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This chapter is where Neal makes a SLIGHT/MINOR debut! Read and enjoy!
Cora + Crack = Run
Snow: How was ur trip 2 NY Emma?
Emma: .-. Horrible!
Charming: Aww, y sweetheart?
Emma: I met Neal
Snow: Neal who?
Emma: Neal Cassidy. He's Henry's father.
Charming: O.O WHAT?!
Charming: This means I have some1 2 kill! MWHAHAHA! YES! FINALLY!
Emma: ...
Snow: o_o
Henry: Gramps is everything ok?
Charming: Yah Henry. Y?
Henry: I heard u pull out ur gun at school
Charming: What? o_o It's a GUN not a sword
Henry: There was this loud CLANG! along with reeaally noisy leather fumbling and u were screaming MWHAHA!
Emma: Henry shouldn't u be in school?
Henry: Weelll, dad picked me up early from school
Emma: What?
Henry: He said we needed father-son bonding time
Henry: Oh gotta go! Dad's calling me! Bye!
Emma: Wait! Henry! Henry!
Emma: HENRY!
Snow: Oh no...
Charming: Does this mean I don't get 2 kill Neal? :(
Emma: No. He's mine. *angry face*
Charming: ok :(
Emma: Dad put the gun back in its holster
Charming: But-
Emma: NOW
Charming: D: !
Snow: It's ok honey. U'll get ur chance next time .
Charming: Yes... :D !
Charming: Unleash the rage. MWHAHAHA!
Snow: Next time we're not giving u anymore crack
Emma: What r u doing w/ my son Neal Cassidy?
Neal: Bonding w/ him
Henry: Hi mom! Dad got me cotton candy :D
Emma: That's... sweet Henry
Henry: I know right?!
Rumpel: Sorry to break away family bonding time. I must converse with my son.
Neal: AAAHHH! Don't leave me w/ him! :(
Rumpel: Now, now, Bae. You don't want to cause a scene do you?
Neal: :(
Neal: no :(
Rumpel: Good. Now come with papa.
Neal: ok :)
Two seconds later...
Emma: o.O That was awkward
Henry: Mom
Emma: Yah?
Henry: Y is Cora running around with a life sized unicorn doll?
Emma: What?
Henry: Look!
Emma: omfg
Cora: Do u know the unicorn song? ~:3
Emma: What? Is that a UNICORN emoticon?
Cora: ~:3 Unicorn love.
Henry: o.o
Cora: Unicorns I love them, unicorns I love them. Uni, uni unicorns I looooove them! Uni unicorns I could pet one.
Cora: If they were really real and they are! So I bought one so I can pet it! Now it loves me, now I love it! La la la la la la la!
Emma: Cora did u take ur meds 2day?
Cora: What meds?
Emma: Well I see u holding ur pill bag w/ what appears 2 be ur constipation powder (conveniently colored white)
Cora: My constipation powder is in my purse. :)
Emma: U don't have a purse
Cora: Exactly. Mwhaha. })
Emma: Omg please don't tell me u have COCAINE
Cora: So that is what this powdery thing is called? I always assumed it was unicorn horn powder.
Emma: Wait... u've been taking COCAINE since u came 2 Storybrooke?
Cora: Yes. A nice young fellow just outside the Storybrooke border handed me the bag. He told me it was good for my health.
Emma: And that obviously led u 2 unicorns
Cora: I don't have to explain myself to you! You're not my mom!
Cora: WAAA-CHAAAAA! WATATATATATATATATA! *attempts to do crazy ninja karate moves on Emma*
Emma: Woah o_o *manages to dodge mentally unstable Cora on cocaine*
Cora: WAAAAAHHHH-CHAAAAMMMM! SUPER CORA KIIIIIIICCCCKK! *does super ninja kick; ends up kicking Rumpelstiltskin on the head*
Rumpel: O_O ! Who kicked me on the head?!
Cora: WAAAH-CHAAA! This is for the unicorns! *does super crazy Cora attack on Rumpel*
Rumpel: o_o
Rumpel: *puts up a freezing spell; Cora super kicks her way out*
Rumpel: D: !
Rumpel: *runs all around town* My magic doesn't work against her! What's going on?!
Henry: I think the drugs r affecting both of u
Emma: I think so 2 Henry
Emma: This town clearly has issues
Emma: Mental ones
Henry: That was a terrible pun mom
Henry: :|
Cora: Cora + Crack = match made in heaven
Emma: Cora + Crack = run 4 ur fucking lives
Cora: Cora + Crack = Cora/Crack babies
Emma: ... Do I need 2 involve Regina into this?
Regina: Too late. By texting my mother my name, you've already involved me into whatever you're doing.
Regina: I really have no interest in being here.
Emma: The here? -
Regina: To clear my name of whatever devious tricks you accuse me of.
Emma: I'm srry.. what? Cora and I were arguing about her cocaine use
Regina: My mother takes cocaine?
Emma: Yeah
Regina: Why am I not surprised?
Emma: Becuz u clearly have mental issues along w/ ur mother
Regina: Excuse me. I am in PERFECT mental health, unlike you and the rest of your family.
Emma: Psh, says the daughter of a unicorn obsessed woman.
Cora: I want to have Coracorn babies. ~:3 *
Cora: I think I might succeed in my goal.
Regina: How so, mother? *bored*
Cora: I just had sex with a unicorn. ~:3
Emma: O.O
Regina: Excuse me?
Cora: I am going to have Coracorn babies! WOOHOO!
Emma: See what I mean Regina?
Regina: I clearly do NOT have mental issues though.
Regina: Oh my god a unicorn... . *follows*
Emma: Regina?
Emma: Regina?
Emma: Oh my god please don't tell me ur going 2 have unicorn babies 2 e.o
Regina: That unicorn... was so adorable. IT WILL BE MINE.
Regina: THAT UNICORN WILL BE MINE!
Regina: MWHAHAHAHA!
Cora: MWHAHAHAHAHA! Unicorns forever! Coracorn babies for life! ~:3
Emma: o_o I'm outta here
* OK, you guys might not know this but when Ke$ha told Ryan Seacrest that she had sex with a ghost, this is a reference to that.
- This should say, "Then why are you here?" Apparently FF doesn't want that to happen. *cough*
Haha, I got the Unicorn Song from Despicable Me. o3o
Yeeaahh... that emoticon doesn't look like a unicorn at all. Oh well. XP
R&R! I hope this chapter didn't suck as well. . Cora seemed waay too OOC for my liking, but this is how the chapter came out and will be. Meh.