Uhm, so...I'm back? haahh... . I know I haven't really been updating my stories, but that's because everytime I tried to log into my computer I would get kicked out. :/ Turns out I had malware or some crazy virus lurking around. I finally got a new one, though (*siiighh*), so here are the multiple updates I should've made a looong time ago.
still glad to know people are reading my stories & liking them though. c;
Warning: Use of...really crude and suggestive pick up lines because I only see Hook being like, "You, me. Sex. Now. ;)"
Disclaimer: I don't own OUAT.
Sexual Harassment
Ruby: EMMA! O_O
Emma: o_o What Ruby?
Ruby: OMFG HOOK WANTS 2 GET IN2 MY PANTS :(
Emma: ... Excuse me?
Ruby: he doesnt have the hots for u anymore swan xp
Emma: What's this about Hook getting in2 ur pants? ...
Ruby: rite rite anyways
Ruby: i was at the diner cleaning up and all of a sudden hook comes up 2 me
Ruby: and he's like
Ruby: i lost my teddy bear. would u sleep w/ me?
Ruby: then he's all
Ruby: if ur feeling down can i feel u up
Ruby: then he's a-
Emma: RUBY I GET IT I GET IT WTF DO U WANT ME 2 DO?
Ruby: um get him 2 stop DUH?!
Emma: *sigh* This is going to be long day
2Hot4U: belle?
Belle: Yes who is this?
2Hot4U: i'm peanut butter ur jelly let's have sex
Belle: O_O EXCUSE ME?!
2Hot4U: if i was a wa-
Belle: RUMPEL!
Rumpel: You called?
2Hot4U: termelon would u sp-
Belle: DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
Rumpel: About what?
Belle: THIS!
2Hot4U: it or swallow my seed?
Rumpel: ...Who is this?
2Hot4U: :P hook who else
Rumpel: ...
2Hot4U: ;)
2Hot4U: belle
Belle: No.
2Hot4U: wat
Belle: No.
Emma: HOOK THERE U R
Emma: Why the fuck have u been harassing ruby?
Belle: And me!
Emma: ..Yes and Belle?
2Hot4U: with a great pinas comes great responsibility! *flies off on a rainbow*
Emma: wtf
Rumpel: *sharpens knife* I'm going to castrate him.
Emma: Be my guest. T_T