My Coltfriend is a Doctor
Chapter 3: Vinyl & Octavia
Vinyl paced up and down her bedroom, her personal notebook opened and two things scribbled on it's pages.
"Vinyl+Doc" in a liitle heart shape, and the words "Die Derp-Face Die!" scribbled next to a doodle of Ditzy with teeth blackened out and devil horns.
A knock came at Vinyl's door. As Vinyl opened it, the posh voice of Octavia sounded, and it was very displeased.
"Vinyl Gunn Scratch!" Octavia said sternly. "Please explain why the refrigerator, lawn mower, oven, washing machine AND MY ELECTRIC FAN have been violently kicked in?"
"Um, oopsie." Vinyl said. "Looks like we'll have to phone The Doctor and get him to fix 'em." she looked at the phone longingly, then looked back towards Octavia. "I'll do it!"
Octavia sighed. She grabbed Vinyl by the tail as the bluenette mare bolted past her, yanking her backwards and making the both of them fall on their rumps.
"Vinyl, is there a reason you seem so eager to break our small kitchen appliances?" Octavia asked
Vinyl felt a weird bubbling feeling in her belly, and her face flushed red.
"Oh, uh, um." She stuttered.
Octavia saw the signs, and promptly Le Gasped!
"OMC! It's a boy, isn't it?" Octavia grinned inanely.
"Yes," Vinyl grunted, as she quickly closed her notebook.
"Oh, please tell me it's that handsome and rich Bruce Mane. He's always been sweet on you." Octavia swooned.
"Yeah, and that's why I'm breaking stuff, because Bruce Mane is a great handy man." Vinyl rolled her eyes.
"Handy Man?" Octavia repeated.
A green flash shone through the house. Vinyl's eyes lit up. Green was the Colour of Time.
"Oh no, not him…" Octavia asked.
She galloped down stairs, and was over the mare in the moon when she saw The Doctor, fixing her fridge.
"Hi Doctor!" Vinyl beamed.
"Hello Miss Scratch, just fixing your fridge, then I'll make start on your electric fan."
Vinyl fluttered. She now knew that she liked it when the doctor called her Miss Scratch. She giggled dreamily at the thought of somepony else calling her…Mrs. Whooves.
"Um, Miss Scratch, you're dribbling. Wasn't entirely sure if you knew this." The Doctor said, wiping some spit off Vinyl's cheek, making her cheeks go red.
"For the love of…" Octavia grumbled, "Who let you in?"
"Um, you did." The Doctor said. He looked at his front left hoof, which had a small sundial strapped to it.
"In a about 5…4…3…2…"
The was a ring at the door, which Octavia trotted ahead to answer. She opened the door and nearly screamed.
"Hello!" The Doctor said. Octavia, mouth opened wide, glanced back to where the Doctor used to be, only to catch a glimpse of a green flash.
"My Octavia, I'm glad you finally lost all that weight. You really didn't look good at 750 lbs." The Doctor said with a grin.
"750 lbs?!" Octavia yelled in alarm. She may have thought that the Doctor was daft in the head, but the one thing he wasn't was a liar. And if it hasn't already happened, then…
"I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU!" Octavia yelped, dragging a lovestruck Vinyl upstairs to their room.
Upstairs, Octavia slammed the door, tactfully ignoring any more green flashes.
"Vinyl," Octavia said, left eye twitching slightly. "WHHYYY HIIMMM!" She sobbed.
"Because he's handsome."
"Bruce Mane is handsome. Plus he's rich."
"He's funny."
"Caramel is funny. Plus he's sensible."
"He's nice to me." Vinyl said, folding her front legs.
Octavia opened her mouth, only to find she had no words.
"So, are you with me, or against me?" Vinyl asked, looking Octavia.
Octavia sighed, and placed a hoof on Vinyl's shoulder.
"Vinyl," Octavia said. "I'll always support you, no matter what you do. Even if you do waste yourself on "Danny-Boy" over there. You're my friend."
Vinyl pulled Octavia in for a hug. "Thank's Octie." She said, making the both of them feel incredibly warm. Vinyl broke the hug.
"So, got any ideas how to get his attention?" She asked.
"Trust me darling, listen to me, and he won't be able to keep his hooves off you." Octavia bragged.