Flamerkiller: OMG!

Kadaj: omg?

Fk: It means Oh My God.

K: Oh… Why are you OMG-ing?

Fk: Cause you guys got 7 "letters" to answer! Aren't you excited?

Yazoo: (apathetically) Ecstatic.

Fk: Very funny. Anyways the first "letter" we're gonna read is from… Amor y Sombra.

Ha, this should be fun ) I like the idea.Do they dye their hair?
Why does Yazoo never reload his gun?

K: No we don't need too. Our hair is natural.

Y: I do need to reload it, I just do it when no ones looking.

Fk: Okay this next one is from shibara1310.

Haha, that's funny. Okay, any question? All right...I always wondered why Loz is a crybaby. Um, no offense...heh...and why is Kadaj the leader? I mean, he's the youngest...I know he's more the type, but I can't see why Yazoo and Loz would want to follow him around! Don't they ever get fed up with him?

Loz: I'm not a crybaby!

Y: (sarcastically) Of course you're not!

K: It's not my fault I'm more driven to find mother than these two are.

Y&L: Yes but we learned to get used to it.

Fk: Right… Next one is from dantesdarkqueen.

All right. I'm game.

Kadaj: Why do you think Jenova is your mom? She's not your mom, and she was not Sephiroth's mother. Lucrecia was! Mothers don't treat their children like Jenova treats all four of you!

Yazoo: Why are you constantly being portrayed as the 'girl' in gay relationships? I mean, you're always the bitch and you're paired up with EVERYONE. Cloud, Reno, Loz, Kadaj, Rufus, Sephiroth, Vincent... I could name men you've been involved with in fanfics all day. WHY? You aren't gay!

Loz: You do not really fit in with your brothers. I mean, Seph, Kadaj, and Yazoo all have long, silky hair that ladies just want to run their fingers through (gr-ROWL!), but you've just got a crew-cut. They're all slim and gorgeous, and you're broad-shouldered and bulky. Why are you so different?

All Three of You: What are your favorite bands and songs? Wanna come visit me? Or at least get rid of a little sister I need to disappear?

-Queen

Fk: Wow… (Is speechless) Those are some long ass questions. No offense. Okay Kadaj, you start.

K: SHE IS MY MOTHER!!!! Stop saying she's not! What's next?! Are you gonna tell me that Cloud isn't my older brother?!

Fk: Umm… hehe… moving on! Yaz it's your turn!

Y: Ooh yayz it's my turn! Umm… hmm… I'm not really sure to be quite honest. It's not my fault I look girly.

L: Yes it is. You spend more time in the bathroom than Flamerkiller does.

Y: I do not!

Fk: You know he does have a point. And I also caught him using my exfoliating moisturizer mask once.

Y: I did not!

Fk: Sure you didn't. Umm… Loz it's your turn.

L: I'm supposed to symbolize Sephiroth's strength. And I'll have you know that if I don't use gel in my hair it's almost as long as Kadaj's so there. (Sticks his tongue out at Queen)

Fk: Ok guys the next one is for all three of you. Who wants to go first?

Y: I DO! Umm… let's see. I would have to say Fall Out Boy is my favorite band and my favorite song from them is Thanks for the Memories.

K: I have to disagree I think Linkin Park is the best and they're best song is What I've Done.

L: I'd go with Saliva or Metallica. I like all their songs.

K: Where would you like us to make your sister disappear to? (insanely evil grin)

Fk: Okay, before Kadaj goes Sephiroth on us, let's go to the next "letter"! This next one is from C2-Chikaru.

TwT someone's gotta break the truth ta ya...ya do notice ya called Aeris Mother right and she's not really your mother...unless your talking about your 'mother' wink (hinthintnudgenudge) XD

K: I did?

Fk: You don't remember?

K: Not really, all I remember was a bright white light and then poof I was alive again.

Fk: That's what happened to Cloud.

Cloud: Someone call me?

Fk: Get outta here!

C: FINE!!!

Fk: Okay the next "letter" is from RAS144.

Do you guys know a guy named Riku by any chance?

K: Not really…

Y: Never heard of him.

L: Umm… (Starts to think)

Fk: This is gonna take a while. Well, these are the questions I had time for. I promise you guys that I if I missed your question, I will get to it as soon as I can.

Everyone: Till next time!