Accidentally

Chapter 8: Beautiful

Sakura sit cross-legged on her bed while Konan went through her closet. Sakura had brought a fair amount of clothes when she had left the Leaf Village, but Konan wasn't satisfied.

"Oh, come on, Sakura-chan! My cat has more outfits than you," She complained, placing her hands on her hips.

"...you have a cat and Itachi hasn't killed it yet?" Sakura's brow furrowed.

"Err...no. I don't actually have a cat. But if I did, he would have way more outfits than this!" The blue-haired woman threw her hands in the air.

Sakura rolled her eyes playfully. 'He? Poor cat.'

Konan seemed to drop her whole calm and professional act around Sakura. She wasn't so stiff. Truthfully, if it wasn't for Konan, Sakura would have likely asked Kisame to write her eulogy and thrown herself off a bridge. What, with all the noise she had to put up with here.

Explosions, satanic laughter, screams of terror caused by the explosions(Poor Tobi. XD), frustrated groans whenever Hidan ran up the water bill, and, not to mention, Pein tended to sing in the shower.

Speaking of noises, loud stomping was heard in the hallway outside of Sakura's door. Sure enough, Deidara came running into Sakura's bedroom, slamming the door panicky behind him.

Konan pulled her head out of the closet. "Hm?"

Sakura watched the blonde pant and slide down the wall.

"Um...Deidara?"

His head shot up and he gave her an exhausted glance.

"Clay. Itachi. Mangekyou Sharingan. Catching on?" He breathed.

Sakura smiled nervously, standing up and peering out her door. Of course, Itachi was at the end of the hallway, slowly approaching.

Sakura stepped out of her room innocently, not closing the door all the way as the Uchiha stepped in front of her.

"Haruno. Have you seen Deidara around?" He said sternly.

Sakura put on the blankest look she could muster. "Why, no, I haven't. Why do you ask, Itachi-san?"

It took nearly all of Sakura's potential to add that suffix, because Kami knows, that is nothow she feels.

"You are lying."

Damn that Sharingan.

Sakura sighed. "You're right. I am lying. He's in my bedroom." Sakura smirked.

Her door flew open, and a Deidara was running down the hallway, whining,

"Why, Sakura-chaannnnnn!"

As soon as Itachi was out of sight, Sakura giggled. Oh god, when was the last time she had done that?

Honestly, these people were like a drug.

Like Nitrous Oxide.

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Deidara slammed yet another door behind him.

"Get out of my room, Iwa."

"But Danna-"

"Out. And get me some Goddamn food."

Deidara sighed and rushed down the hallway again.

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_Inn somewhere in Grass_

Sasuke sighed for about the tenth time that day, resting himself against the back of the loveseat tiredly.

Traveling with Kabuto alone was just about the worst idea that Sasuke's second mentor had ever come up with.

His direction skills were just about as good as that of a lemming's .

The inn was average. Two beds, a couch, and loveseat. Coffee table. Small television in the front of the room.

Another thing: Kabuto kept hogging the bathroom.

It faintly reminded Sasuke of his Genin days, when Team 7 would have to stay at an inn on rather long-winded missions, and Naruto decided that he needed to look 100% presentable for his beautiful Sakura-chan.

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"...it's only your third day here, and almost all of us have become fond of you, from what I can tell,"

Sakura sighed and tapped the pencil against the paper impatiently.

It read:

Pein-sama

Konan-chan

Deidara-chan

Tobi no baka

Itachi...ugh

Kisame-chan

Zetsu-san

Hidan-chan

Kakuzu-sama

"Well...let's see..."

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Kakuzu was just about to knock on the door to ask where the hell Hidan was, so he could kick his ass for getting blood on the living room couch. When he heard a voice, however, he paused and moved himself closer to the door to listen.

"Well, I've got Konan, Deidara, Kisame, and Tobi for sure...Though I wouldn't exactly say that Pein is fond of me. Hidan is a little stand-offish, and Kakuzu...Kakuzu hates me. Yup, he absolutely despises the idea of another female in Akatsuki. Zetsu doesn't dislike me. You can't be too sure about him...Itachi...is an Uchiha. I hate him. He hates me. These arrangements will always go full-circle,"

Kakuzu straightened himself and chuckled lowly. Boy, was she wrong. Way wrong.

She did something to he and his 'comrades'.

They were under her spell.

All her alluring smiles, bright laughs, fond and calculating glances...they were all trapped. Even Zetsu and Itachi.

He continued down the hall, laughing to himself about how...dead wrong she was. He couldn't say it enough.

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"It's okay, Sakura-chan, Itachi isn't that bad..."

Sakura thread her hands through her hair. "Gah...screw this. I'm takin' a freaking shower,"

And so, she did just that.

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Wow, I think I made this one a lot longer.

Sasuke's almost here...darn...

I'm afraid to put 'kun' as a suffix for any Akatsuki, because I don't want to imply any possibilities.

Deidara: It's me, right yeah?

Hidan: Dream the fuck on, girly-man. Sakura-chan, is all mine.

Not this again, you guys...

So! Um...yeah.

Uh...no birthdays that I know of in April...I need to look up the Akatsuki birthdays. My thingy doesn't have the Shippuden characters, so no Akatsuki...I know Itachi-san's, though. But, I'm not telling you.

Hah!

Sigh...

Oh! Right!

Is anyone here a DeviantART...person? I am myself, but my scanner sucks ass. Lemme know!

Also, you must have seen a couple underlined words, so...

1. Nitrous Oxide is that loopy drug they give you at the Dentist. Commonly known as Laughing Gas.

2. Lemmings are those cute little rodants that follow their companions off of cliffs...Google Image it. They're adorable, but I personally think it's hilarious how stupid they are.

I'm such a Sadist...

Sayonara,

~Raven100