Disclaimer: I do not Own South Park the creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker own all characters and the town of South Park…..Did I scare you by being serious all of a sudden? :3
Sorry for the wait! I see you guys actually like this story so I shall continue! I didn't mean to take so long…btw this chapter is being taken over by those three adorable blondes and their crazy antics. I feel like they need a song intro…
Chapter Six
Mission Improbable?
After to making it to school, surprisingly on time, the four boys dispersed to their first period classes. Pip pulled out his phone decorated with the British flag in order to text the other two. Briskly walking to class he checked his messages in the group chat.
'This is going to be so much fun!'- Pip
'Yea!'- Butters
'Yea..but guys..I'm nervous'- Tweek
'Don't worry we're doing a good thing!'- Butters
'If you say so…'- Tweek
'RELAX everything will go well love, first we need to see how Stan feels'- Pip
'Why do we need to do that?'- Tweek
'Cuz we already heard Kyle's side of the story now we need to make sure if Stan really loves Kyle…"- Butters
"Oh I see. He does have a girlfriend and all'- Tweek.
Putting his phone away while entering class, Tweek shuffled nervously to his desk seeing that all eyes were on him. The bell rang and he was glad for the distraction as the announcements came on.
"Good morning losers!" Cartman's fat face came onto the screen. He started to announce changes in the rules and reminded people to behave and follow these rules. Even though he was a fat jerk he did his job well. He's a power hungry asshole but, that's ok since it works. Wendy was sitting next to him looking completely pissed off.
Every time she opened her mouth to speak Cartman would interrupt her even going as far as holding a hand over her mouth, until she bit him. The camera panned to Token who did sports announcements, publicizing that Homecoming was right around the corner and today was the last day to vote. Everyone knew who was going to be King and Queen this year. Tweek rolled his eyes.
"AND NOW TO THE WEATHER!" Wendy panted as she finally got a word in feeling ultra-accomplished. The camera panned to Kyle who was the "weather girl". Tweek couldn't help but snicker. He makes such a hot weather girl. The last announcement was read by Gregory who was outside talking about the outdoor equipment brought in with the new money the school received. Once announcements were over the teacher started checking attendance. Tweek checked his phone feeling a buzz in his pocket.
'OK, Tweek we need you to do something'- Butters
'What?'- Tweek
'You have to go and talk to Stan about Kyle and get a picture of him'- Pip
'Wah? WHY?!'- Tweek
'We've already said why…'- Pip
'No, I mean why me?'- Tweek
'Cuz you're the only one with the same first period with him'- Butters
'Plus he won't baby talk you like he does with us'- Pip
'But, Craig is over there! WHAT DO I DO THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE WHAT IF I MESS UP THE PLAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IF I RUIN IT?!'- Tweek
'Tweek, you won't mess up'- Pip
'Yeah, we believe in you'- Butters
'Only you can do it!'-Pip
With that Tweek felt a huge burst in confidence. Getting up from his chair he waltzed over smoothly getting ready to take the empty seat behind Stan. Alas fate is cruel. Craig came in right before he could sit down and took the seat. Tweek froze in fear. How was he supposed to act calm and cool when whenever he shows up Tweek can do nothing but shake in his boots?
"Oh hey there, Coffee bean," Craig greeted resting his head in the palm of his hands he looked up with piercing blue eyes and smirked at how he was effecting the blonde with just one look.
"U-um…St-St-Stan…can I-I meancanItalktoyouforabititsalrightifyoucant!" Tweek let the words fly right out of his mouth. Stan stared at the shaking blonde and glanced at Craig. He deduced that Craig was misunderstanding the situation and would be pissed off if he said yes so he decided to do the right thing.
"Of course why don't we talk somewhere privately?" Stan smiled reassuring Tweek over to the other side of the classroom giving Craig the Bird. It pissed the other black haired teen off but somehow made him proud at the same time. "So what's up?"
By this time Tweek was already in another panic mode. The teacher was slowly taking attendance and everyone was talking it was hard for him to think, he couldn't come up with a lie quick enough. "J-just..um I wanted to…to…to ask! Yea to ask you to tell me about Kyle," Stan gave the tiny teen a strange look. "Um…it's for…Pip! Yeah geezus Christ! Um Pip does the newspaper and he is doing a section on best friends forever," this wasn't exactly a lie. Pip is a journalist.
"Oh I see," Stan paused and sat back a bit. He closed his eyes as if to process or remember everything about Kyle. "Kyle is…Kyle is my best friend and was since we were toddlers I actually have a picture of our first playdate….Kyle with huge ass hair and me with vomit all over myself," Stan paused and laughed maybe just to embarrass Kyle he'd bring the photo in. "We might have our fallouts like any other relationship has but we always manage to work it out. He's…a very important person to me," Stan's lips pulled into a bitter sweet smile as he continued to speak fondly of Kyle. Tweek thought this was a perfect opportunity to take the picture as his eyes had a gleam in them.
Stealthy, Tweek pulled out his phone and took at least like fifteen pictures as he wanted to make sure he got it.
"Hey, Tweek," Stan said suddenly as Tweek jumped and froze fumbling his phone in his hands.
"Y-yeah?" he feared Stan had caught on.
"Weren't you suppose to write all this down?"
"Ah! Um it'ok I-I gah! Um I'll remember!" Tweek waved his suspicion off. Stan let it slide as the teacher now demanded they take a seat as she started the lesson. Tweak hastily took his seat as Stan slowly sauntered over, whistling as he went just to piss her off. He fucking hated geometry. Tweek tried to be as secretive with his phone as he could he usually never got caught.
'I did it…'- Tweek
'Yay!'- Butters
'That's my boy!'- Pip
'Where's the pic?'- Butters
'Here'- Tweek
Tweek uploaded all the pictures he took of Stan.
'O he is totally in love!'- Butters
'Yes, seems like the ol' bloke has got it bad'- Pip
'Op this last picture…'- Butters
Tweek noticed he accidentally sent them a picture he took of Craig
'Fuck! Pretend you saw nothing!'- Tweek
'Alright alright'- Pip
'Well, let's get started just like we discussed on the way to school!'-Butters
"Mr. Stotch is that a phone I see?" Butters had less tact than the other two he had is phone out in front of him.
"Y-yes sir…" Butters said sadly putting his phone in the basket and waited to pick it up after class. The teacher gave some big lecture on how education is more important than "lol-ing" and other bull crap. Once he was finished Butters ran out of class to go and find Kyle's next period class.
PLAN #1 Surprise attack
"Hey Kyle I have a serious chemistry problem!" Butters stopped the red head in the hallway at just the right moment Tweek was supposed to be bringing Stan with him.
"You see you have to do the inverse of this to get this," Kyle explain and went into full detail. A whole two minutes passed before the warning bell came and still no Stan. "Do you understand? If you have any more questions you can ask me after school in the Student Government room," Kyle left.
Seconds later Tweek came running down the hallway.
"What the hell happened? Where is Stan?"
"He ditched," Tweek explained that his next period class he had a test and he wasn't ready so he went home to play video games.
"Dammit Stan!" Butters growled angrily. "Well, at least I understand math now…."
"Huh?" Tweek twitched.
"Never mind that, On to the next plan!"
PLAN #2 Intercom confession
"Thanks for helping me Stan," Pip entered the broadcasting room. It was his and Scott Malkinson's job to play music during lunch and homerooms every Monday and Friday to keep up the spirit.
"No problem man next time just don't forget your Ipod," Stan warned as he brought in his guitar. Good thing he was at home where he could grab it as he headed back to school. "What should I play?" Stan strummed checking the guitar to see if it was in tune as Pip readied the microphone.
"Um play a tune for someone you like…about someone you like!" Pip suggested.
"Like a love song? Ok then…" Stan thought of a song.
"Ok then..um…" Stan thought really quickly. With no time to thing he started strumming a random set of chords. He strummed faster finally deciding on the song. "It's cheesy as hell but hear goes…"
Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
As the song played through the speakers in homeroom and Butters who glanced at Tweek happily. Taking out his phone, Hello Kitty key chain swinging, as he texted Pip.
'Cheesy ass song but it's cute!'- Butters
'Yes good job ol' chap!'- Tweek mocked his British best friend.
Both Butters and Tweek giggled enthusiastically feeling accomplished. Well, until they looked at Kyle who had finally given into his sleepiness as went to sleep.
"Ah r-really?" Butters groaned.
"Next p-plan?" Tweek rubbing his head.
PLAN #3 Romantic Dinner
"Alright, men let's do this!" Butters said extra determined.
'Is Stan actually as school?'- Butters
'Yes I just saw him get lunch with Kenny'- Tweek
'Is the preparation all finished?'- Butters
"Yes sir!'- Pip
Pip stood next to a table for two in a waiter's uniform.
"Yo, Pip, Sup with the fancy table?" Stan appeared behind the long haired blonde.
"Ah um…this table is for well, you, Stan," Pip started. "And Kyle of course," the violet eyed blonde smiled cheerfully trying to silently will Stan to sit down.
"Ah ok but just a little heads up Kyle isn't here," Stan informed while taking a seat.
"Wh-what do you mean he's not here? he just came in here not too long ago!" Butters chimed in and protested, upset his ultimate 100% fool proof plan was failing him.
"Yeah, to grab lunch then I saw him leave with Wendy I guess he's just helping her today…" Stan mumbled taking a bite of his slice of pizza. It didn't taste as good as pizza from Shakey's but he'll just go and pick some up later if he really wanted Shakey's pizza.
"Dammit Stan!" Butters growled shocking Stan who let his slice fall to the tray. Butters looked dismayed and extremely frustrated this must have been important to him for some odd reason or so.
"Don't be like that Butterball. Don't get all worked up over nothing Kyle will be back tomorrow and then you guys can have lunch together! How about I take you all to Shakey's later on today, huh? How about that?" Stan tried to console Butters before Kenny sees and gets pissed off plus he really hated making others cry especially someone as sweet and innocent as Butters.
"No Stan! You don't get it! I don't wanna eat with Kyle I want you to- Wait…scratch that I would really like it if you would pick us all up and take us to that fancy restaurant across from Shakey's,"
"Buca De Faggoncini? Why so fancy?" Stan sat there confused. One moment Butters was totally freaking out and the next he was batting eyelashes with stars in his eyes. Stan couldn't decline. "O-okay then…"
"Kyle HAS to come!"
"Okay, okay, but that may be a bit hard because me and Kyle aren't exactly on good terms so you guys should just go…."
"N-no! You HAVE ta come too! It's important!" Butters shrilled tears forming at the edge of his wide blue eyes. Stan was in some deep shit now.
"Okay. Fine I'll do the very best I can Butterball," Stan gave a comforting smile and ruffled the blondes fluffy hair to the shorter boys dismay. Once the tall dark haired teen walked away to join a normal table with the others Butters gave up his act and smiled to the other two behind him.
"Victory!" he chimed whimsically throwing up the thumbs up of victory. Pip and Tweek congratulated him on a job well done as they sat down at the table to eat the food that they had prepared.
Meanwhile, Kyle himself was instead of enjoying lunch trying his best to avoid Stan and help Wendy out on some errands she was running for the teachers. "Thanks for helping me out, Kyle" Wendy smiled pushing back a piece of her long silky ebony hair behind her ear.
"Thank me when I've actually done something," Kyle retorted nudging her. "Anyway I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry about before with the whole Stan thing I totally get that you guys are in a crucial part in your relationship so I'll back off for a while," the words still stung at his chest and made him want to hurl but he already decided that enough it enough….I guess. Ok so maybe he wasn't completely over it but for Wendy he could sure as hell pretend to be.
"Don't sweat it, man. I'm sorry for imposing on 'bro-time' and you can still see him…just not as much as before…."
They continued to walk in silence neither one wanted to break it and ruin the mood. Luckily, the Kum&Go was just down the street so the walk wasn't too long. They went in and bought the things on the list that the teacher had given them. On the way out there were some greasy looking North Park kids skipping class in the parking lot
"Hey there cutie," some sleezy snobby brat from North Park came and cat called Wendy like the dignified feminist she is; ignored the douchebag's advances. "Oi, babe don't give me the cold shoulder…your ass is fat as hell let me get a look at that face…though no matter how pretty it is I bet it would look better face down into my pillow tonight," the sleezball kept regurgitating stupid lines such as these until he got closer. "Yo mah let me get them digits," his greasy hand motion to go and grab her ass but was caught by Kyle's hand. "Tha fuck you think you doing?"
"Shut your fucking shit hole, dude," Kyle was pissed beyond piss. He stood here the whole time listening to this rude prick spew disgusting filth for the past five minutes. Wendy stared at Kyle whispering for him to just calm down and ignore it. She didn't want Kyle to get in trouble because of some stupid fight.
"Damn, Honey you bad as hell let get yo numbah too!" the stupid asshole even tried to hit on Kyle. The red head was really on the verge of losing it. His grip grew tighter and his eyes lit up in flames.
"Do you really want a broken arm?" Kyle's voice grew low and husky as he growled.
"Tch, let go of me, Bastard! I'll fuck you up! You don't know who I am, mofo!" The guy grabbed Kyle's wrist attempting to free himself but failed miserably as Kyle flipped him over completely. His heavy body landed with a thud as he fell.
"I warned you, fucking asshat," Kyle scorned wanting to fucking step on his hand so it would break but thought to be merciful and let him go, for now.
"H-holy shit, Kyle! Are you ok?" Wendy fretted over her precious red headed treasurer. "Dude if anyone saw you could get suspended!"
"Naw, don't worry about it that bastard was pissing me off how can you stand being talk to like that?"
"It happens to women all the time. Plus that guy wasn't even worth my time…thanks for getting him to leave me alone," Wendy smiled and hugged the boy about a mere inch taller than her.
"No problem, you're my guy's girl of course I'd look out for you," Kyle reassured her. The walk back was definitely more free they had deep conversations about their opinions on current controversy happening.
"Hey what period is it?" Kyle questioned seeing Wendy already had her phone out.
"About to be 6th why?"
"You wanna go scare to crap out of Craig and gang?" Kyle smiled mischievously.
"Hell yeah," Wendy smirked playfully.
"BOYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Wendy yelled doing her best impression of the bitchiest teacher at South Park High. Kyle was on the ground convulsing from busting his gut. The looks on their faces was fucking hilarious. Token started to climb up the wall, Clyde attempted to eat his but burnt his tongue and swore loudly, Kenny smoke his cig so fast you think it was a cartoon, and Craig twitched a little, which was a huge reaction and Christophe kept on smoking all chill like and undisturbed. "Smoking on school grounds is looked down upon and you can even get expelled if caught too many times youngsters!"
"Fuck you, Wendy," Token pouted while rubbing a crying and coughing Clyde's back.
"Aw Token don't get so worked up we only wanted to have fun," Kyle cooed TRYING to hold back his laughter. "Anyway guys you should get to class before the bell rings and Mr. Peters come out. The teens grumbled and gave in marching off to class all giving their best one finger salute well all except Christophe who was insistent on finishing his just to spite them. He may not look it but his heart may have collapsed. Once he finished he swore at them in French and spit at the ground pulling out another cigarette and putting that in his mouth.
"That kid has serious problems…how does Gregory deal with that?" Wendy questioned as they both watched the French man scratch his butt and kick some flowers.
The final bell rang and Stan exited his class set on finding Kyle and maybe getting him to forgive him. Even though Stan had feelings for Kyle he also knew he missed his chance like a dumbass. Really all he wanted now was to be by Kyle's side even if he can't love him he wants to have him back like before and tonight was a perfect excuse to make up. Setting his eyes on the red headed Jew, Stan push through the crowd almost to him.
"Kyl-"
"Hey, Stan." Wendy stepped out between Stan creating a natural cock block between the two best friends.
H-hey there, Wendy…" Stan greeted distracted as he looked behind her and saw Kyle walking away with Pip, Butters, and Tweek. He missed his chance. "So what's up," Stan started now walking side by side with his girlfriend.
"What's up? Stan, we haven't seen each other for a week, hell! I haven't heard a peep from you since that dinner with my parents," Wendy fumed. She wondered what was up and while she could've asked Kyle, the embarrassment of not knowing shit about her own boyfriend was eating at her.
"I'm sorry, babe, I didn't want to disturb you during such a busy time."
"Disturb me? Stan you didn't even text me once or respond to any of my text for a fucking week? You seem like the busy one. So what have you been doing for a whole week?" Wendy was pissed she stopped in the middle of the now less crowded hallway and tapped her toes expecting a really good answer.
"Um…" Stan sweated how in the hell should he tell her that he spent the week running on Kyle's booty calls? Wendy shifted her weight onto one hip. Should he even tell her? Telling her is the right thing to do. "Coach is really riding my balls since the homecoming game is coming up and my grades are low so Kyle has been tutoring me…I'm sorry I didn't tell you but you're smart and hot I just wanted to be good enough for you," but he couldn't bring himself to say it. God, he really was at the lowest point.
"Aww, babe, you don't have to do that! You are smart and my dad even approved of you and even if he didn't I do you're way too good for me!" Wendy smiled hugged her boyfriend tightly and pecking him on the lips. "Come on lets go home…" Wendy's smile turned into a seductive stare as she galloped away pulling Stan along with her.
Immediately upon making it to the Marsh residence Wendy push Stan on the couch and straddled his thighs. Her slow mesmerizing hip rotations and seductive lips tempted the black haired teen. Despite the goody two shoes act she puts on she was a wild girl when they were alone.
"Here, I'll help you study," She said while removing her blouse unceremoniously. She grabbed Stan's hands and brought them to her chest. He stared in awe and massaged them but something felt off. She closed her eyes and her breath grew deeper as she ground her hips. She leaned in to kiss Stan lewdly persuading Stan to tangle his tongue with hers.
Stan groaned at the sweet taste of her lip gloss and he continued to fondle her breast. He fumbled with the bra as he tried to take it off. But he couldn't shake the feeling that this was wrong. Stan felt strange like it wasn't as pleasurable as usual. The way she felt in his arms she was soft almost too soft. When he finally got the damn bra off and her soft boobs fell into his hands he realize there weren't as firm as Kyle's cute pink nipples or as sensitive. He traveled down onto her lower region grabbing her ass and while very nice and soft not nearly as soft and ripe as Kyle's.
She tasted too sweet and her hair was long and silky not enough to pull on because it would just slip out of his hand. Wendy laid down on the couch her cheeks flushed as she gasped for air her legs encasing Stan and bring him even closer as her hand roamed his chest and the other one griped his back. Stan tried to concentrate on the blue eyed woman under him and not him. Even though when he kissed him was almost other worldly. Instantly Stan would feel sick and light headed he would lose himself as all he wanted to do was ravage that man's body. To suck on pale skin that gave him goose bumps and hear those low moans and mewls of pleasure. He wanted to watch those normally bright green crystals that stared deep into you engulfed by big black holes of his iris.
Wait, what the hell was he even thinking? He couldn't do this after all. Stan pulled away from his girlfriend.
"Is something wrong?" Wendy sat up grabbing her shirt to cover herself.
"No…look I'm not in the mood right now my body is tired from practice and I skipped out on a test today so I gotta study for it tomorrow, I'm sorry…" Stan apologized has he held his head down. Lying to Wendy wasn't easy but he couldn't tell her now, he still loved her a lot just not in that way…
"Ok I understand," Wendy smiled and buttoned up her blouse. "See you tomorrow," The black haired beauty kissed her boyfriend sweetly and left.
Stan sat on the edge of the couch and sighed. Was he really a man? How could he live like this? He can't deny it once he finally realized it. He loved Kyle he knew this and there was no way he could just sit there and pretend he didn't. The football player didn't know what to do. He racked his brain for any plausible scenario he could come up with. How could he make things right? How?
Author's Note: I'm baaaaccccckkk like I said sorry for the wait. Anyway oooh nuuuu what is Stan going to do? Plus some hot Stendy thrown in at the last minute huh? There's still a lot more to come so I hope you liked this chapter including Kyle's beat down. Btw if there are any mistakes please let me know I only skimmed through so I may have not caught them all I apologize for them.
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