying over here: normally, I wouldn't stay in this house for .3 seconds with the award of $3million, but I guess he's starting to rub off on me.

In the wrong way.

"God..." I grumble, finishing my business and washing my hands. I have to watch my back: he's a gang leader, I can't forget, and more than likely, they'll be watching me, especially that dragon guy: I get too comfortable, he'll rip my head off. Probably literally. *shudder* "I'm baaa...what the hell are you doing?" I come back to find him rolling around in the bed while squeezing his pillow.

"Oh, just reminding myself how lucky I am that ultra sexy Big Boy's gonna stay with me tonight!" When will he start to actually use my name? But I guess what he was doing just now was kind of cute. Kind of.

As I was nearing the bed, he threw me on it by yanking my arm, then crawled on top of me. "Get off! Who do you think you- ?!" He cut me off by suddenly kissing me.

I tried to push him off but he wouldn't budge, no matter how hard I pushed. I felt his tongue rub against mine. When he pulled away from me I could see a string of our joint spit connecting our mouths.

"Why the hell did you do that?!" I turned and spat out his spit into his trash can by the bed. "I could get sick, too, you know!"

He let out a giggle as his ears brushed against the sides of my face. "Because it's sexy when lovers share a sickness. Non-lethal ones, anyway~!"

...Just now...I swear I saw a cartoonish small pink heart float out of him.

I am losing my fucking mind.

"Well I don't need you making me sick. I have to keep my grades up."

"I can just have one of my guys do your work for you. I'd still love you for you!"

I felt a splash of heat rise on my cheeks. "Don't say crap like that..."

He came closer to my face, but instead of a kiss, like I expected, I felt his nose rub against mine."Just admit it ,already..." His voice was low but relaxed.

He sat up so he was sitting directly on my lap with his shirt falling slightly off of his right shoulder. "You like me more then you're willing to admit to and I practically fell in love with that sexy face of yours! You're cute, a bit tsundere, and more of a sweet heart than you want others to know..." He came close to my face again, looking me straight in the eye and whispered "Kiss me..."

I felt my heart beat so hard that I was sure it was gonna explode...It was like time stopped for me to make my next choice...

"St...Stop trying to control me with your demon powers!"

"Wha- ah!" I pushed him down, but accidentally, pulled his shirt up real far, almost covering his whole head. It was an accident, I swear! "Wh-Wh-Whoa, Big Boy!"

I highly doubt he'd believe me if I say that it was merely an accident, so I come up with the excuse of: "Y...You've gotta be burning up in those oversized clothes, right?! So, um, you know..."

"Um...not really..."

"YES YOU ARE!" I frisked the shirt and pants off of him. Thankfully (and surprisingly), he's wearing something underneath, specifically a tank and tight- looking boxers. Then I realized what I just did.

Wh-What in the hell is WRONG with me?!

He was red like a tomato and shifted his body. "Big Boy, you're certainly being dominate today...taking advantage of my vulnerability because I'm sick?!" He said with a wink. I abruptly shook my head.

"What kind of person do you think I am, anyways?! That's not my-"

"Well, whether it was your intentions or not, which I'm sure it was..." He rolled over to lay on his stomach, sticking his butt out. "I'll let you do anything you want to me, heh heh hee!"

"*gulp*"

I-I don't want to look...but I can't stop. I know he's intentionally egging me on, and I'm afraid it's working more than not. I really hate to admit it, but he does have a nice butt...that, or I'll be in denial and conclude that it's common for Lopunnys.

"Nnngh, come on~..." He's whining impatiently, as if I agreed to do something.

"O...Okay, okay, fine!" I rolled those boxers of his down he sighed happily. I glided my hand against one of the cheeks and clasped it, getting a held in moan in response. Oh man, I could myself tightening in my pants, I just want to take them off right away. And like a mind reader, he says,

"Here. Let me *cough* get that." He, and I even helped, threw my pants and boxers off and cooed like a cat when he saw my erection. "Oh, Big Boy. You want me so bad right now, don't you?"

"A-Ahh, hmph..." He hovered his butt right above it. "Y...You're sure about this?"

"Of course. I'm so surprised YOU'RE okay with it! Then again, it must be the heat of the moment getting to you." He whispered in my ear, "Whether you're gentle or not is A-okay~!"

I felt his thin smooth skin smother against my tip. I let out a strained moan but it was stopped by a mouth covering mine.

What the hell is going on with me?! Is it this demon magic or...Am I really falling for him?

NONONONON! I can't be-

"Uhhh~..." He pulled away from me with a gasp. He slowly worked me inside with slow heavy movements. Because he was sick, he was aready sweating. The more I tried to convince myself I wasn't falling for him the more... receptive my body became. I could smell his musk and it made my mind feel fuzzy, giving my body the chance to enjoy him.

"Big Boy... You look so cute..." He was panting already."That makes me want to be yours even more~..."I responded by grabbing his butt and moving fast causing him to let out a little squeak.

"Please...Kiss me! I want to feel you kiss me as I-Ahmmph!" I shut him up with a kiss to the collar bone and then a open mouth kiss on the lips. He grabbed my hands locked our digits together as re reached our climax! He shuddered violently and released all over my chest and I repaid him inside.

He nuzzled my neck and said...

"Love you... Please be my mate..."

"I-I-..."

Wh...Wh...WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?! "Gyah!" Finally, it seems like, I snap out of it. I can't believe I just had sex with this fucking bunny! I-It was short, yeah, but... and my chest, it's covered in...ugh... "Y-You'll pay for this..." I whimper.

"Ah! Looks like you're back to normal, Big Boy, hah hah hah! And no worries, I was just kidding! This isn't some cheesy drama! I'm plenty happy just being your little plaything..."

"Don't refer to yourself as that! A-Anyways, I'm not exactly...satisfied yet. And because it's YOUR fault for not leaving alone... "

"!" I turned him around so he wouldn't stain my chest again.

"You'll take responsibility!" I declared, shoving myself back into him again. I swear, when I go home, I'm sneaking in Dad's fridge in the basement and downing tons of Budweiser to forget this all ever happened. I've been everything BUT myself today...maybe I'M the one that's sick.

"A-Awfully bossy, aren't we...? Ah-ah hah hah, not that I mind, of course." He said in between moans, throwing his arms back to wrap around my neck. Trying to hold back my own satisfied moans, I rested my hands on his thighs, sinking my fingers in the softness.

"Seriously...why are you so-" I sighed heavily from the pleasure, trying to keep myself composed. "freaking soft, anyway?! My fingers are loving this feeling too much..." I shamefully admit, continuing to fondle his thighs. He was whimpering happily as I did.

"Hah hah, ah...now I'll surely use the right body wash to keep it all plush for you."

"No need. Your fur's plenty perfect, you're doing a good job."

"Mm, hmm hmm hmm...I know it is- KEE?!" When I hit a certain spot, he shrieked: ooh, looks like I found the spot. I purposely ram into that multiple times, slowly. He didn't even try to keep his voice in, now. "Y-You're too good, ah...!" I'm so lost in thought over this, I forget to warn him I'm at my limit soon and cum inside him again.

"Ahh, Big Bo- *cough* *cough* You were awesome, ah hah hah..."

"Ah...you were, too." But there's no way I could continue, and he surely wasn't, too. I make him lay back down and throw off my shirt, plopping down on the bed with him. Now we're half naked guys in the bed together. Kill me.

"Don't worry, I'll wash your clothes...*yawn*"

"Yeah, yeah, shut up and go to sleep...and get better." I mumbled the last part to myself, but that classic damn snicker of his made it obvious he still heard. "Jerk.." I grumble, throwing a pillow over my face and fall asleep.

The smell of Lopunny sweat and his...essence are the very last things I remember.

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

"Augh..." Oh yeah, that's my phone on vibrate...I reluctantly rise up and turn the alarm off. "Nrrgh...huh?" Oh yeah, I'm still here. Tank, boxers, and all... "*yawn*" Glad it's Sunday, or I would've been screwed and be late for school. But now that I woke up, I can't go back to sleep.

"Nyaaaah~" Oh. Looks like the demon bunny's up to spread his dreadful wings once again today. "Ah, Big Boy. Good morning. *yawn*" Geez, I still can't believe what happened last night. It's like a hangover after drinking too much, except that it wasn't. "Last night was great, huh? It's something I'll never forget! "

"It's something I HOPE to forget." He snickered and nudged my arm.

"Aww, you don't mean that! But hey, let's get washed and dressed up. I need to meet up with my crew today. Wanna come with?"

"Um, uhh, sure..." It's probably asking for trouble, but I'm so used to it, it's pretty much an everyday norm for me, now. After getting washed up and throwing on some shorts and shirt, along with his gang jacket that proved too big for him, he brought out his motorcycle. I have to admit, the shine and deep blackness looks amazing. I hope this asshole knows how to drive.

I'm not in the particular mood to die today.

We made it to his garage and he threw me an extra helmet. It had the letters TL stylized in purple and orange and black.

"Come on big buy!" When I got on he grinded his ass against me.

"Hey, cut it out!" I yelled at him.

"Like you don't like it!" He did one more push and I just took it. Arrogant demon!

When he revved up the engine I couldn't believe how amazing the wind on my face felt. Compared to just riding in a car with the windows down this is WAY better! the morning air smelled great and there was a subtle scent of the bunnies cologne he let me use.

"How you holding up back there?!" The mix of heavy wind and the loud engine made it a little hard to hear him.

"Its better then I imagined!"

"Hehe! If you like this then maybe I should get you your own bike!"

Thinking back to all the stuff I saw and his house, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. It would be fucking awesome too. Now If only I had the license for it...

About 10 mins later, we made it to the local Wendy's. "I hardly ate anything since last night."

He grabbed my hand and placed it on his stomach. "You managed to fill up my tummy so much I didn't feel hungry! And I know your hungry with all the work you did last night! Soo it's all my treat, Lover Boy~!"

I pulled my hand away. "I'll eat if only you DO NOT call me 'Lover Boy'."

"OK, big Boy!"

Grrrrrrrrr...

"Yo, welcome to- ! Boss!" What in the? It's Daller behind the counter. Since when did he work here? He scowled when he saw me. "...And you."

"Ah! Switched jobs AGAIN? Weren't you working as a store clerk in a retail store a week ago?!"

"Well, yeah, but some guy pissed me off more than a cow that was the victim of cow-tippin'. Like always, your meals on the house. YOU, it's doubled!"

"Doubled?!"

"Oh, he's just messing!" That expression sure didn't look like he was messing. He hopped over the counter and sat with us. Is this even his break, yet?

"Boss, is Varmint here gonna be joinin' our gang?" Varmint...? Awww, COME ON, would it kill someone to say my actual name for once?! "Because if so, I OBJECT!"

"No worries, I'm with ya."

"Aww, but I think you'd be a lovely addition! Don't you like the look of our jacket and motorcycle?"

"Well, yeah, but...Dad is extremely overprotective of me, and I had already promised him I wouldn't do that kind of stuff." I groaned, wishing I wasn't such a daddy's boy.

"Ohh, Big Boy. So you DO have a heart under that coldness!"

"What did you say?"

"Nothiiiing! Anyways, come one! Let's go-"

*SLAM*

"!" The slam was so loud, I nearly dropped my drink. Three guys entered the place, and I nearly flew back in shock: very tall, stood out, and intimidating looking, but the type of Pokemon they were shocked me the most of all: the Legendary Beasts, and they looked as if they were wearing biker attire, too. The whole place grew silent. Daller gulped, but Lucifer, his face looked...strange.

"..." He got up, and dragged Daller and Iout of the back entrance without a single word. I swore, when I looked back, their eyes darted towards us. Who were those three, and what about them that made the bunny look so uncharacteristically cold like that..?


So how was that squeeze of lemon...? Hopefully, it didn't seem too short and out of place, but we try! We really do! Anyways, await for more! Buh-bye!