"Wait, what are we doing here again?" Clyde asked, he and the rest of the Ghost Gang sitting, or rather floating above the stools of Ogle's Infamous Slug Dog and Roach Burgers stand in the Netherworld.
"This is where we go to eat, you fat bastard!" Blinky remarked, slapping him.
"Oh yeah! We go here to eat! Even though we don't have to since we're ghosts, and we can't actually die of hunger!" Clyde stated.
"Hey, don't insult him, Blinky. He may be fat, but he's wiser than you'll ever be!" Pinky remarked.
"Why can't I? This is a fanfic after all. I can use offensive words if I want to!" Blinky stated.
"You lucky bastard." Inky remarked.
"Stop using offensive words that are otherwise illegal to use on television and go spy on lemon ball up there like I told you!" Betrayus ordered, pointing upwards with Butt-ler by his side.
"You never told us to go spy on Pac man." Blinky stated.
Betrayus growled. "Are you questioning me? I'm telling you imbeciles now, go spy on the lemon brat before Dr. Buttocks comes up with another stupid idea involving a stupid invention that are both doomed to fail!" Betrayus ordered them, with Butt-ler chuckling at the mention of his brother being a failure. "And stop laughing or I'll stick your head onto your actual butt!" he growled at Butt-ler.
"Yes, sir..." Butt-ler muttered.
Pac-man was studying in his dorm along with Spiral and Cylindria, when the Ghost Gang floated out of the floor on them.
"Hi Paccums!" Pinky waved to him, her voice softening due to her crush on him.
"Betrayus told us to spy on you guys, so we're doing it!" Inky stated.
"A little warning next time, guys? You took us by surprise!" Pac-man remarked.
"Umm, you do realize you're right in front of us, don't you?" Spiral added.
"It's not spying if we know you're here." Cylindria stated.
"She has a point." Clyde commented. "Looks like we are all a bunch of imbeciles." the other hree ghosts stared oddly at him, and with that, the Ghost Gang floated back down into the Netherworld without another word.
"My lord, weren't you going to attack the Super Smash Brothers Mansion like you said you would in the previous chapter?" Butt-ler asked him.
"You couldn't have reminded me of that before this chapter ended?" Betrayus growled.