Thank you for the first two reviews from Lisa1972and CandyApple75!
I wonder how Hook is faring with his latest Barbie Doll. Let's find out...
Penguins
Hook: this barbie doll is amazing
Emma: U have a barbie doll
Hook: yes it is such an incredible creation. who made it?
Emma: I don't wanna know.
Hook: hmm ruth handler and mattel
Hook: genius! oh did u know cora bought me a ken doll?
Emma: Wait...Cora's HERE? In Storybrooke?
Hook: yes didn't i say that earlier 2day?
Emma: No, u didn't.
Hook: oh well. she bought me this ken doll but upon further inspection i realized its not a man
Emma: Ken is not a man?
Hook: yes he has no pinas
Emma: What?
Hook: no pinas
Hook: hold on. cora's txting me
Emma: o.o Cora has a phone?
Hook: yes. oh i gave her ur #
Emma: o_o What...?
Cora: Penguins.
Emma: Uhh... what?
Cora: I like penguins.
Cora: Quack quack.
Emma: Uhh...Cora only ducks say quack quack.
Cora: Oh, okay. Moo moo?
Emma: o.o I'm creeped out here.
Hook: cora only cows go moo moo
Cora: Ribbit ribbit!
Emma: Oh boy...
Emma: Ur mom needs 2 go 2 a mental hospital. I think she might be wacko since she left FTL.
Regina: Excuse me? My mom isn't even in Storybrooke.
Emma: Haha. That's where ur wrong! Ur mom IS in Storybrooke! Hook told me just now.
Regina: How'd my mom get into Storybrooke?
Emma: Apparently she hitched a ride w/ Hook.
Hook: hello evil queen
Regina: Oh...Hook. How's your new Barbie Doll? I hope it suits your fancy.
Hook: ooh barbie dolls
Emma: Oh no. Not his Barbie Doll again.
Hook: my barbie doll is fantastic! i think mine broke when i tried 2 use it in the bathroom though
Emma: Bathroom? Really?
Hook: it is not my fault barbie dolls r amazing the way they r
Emma: Oh yeah. Regina Cora got him a Ken doll.
Regina: Oh, really? How fascinating. Tell me more about Ken.
Hook: i dont like ken
Emma: Dang it! Why'd I say this?
Regina: Because you're Emma Swan. Why else do you say things?
Emma: ...
Regina: And why don't you like Ken?
Hook: they claim hes male. hes not those liars
Regina: Why is Ken not male?
Emma: Regina u shouldn't have asked that question.
Hook: ken has no pinas and he is w/ barbie
Hook: wheres the pleasure in that relationship? if he has no pinas he cant -
Hook: OW!
Regina: Too. Much. Information.
Regina: I regret I asked.
Emma: What did u do 2 him?!
Regina: Slapped him.
Emma: What?! How?!
Regina: Through the phone.
Emma: How. o_o
Regina: Magic.
Emma: U make it sound so simple.
Regina: It is.
Hook: uh oh
Emma: What?
Hook: um... its about regina's mom
Regina: And what about my mom?
Hook: ur mom is running around the ship screaming caw caw
Regina: ... Why?
Emma: Apparently she thinks penguins make noises like a crow.
Regina: Do penguins even make noises?
Emma: I dunno.
Regina: They.. squawk.
Emma: Squawk?
Regina: Yes. Here. A YouTube video.
Emma: rofl It sounds constipated.
Hook: i cant watch this
Regina: Why not?
Hook: ur mom
Regina: Oh, right.