I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER!

Hi, haven't seen you guys for awhile. Miss me? Thought so. Anyway, Maka still had on her backbrace. It's been about a month. So she only had to wear it for one more month.

I had slept in until 12 that day.

Big mistake.

When I wake up I find Maka balancing on the balcony raining of the FF. (Did we go over what that meant? I can't remember.) I heart stopped. I didn't know how to deal with this. Dammit now I sounded like my chef. Anyway, if I yelled, she might fall and I would never forgive myself. No matter how much she tried to persuade me. If I grabbed her from behind she would get startled and fall. So I decided to be a dumbass and-

"MAKA ROSE ALBARN GET DOWN FROM THERE NOW!" I yell from across the building. She almost falls but lands on the safe side with grace. I run over to her and hug her. I grab her shoulders and look at her.

"Maka, you are convincing me that I need to be around you 24/7. Do I need to hire a babysitter for you?" I ask. She shakes her head no and looks down at her feet. I sit down on the floor taking Maka with me. She was in my lap and she was looking at me.

"Hey, why don't we get a little revenge on Black*Star?" I ask. She lights up and nods. I smile down at her. We get a rundown of the plan with the rest of the group. Liz goes shopping with Maka for makeup, and the number 1 thing we need for this.

We go about like it's a normal day. Cause it was. (Just play along)

Late in the afternoon I call a meeting with everyone. Everyone arrives to the conference room.

"So, as you guys know there have been a lot of ghosts around this building that I never believed." I say. Maka perches her legs on the table and crosses her arms looking at me.

"And what made you so convinced? I've never seen anything. Tsu's never seen anything. Kidd's never seen anything. Liz's never seen anything. Patty's never seen anything. Star's never see-" Maka was cut off by Star.

"I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING CUZ EVERYTHING IS AFRAID OF MY GODL-" I cut off Star.

"Yeah, whatever. Anyway. I am now a beliver. I saw a ghost at the edge of my bed. And I want to communicate with it using this." I pull out a ouija board from under the table. Maka just scoffs.

"Man, out of all things you've done this takes the cake." She says. I roll my eyes at her.

"Yeah, let's watch you turn into Emma Rose." (For those of you who have seen the Exorsist, you'll get it!) She just rolls her eyes as I get up to turn off the lights. I come back. We all place our hand on the planchette and we spin it around 3 times but don't say the words. We figured Star was too retarded to notice. He was.

"Who is here with us?" I ask.

"A-L-I-C-E" We spell. (A/N WONDER WHERE I GOT THAT FROM?) We all agressivley point the planchette towards Maka. Maka was awesome at acting. She looked at us uncharted terror that was never ever found. She gets up just as planned.

"I can't do this I'll be back in a minute. I just need to calm down." I nod at her as she walks away with a flashlight.

We keep agressively pointing it at things. We even made it spell. SATAN and 666. It was funny because Star was getting pale. Just on cue Maka lets out a blood curling scream. We all bolt up and I turn on all the lights to see her awesome makeup and shaking on the ground. 'Possesed'. I run over to her and start shaking her.

"Maka! Maka! Come back! Please!" I scream. Star looks almost terrified. When Black*Star finally moves closer to her the whole room is defly quiet. Star comes close to Maka just to be scared the shit out of by a crying blood Maka screaming like a banchee at him. I almost shit my pants and I knew what was gonna happen. Her screams turned into laughter with everyone else. Star just looked baffled.

"What?" He asks. Maka comes up and wipes the homemade blood off her fingers in her mouth.

"It's icing retard." She says simply. Black*Star looks horrorfied.

"That's for breaking my back." Maka says. Leaning against me. She flipps him off as he gets up to leave.

"You people are asses." He mumbled.

"You deserved it!" I holler back at him while he's backing up and into the street.