OMG OMG OMG. Did you see last week's and this week's episode of OUAT?! AAAAHHHHH! So many plot twists and turns. O.O I hope Neal's fiancee gets her ass kicked later on... I don't really like her. She just gives off a... really annoying vibe.

Anyways...

I'm back from a major case of writer's block. No ideas were popping up until now.

Due to my awkward writer's block, Regina is OOC. I hope you do not mind.

I also had #thatPOWER, by will-i-am (stupid FF formatting), feat. Justin Bieber stuck in my head and Regina was also there so... JUST READ AND YOU'LL GET THE PICTURE!

I've also updated Ho'omaka hou 'ana, Dearly Beloved, and Disturbia. There's also a surprise for all your NCIS fans out there. Check out Jordana.

You don't wanna hear me, so...

Enjoy~

Everyone Has a Secret, Right?

Hook: i know

Emma: U know what?

Hook: i know ur deepest and darkest secret

Emma: Hook I have no idea what u r talking about

Hook: u r lying i can tell i can smell ur lies from miles away!

Emma: R u high?

Hook: high? what is high?

Emma: Uhh nothing

Hook: y wont u tell me

Emma: Bcuz I don't have 2?

Hook: fine b a meany

Hook: meany meany meany

Hook: MEANY

Hook: i still know ur secret tho

Emma: WHAT SECRET?!

Hook: oh stop lying i know u have a barbie doll!

Emma: ...

Emma: How did u find out about that?

Hook: i snooped through ur things

Emma: U snooped through MY things?!

Hook: yah theres nothing wrong w/ that

Hook: y u so cray-cray about it

Emma: I'm not being crazy about it! U snooped through MY things!

Hook: well u shouldnt be ashamed. ur barbie doll is soo old

Hook: wat did u do 2 the poor barbie doll? :( HUH?!

Emma: *sigh* I had it when I was a baby. What's w/ it 2 u?

Hook: a baby? y?

Emma: Long story. I don't wanna talk about it.

Hook: ok i'll just go ask snow

Emma: NOOOOO! DON'T!

Emma: Hook?

Emma: HOOK?!

Hook: hello snow

Snow: Hook.

Snow: What do u want?

Hook: y does emma have a barbie doll?

Snow: ...

Snow: IDK.

Hook: IDK?

Snow: Yes. IDK.

Hook: wat does IDK mean?

Snow: i don't know..

Hook: y don't u know what IDK means?!

Snow: I

Snow: DON'T

Snow: KNOW

Hook: all right all right fine fine b that way

Snow: u r a dumbass

Hook: thank u

Hook: wait

Hook: what?!

Hook: snow? snow?! snooooowwww!?

Hook: regina can u do me a favor?

Regina: What is it you want, Hook?

Hook: i need u 2 find out y emma has a barbie doll

Regina: ...

Hook: i heard something dropping from a mile away. r u ok?

Regina: Emma... she has a barbie doll?

Hook: yes y do u ask? i just said that

Regina: Ooh... I'll help you.

Hook: oh no :(

Hook: i sense the Evil-Regina-Who-Is-Ready-To-Blackmail-Innocent-Peo ple mode

Regina: ...

Hook: STOP DROPPING THINGS!

Regina: HOW DID YOU SENSE MY EVIL MODE?! AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I DROPPED SOMETHING?!

Hook: i live w/ ur mom on a boat

Regina: Oh. Right.

Hook: yah

Regina: Fine, I'll help you only if you get my mom to stop MAKING MY ROOF RAIN SKITTLES ONTO MY LIVING ROOM!

Cora: Skittles aren't that bad. :)

Cora: SKIIIITTTTTTLEEEEEESSSSS!

Hook: i heard something poof

Regina: Hook, I will calmly ask you this before I start sounding OOC and Emma jumps into this conversation.

Emma: Who said my name?

Hook: yes? :)

Regina: STOP BEING A CREEPY STALKER.

Hook: :(

Emma: Hook's a creepy stalker?

Regina: NO ONE CALLED YOU HERE, SWAN!

Emma: Geez prickly much.

Hook: u took my livelihood away

Regina: I thought Barbie dolls were your livelihood?

Hook: yah that's #1

Hook: but i luv my creepy stalker mode

Hook: that's how i found out emma has a barbie doll

Hook: and.. *sends Regina a picture*

Regina: *views picture* ...

Regina: That's me. Dancing to #thatPOWER. How did you get this? ...

Hook: :)

Regina: Please. Don't do that. You're going to turn into Cora if you do.

Hook: :)

Cora: :) Good job, my apprentice. You have learned the ways of Novice-Creepy-Cora.

Hook: yay :)

Regina: Hook, you better not send this video to ANYONE!

Hook: *sends* oops :( i think i accidentally sent it. im sorry

Regina: ... ! O.O

Hook: dang regina used an emoticon

Regina: I will murder you. I will rip off your eyeballs with my toenails...

Hook: scary ;)

Hook: its 2 late tho. every1 in storybrooke has this video

Regina: ... *karate chops magically through phone*

Hook: *splat* :( u turned my barbie doll into mush

Hook: guess its time for plan B

OK, this is probably the most confusing chapter I've EVER written. Like. Ever.

I'm sorry. D:

And what's Plan B? I think this chapter has some purpose besides being a... *coughs sadly*

possible filler. :(

To answer a question:

Is Neal ever going to be in this story?

Of course he is! He's coming. Soon. I promise.

Also...

I will post about that #thatPOWER Regina video in Chapter 6.

R&R! Tell me if you think this chapter sucked or not. I think it did. xD