My Coltfriend is a Doctor
Chapter 2: FINE!

[Author's Note]
A little background information. The Elements of The Universe are Princess Luna's personal set of Element Wielders. They have stopped enemies such as Edwin the Bug, The Imp Clan, Queen Chrysalis and Wrap Mummy!

They are…

Soul: Ditzy's Element. Gives her limited control over souls, living or dead.

Time: The Doctor's Element. Gives him control over the flow of time.

Space: Vinyl's Element. Gives her the ability to shuffle space.

Mind: Lyra's Element. Gives her psychic abilities.

Reality: The Great and Powerful Trixie's Element. Gives her the ability to make her wishes come true.

Power: Thunderlane's Element. Gives him energy control and invincibility.


Vinyl knocked on Ditzy's door. It was Friday, and Vinyl, Ditzy and the other Elements of The Universe would put aside their usual business; and Dinky was in school, and the gang would meet at Sugar-Cube Corner and hang out for the day.

Vinyl went to Ditzy's house, to make sure Ditzy wasn't mugged again on the way to the corner.

"Yo, Derpster, I got big news." Vinyl said as she banged on Ditzy's front door.

Ditzy answered the door, head and midsection wrapped in towels.

"Should I come back later." Vinyl said.

"No," Ditzy said. "Come in, I'll be ready in a flash. Why don't you make yourself at home while make myself decent."

Vinyl couldn't help but chuckle as she inspected the interior of the wall-eyed mare's house. Derpy had an abundance of muffin and mail themed furniture and appliances in her home. She went upstairs to Dinky's room. It was fairly simple, not being as Muffin or Mail influenced as the rest of the house.

On Dinky's desk was a collection of "My Little Humans". Vinyl chuckled at the toys. How girly.

"So," Ditzy said as she came into the room, now completely dry. "I've got something to tell you as well."

"Okay, but I'll tell you mine first." Vinyl said.

"No, me first!" Ditzy whinged.

"Same time." Vinyl said, prompting Ditzy to nod.

"I have fell for somepony." The both said in unison.

They both giggled girlishly as they jumped up and down, holding eachother.

"Who is it?" Vinyl asked.

"It's…" Ditzy started.

"EXCUSS ME!" A voice, Lyra's to be exact, shouted from outside. "BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE CORNER!"

"Tell you later." Ditzy said quickly as she ran outside to meet Lyra, as Vinyl followed.

The Pegasus and Unicorn met Lyra outside Ditzy's house.

"SO ARE WE GOING OR WHAT?" Lyra asked, still shouting.

"USE AN INDOOR VOICE!" Vinyl shouted.


Arrive at Sugar-Cube Corner, Vinyl and Derpy were pleased to see The Doctor, already seated at their usual table with Thunderlane and Trixie.

"…Face of Boa, they called me." Thunderlane boasted.

"Thats…disturbing information." The Doctor said.

"Hi Doctor." Vinyl said, taking the seat left of him. Ditzy gave the Doctor a smile as she took the seat to the right.

"So how was your day Doctor?" Ditzy asked.

"How come nopony asks me about my day?" Thunderlane grumbled.

"Because you're uncharismatic." Lyra said flatly.

"Anyway," Vinyl strained, taking off her glasses. "How are you feeling Doctor?"

"Oh," The Doctor said. "Y'know, it's been okay so far. How have you been Vinyl."

Ditzy frowned at Vinyl. She was getting awfully chummy with The Doctor. She felt a tiny bit jealous, but quickly shrugged it off. Vinyl had her eyes on somepony else, didn't she?

Ditzy inched herself closer to The Doctor.

"Um, Doctor." Ditzy said, one eye looking at him, but her muzzle was pointing to her hooves.

"Yes Derpy." The Doctor said, smiling.

"I just realised I never thanked you for that big muffin you made me. It was delicious, thank you." Ditzy said as she put her head closer to the Doctor's chest.

Vinyl frowned. This little act of affection roused her suspicions.

"Hey, Ditzy Doo." Vinyl said. "Can I have a word with you." Vinyl looked at The Doctor, then Lyra, Thunderlane and Trixie. "In private." She added.


Vinyl and Ditzy walked into the toilet. Vinyl closing the door.

"So tell me." Vinyl said. "Who's this stallion you've had a walled eye on?"

"Oh," Ditzy said, a little bit goofy from her snuggle with The Doctor. "It's The Doctor. Isn't he wonderful."

"Yes, he's so wonderful." Vinyl said, almost cooing. "That's exactly why I love him."

This little admitting of feelings snapped Ditzy out of her love-trance.

"What do you mean? You like the Doctor as well?" Ditzy said in surprise.

"Yes. I know I just figured it out, but I really like him." Vinyl said. "And I'm asking you politely, back off."

"But, but, but…I really like him too." Ditzy said.

"But you can't!" Vinyl whinged.

"Well, apparently I can!" Ditzy said, stamping her hoof.

Vinyl's eye's darted from side-to-side, trying to think of something to say.

"Well," Vinyl finally muttered. "It doesn't matter what you think. I'm going to get The Doctor to fall in love with me before you do!"

"Oh yeah!" Ditzy said, putting her hooves up, trying to be intimidating.

"Yeah!" Vinyl said, doing the same.

"Fine!" Ditzy shouted.

"Fine!" Vinyl mimicked.

"FINE!" They both shouted in unison, before they both stormed out of Sugarcube Corner, much to the bewilderment of their friends.

"What's eating them?" Thunderlane asked.