Disclaimer: This is a parody of spy movies I have watched, and by parody that also includes parody spy movies. So then it's a parody of parodies in serious comedic manner. Makes sense to me!
Part 1: Getting started
During one long airplane ride to Moscow, everyone was busy minding their own; Hilary mentions she always wanted to try borsch, Kenny informs them they would be battling in the same stadium where they had their first world tournament, Ray wonders what new bitbeast they will encounter, Max was excited to befriend the first opponent they meet, and lastly, Kai didn't care much and slept the whole trip.
Hilary noted Tyson was unusually cheery for the whole flight to Russia but the champion kept on insisting to his friends he's just excited for their exciting new tourney in the snowy wasteland and visit the abbey again since Tala insist they should stay there for the free rooms. The whole spy thing must be kept secret, Tyson remembered what the agents had told him a few days ago before Mr. Dickenson sends them off to Moscow.
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"What about my team mates? I can't just wander off and leave them" Tyson asked, he said it out of concern for his friends safety should they go out and look for him.
"You don't have to worry about them Tyson" agent Stanislav reassures him
"I don't?"
"This is the part where we explain to you about your mission" Stanislav turns on his laptop and opened the folder that says 'CONFIDENTIAL' which was unfortunate enough to be right next to the two folders that was labeled 'PORN' and 'UNFORGIVABLE PORN'. Tyson notice this and got curious "why does it says, unforgivable?"
The agents didn't say a thing and wasn't even a bit embarassed. Vyacheslav was the one to explain the mission proper, "We at the secret service of the Russian government confiscated all of Boris underground laboratory after a warrant of arrest was made when we receive reports of child trafficking and abuse inside the abbey. Unfortunately, one of our agents have gone rogue, he stole all the data and sold all the information to the highest bidder."
"What could be in that data?"
"Tyson, do you not recall about the time Boris was making artificial Bitbeasts? We receive info of a rare and powerful bitbeast with a power capable of that of an atomic bomb"
A bitbeast more powerfull than black Dranzer and Brooklyns' Zeus? It's no wonder they needed help. "That's terrible!" Tyson exclaims with his fist clenching after learning the terrible news.
"That is why we want you to go to Moscow for the National Friendship Tournament. We highly publicized the tourney to draw in the person. We have no info of who he or she is, so, what we want you to do is to socialize with everyone and befriend them"
The task almost sounds impossible but Tyson was still willing to go on with it "Geez... that's sure is helpful. But no probs, at least the first assignment is easy"
Worried about the young bladers' relaxed approach and the mission might not go well. Stanislav warns Tyson to avoid goofing off and other things "Tyson we need you to be serious about this. We have search and select the most qualified beyblader who could match our needed specifications"
"And you chose me because?..."
The agents struggled for an answer to satisfy him "Tyson, you're umm... It's because you're Special"
"Cool"
Little did they know it was the biggest mistake they ever made
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Sitting in their first class seats, the two agents still thinks they made a bad choice. Stanislav turns to his partner "we screwed up didn't we?"
Vyacheslav nods and added "let's just go directly to headquarters and make sure those spy kits are idiot proof"
Moscow
The gang finally arrived at the abbey and Tala led them in. This was Hilary's first time to be inside a place where Kai used to live, she heard horrible stories of the abbey from the boys and from what she heard, children who defy authority will be punished. But those was the old days, with Tala and his posse at the helm, they were able to change the system and manage to get funding's from enrolling new bladers.
Tyson was mostly impressed by the changes as he looks around while following Tala who was leading them to their rooms "Wow! this place is less gloomier than I remembered. No evil scientists, evil dungeons..."
Tala appreciated his honesty "thanks Tyson"
but the beyblading champion continued rambling on "no more emotionally scarring traumatic experiences, no evil bitbeast... there are no evil bitbeast right?" with his mission in mind, Tyson eyed the red head Russian suspiciously by squinting his eyes and leaning uncomfortably close.
Kai face-palmed since Tyson looks like he's accusing Tala of being a possible antagonist. Hilary even pulled Tyson's ear and hissed at him "Tyson don't be rude"
Tala ignored the odd behavior and gave an exasperated sigh "yes Tyson, there are no more of those you mentioned. Now here are your rooms." He showed his guest the door to their rooms "It's nothing much, we're not running a five star hotel after all." The rooms are standard size, one bathroom with one medium size bed enough to fit for two persons. After showing them their rooms, Tala leaves and reminds them there will be a party tonight and the dress code is: semi formal.
They all decide who will they bunk for the remainder of the week long tournament. Tyson carefully picks who will be his sleeping buddy and hopefully that person won't suspect a thing when he does his spy activities.
If he choose Kai... 'Nah, Kai is too sharp. My cover will be blown for sure!'
If he choose Ray... 'same thing, I think they should bunk together"
Now he has a plan to eliminate two potential threat of his mission. "Hey you guys should bunk with each other!". Originally, his friends were thinking of Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide and they weren't quite keen to the idea of having Tyson to decide for them.
Ray felt sort of offended, "Tyson that's not for you to decide. That kind of responsibility belongs to the Team Captain. What do you think Kai?"
Kai didn't really care who he ends up with to be his room-mate. He just want to get this over with, get some rest and dress up for the party. Without a word, he silently went inside. Ray followed suite thinking he might have offended his stoic friend. "Hey Kai wait! was it something I said?"
Now that the two are out of the way, Tyson has to choose between Max and Kenny; Hilary was not optional. He weighted the Pros and Cons between the two and came to a conclusion... He chose the nerd!
"Kenny, do you wanna..."
But unlucky for him, his plans was ruined when Hilary already beat him to it and closed the door leaving the other room all to herself. She's the only girl in their team after all and she needs privacy. Kenny shrugs and went inside their room, later called first dibs on the bed.
Max puts his arm on Tyson's shoulders "Looks like it's you, me and Kenny sharing a room" he said with a smile on his face. Not to further dampen mood because of his bad luck, Tyson told himself how will he ever be like James Bond if he think negative thoughts that he will never get the job done just because he has two room-mates to share in a small cramp room.
'I wonder what would James Bond do in this situation?' Tyson ask himself.
Tyson then imagines his idol popping out of his head and giving him a word of advice "Tyson, if you want to be like me, then you gotta think like me, dress like me, be as handsome as me, acquire the latest gadgets like me, be the foiler of villainous plans like me..."
Tyson answered the imaginary head of James Bond "Oh my gosh, you're right"
Max thought Tyson was replying to what he said seconds ago "Why do you sound so surprise?"
"And lastly Tyson... You gotta bed a lot of women like me!" this was his idols' last advice before he faded out from Tyson's vision and he said it very proudly too. This cause poor fifteen year old virgin to blink, "Say what?"
His friend looked like he was staring into space so Max waves a hand in front of Tyson's face "Tyson, are you alright?". Max later concluded that maybe Tyson was exhausted from the trip.
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TBC
(A/N): Next chapter will be a Ballroom scene, Tysons' unsuccessful attempts at flirting and finally doing actual spy stuff. Now I need to update my other stories... FUND RAISING!