Hola! More! Another installment of...ACCIDENTALLY!

I'ma gonna answer some questions at the end of the chapter, but first, THE MOST IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I WILL EVER MAKE IN 2011:

SAKURA-TENSHI'S BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 28th!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! MY MOM WON'T LET ME DYE MY HAIR PINK OR GET GREEN CONTACTS! BUT, I WILL, FOR SURE, WEAR MY HEADBAND THE WAY SHE DOES, AND RED SHIRT, BLACK PANTS, SPEAKING IN THAT SLIGHT ACCENT SHE HAS, CONSTANTLY SLAPPING MY FRIEND HOUSTON(NARUTO) UPSIDE THE HEAD FOR HIS IDIOCY, AND OF COURSE, ALL THOSE WONDERFUL ^_^ SMILES, FAKE OR OTHERWISE!

SORRY, I-AH! STUPID CAPS LOCK!

Anyways, sorry, I just finished my sixth can of Fanta Orange!

Now, Kuzu-chan!

Kakuzu: What do you want?

Jeez...I'm here to get that stick out of your ass. Che.

Kakuzu: Grr...

Disclaimer, goddamn it!

Kakuzu: Fine! For the love of Christ...Raven Does not, nor has she ever owned Naruto. Sad, I know. But she does own some obcene poems.

Yeah, here's one:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Kuzu-chan, *grabs suitcase and runs for Konoha*

No soup for you!

Kakuzu: Damn it, Hazuki!

It's Raven to you, miser !

Enjoy the chapter!

Accidentally

Chapter 5: Sorrow

Deidara nudged Sakura gently with his elbow.

With no response, he sighed and landed the bird carefully.

"Tobi," He shouldn't even have to explain.

Tobi nodded. Moving slowly, he removed Sakura's headband from her hair and replaced it over her eyes. Deidara then moved his weight away from hers, catching her and sitting cross legged behind her, holding her by the shoulders.

"Sakura...Oi, Sakura-chan...Wake up, yeah," He soothed calmly. It's not like they were in a hurry or anything.

Sakura opened her eyes, and saw...nothing. Alarmed by this, she became aware of the light pressure on her shoulders. Grabbing her pursuer by the wrists, she flipped poor Deidara over her shoulders, having him land painfully on his back.

Tobi squeaked, soon regretting it, as Sakura kicked him clear across the landscape. Feeling around for the first chakra signature, she was stopped short by a hand on her head and an arm around her waist.

"Sakura! Calm down, yeah! It's just us! Err, me, since you scored a home run with Baka," Sakura was struggling violently in Deidara's grasp.

"Who's 'me'? And why can't I see!" She demanded angrily, kicking him in the shin.

Deidara winced and replied, "Deidara, yeah, and that hurt,"

Sakura gasped slightly, and reached for the fabric over her eyes, but Deidara grabbed her wrists, mentally apologizing for how rash he was about it.

"Eh? What? I was going to heal you!" She adressed confusedly.

"I'm sorry, Sakura, but I can't let you remove the headband until we're inside." He explained in a level tone.

"Huh? Why?" She furrowed her brow and waited for an answer.

"Precautions, yeah. Can't have you running off back to Konoha and revealing our base location...not that I beleive that you would do something like that..." Deidara mentally slapped himself.

'I've only known her for a day and she's already turning me soft! Unbelievable, yeah,'

Sakura's shoulders slumped as Deidara released her wrists, "Okay...I understand. So, do I get to meet the rest of the Akatsuki today?"

Deidara chuckled, "Not before I take you to Leader-sama,"

Sakura reflected for a moment, "Why do you call him that? Don't you all know his or her's real name?"

"Hm? Oh, of course, yeah. I guess we just adapted to calling him that. He'll reveal his name to you on his own. I don't know if I should." Deidara stretched, taking Sakura's hand and leading her to the hideout's entrance, where they -you guessed it- entered. (And completely forgot Tobi...HAha!)

Bringing some distance from the door, Deidara removed the headband and returned it to its normal pedistal atop the cherry blossom's head.

Taking in her surroundings, Sakura was none too impressed by the drab grey walls and red carpeting, but when she turned around and faced the two magnificent cherry wood doors, she forgot her entire situation, and gaped at the scene until Deidara put a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"Good luck, yeah...Leader!" And with that, Deidara disappeared.

"ENTER,"

The doubledoors opened to reveal a dark room. Dim light faded in and Sakura could see two figures behind a fair mahogany desk.

One was a beautiful woman with blue hair, some pulled into an expert bun, and a paper flower planted in it, that was sitting on the desk. She had amazing orange eyes and one peircing just below her bottom lip...unlike the man sitting beside her. Burnt orange hair and several peircings going down the bridge of his nose, around and even through his ears, and eyes that held a visual kekkei genkai that Sakura knew as tha Rinnegan.

"Haruno Sakura."

Sakura jumped slightly at her name, before straightening and waiting for the supposed 'leader' to continue.

"My name is Pein, and this is Konan. I understand that you have finally left your village seeking power...I also understand that you don't need it."

Sakura's eyebrows creased as she watched the woman pull a folder from a drawer in the desk and hand it to the orange-haired man.

Opening the folder, he went on,

"Haruno Sakura, abusive father and bitter drunk of a mother. Trained under the Godaime Hokage and one of the three legendary Sanin, Tsunade. Perfect chakra control, even from her Genin days. Immense strength, and a formidable brain, far beyond the Chunin level. Top-notch genjutsu. Most prsteigous medical ninja known to the Land of Fire. ANBU Black-ops captain. Certainly a prize to Konoha," He admonishhed.

Suddenly, Sakura felt a little proud of herself. But that was an ANBU report.

'No doubt Captain Yamato wrote it. He's such a softie.' Sakura smiled slightly at this thought, and her eyes flittered with what could be called sorrow. But she then returned her focus to the task at hand.

"You don't need power, Sakura. You need stability. You need a family. Ones you can truly call friends. Ones who will never abandon you...You need a home." As Pein's words sank in, Sakura felt tears coming to her eyes, but choked them back.

"What...do you want from me?" She asked.

He leaned forward a bit, "No, Sakura. What do you want from us?"

Sakura bit her lip to hold back a sob.

"We've been watching you, Sakura. We know everything about you. You were unhappy in Konoha. Why? You felt lonely. Abandoned. Underestimated. Mistreated..."

Sakura's teeth clenched.

"Haruno Sakura, what do you want from the Akatsuki?"

Her tears fell and she hollered out, "A title! A role! Strength! Inner strength!"

The leader slammed his hands down on the desk and stood, "Tell us what you want, Sakura!"

"A FAMILY! A HOME!...I want...to be accepted..."

Pein sat down, inwardly satisfied, but otherwise stoic.

Without a second thought, Konan was embracing Sakura gently, soothing her.

Pein smirked subtly, "Haruno Sakura. Welcome to Akatsuki."

OoOoOo

Wow. Didn't think I would take it that far.

It was a little random if you ask me.

Yay! Two more Akatsuki members!

Whoo...that chapter had a bit too much seriousness for my tastes...|P

Sooo...RIGHT! Questions! Well!

A few people have asked me about the eventual pairing.

Thing is...I don't know either. Heh. DON'T SHOOT ME!

Sakura: I wanna know!

I'm sorry, Sakura-chan, but you'll have to wait and see just like the rest of us.

Hidan: Fuck man, that bitch is mine!

Zetsu2: Back off, you religious son of a bitch, Sakura-chan is mine.

Deidara: Woah, cannibal boy, what are you talking about? Didn't you see how she was blushing at me back there? I'm so in!

Kakuzu: You assholes...

Finally! At least we have ONE levelheaded Akatsuki member!

Kakuzu: Sakura is mine, and you can all kiss my ninety-year-old-that-just-so-happens-to-not-look-a-day-over-thirty ass, because chicks dig the stitches!

Kakuzu!

Kakuzu:...what?

*glares*

Kakuzu: Sigh...sorry, Rae-chan...

Awwe! Chan! KAWAII!

Me and Kuzu-chan are gonna get some ice cream. First we have to find an ice cream place that sells at...1:45 in the morning...

Duces!

~Raven100