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What the hell is she doing here?

Sure, her hair was pulled back in the momoware, but it was definitely her. She dipped her head into a low bow, inches from touching her fingers. "Konbanwa. I-it would b-be an honor if you let t-this lowly maiko, Mamehiro, serve you t-this night." Mame meaning bean and hiro meaning vast. Was that supposed to be something about her chest? Was that rumor about shy girls having large chests true

One of the men, face red from the sake laughed. "Tsunade never mentioned that she had such a gem in her okiya. Mamehiro, why don't you come here and pour me a cup of sake, ne?" She started to shift, but then put a hand to her face as if pondering whether she should or not.

"Demo, shi-san, your face is as red as an apple and I'm not sure if I should for fear of turning you into a tomato." 'Shi-san's' looked offended, her words questioning whether he could handle alcohol stuck a blow to his pride, but by the time the night was over, he left the tea house with 'Mamehiro' by his side.


The next morning, he walked over to the house in which 'shi-san' had been murdered in. According to Itachi, Yameda Takahashi had been sponsoring the Sound's artillery assets. The fact that he was killed was just lucky timing as a new sort of gun had just been manufactured. Sasuke made a 'hn' sound as he examined that ten senbon lodged up and down Yameda's spine. Maybe that girl wasn't so shy after all.


Momoware: The stereotypical Japanese bun, ya know the one that has that small circle on top of the forehead in front of that big circle?

Maiko: Geisha in training

Okiya: The place where geishas and maikos live in

Sake: Japanese rice wine

Demo: But

Shi-san: Since I couldn't find any translations of mister, I turned to Google Translate and added the san just in case, but you're welcome to correct me if I'm wrong

A/N Ideas don't just come everyday ya know and Harry Potter is like a trap fandom-once you're in, you can't get out. I've been trying to hack myself out of the Forbidden Forest for sometime. Just succeeded recently.

Too much Korean Drama.

Too much Shingeki no Kyojin.

Too much sound problems with my laptop.

Too much new Japanese culture obsessions.

Yes, this is my excuse.

Chapter will soon undergo further editing.