Chap. 11: Meet My Insane Family
Just an hour before the train was to pull into the station, Vladimir had excused himself to change into his "Alucard Suit."
Ron was serprised when Vladimir got back, half wondering who he was.
Once they were in the station, Vladimir portaled them to the front of the Hellsing House.
Ron looked on in amazment at the size of the place.
Vladimir smiled and nuddged the boy to start walking up the steps. Walter came out the door when the were half way up the steps and chuckled at Vladimir.
"I almost had a heart attack, when I saw you." Walter said, when they reached the landing. "Thought you were your father, out and in the sun!"
"Come now, Uncle Walter, Father is much too tall. How could you mistake me for him?"
"Well, you actually have grown a bit... But, I sapose your right, Alucard still has much hight on you."
Vladimir smiled and gave Walter a hug. "It's nice to be back home..."
"And it's nice to have you back." Walter then turned to a slightly reddening Ron.
Vladimir turned too and said, "Oh, forgive my rudeness... Ron, this is Walter Dolmez, keeper and retainer of the Helling House Hold, and former member of the elites, code name, 'Angle of Death.' Uncle Walter, this is Ronald Weasly, first and best friend of mine at Hogwarts."
Walter smiled and held out his hand. "And it's a pleasure to meet you, Ronald."
"Eh hehe... Yeah, you too, um, Walter..." Ron said and took the hand and they shook.
"Now, why don't we got in? Everyone's been dying to have you back. Good greaf, you Father was so hard to keep a handle on. The man was so bored, he decided start greeting any guest that came. Not in person, might I add. Some of the people went backing out of the house and never came back."
Vladimir chuckled to this. He had no need to immagen just how his father had done this, as, right when they walked in the doors, a deep, dark laugh echoed through out the large room, seeming to come from all sides, and there was no body to which it was coming from.
Adding to the effect was the fact that all the curtains were drawn down, and the light was dim.
Ron was very freaked, not even hiding it.
"Mwahahaha... Looks like the fun has arrived..." the voice finaly said.
Vladimir smiled and drew his gun. Sure of where he was aiming, he pointed to the dark corner on the left side of the room, put at the cealing.
"Yes, the fun has arrived." He said, and shot.
There was a sound of impact, and then the bullet was zooming back, and at the same time it re-entered the barral, the sound of something wet hit the ground.
Ron jumped again as a shadow droped from the darkened corrner, and yelped as a man walked out calmly, as if he didn't have a hold blasted through his left eye.
"Hehehehe, good job, You haven't seemed to lose your touch at the school. Although, I do wish you hadn't shot my glasses..."
Even as he said this, his face was truing back to normal, flesh moving around and becoming the brain, bone, eye, and plain skin.
"Come now, Father, you honestly think I could lose my touch so easily?" Vladimir said, and smiled when Ron prosesed what he'd said.
"F-father...? You... mean... that's your... that's your father?!"
Vladimir smiled. His back to Ron. "Why yes Ron." Vladimir said, walking up to Alucard. He took off his orange tinted glasses, then turned in an exagerated fastion and gave Ron another smile, with fangs.
"Can't you tell?" he said, his red eyes meeting Ron's horrified ones.
Ron was now a stutering mess. He looked to be past the point of beng able to faint, so he just kept pointing, stuttering, and pointing some more.
Finaly, Vladimir could take it no more, and burst out laughing, as well as Alucard. Walter simply shook his head, but smiled.
"Huh... those two..." he then addressed Ron. "Worry, not Ronald. Our Young Vladimir is not a vampire, he's just wearing contacts and cutom made fangs."
Vladimir nodded, having finaly gotten a hold of his laughing and took out the mentioned itoms.
"See, their fake..."
Ron seemed a bit confused by what they were called, but when he saw that they were removable, he calmed down.
He then looked at Alucard. "So... your just acting like a vampire?"
Alucard chuckled. "Why act, when I already am?"
Ron's eyes widened at this.
Then, there was a flash of yellow and orange, with a squealed, "VLAD!" and then Vladimir was being tackled by a tall female. "Oh! I'm so glad your home! Master was being so mean! pulling pranks on guest and Walter and I had to keep an eye on him! And then he started to pull the pranks on me!"
"Searis! I... can't... breath..." Vladimir said. The hug its self was tight enough, but what she was pulling him into was just smuthering him.
"Oh! Sorry, Vlad..." she said and then let go. Vladimir jestured to Ron, and she turned with a slight bounce, and Ron's nose nearly spewed at her boudes, which decided to continue bouncing a bit more before settling down.
"Oh hi! you must be the Ronald Weasly I've heard about."
"Ah, yeah. You could just call me Ron, if that's ok."
Saris smiled. "Of course it is. It's very nice to meet you, Ron."
He smiled, and nodded. Well, at least his sister seemed normal.
"Oh, Saris, I got you something from the train. Thought you might like it..." Vladimir said, and pulled out a package.
When Saris opened it, she noted the contents, and smiled sweetly, eyes closed. There was a slight tightness to her jaw. "Vladimir..."
Vladimir looked a bit sheepish then. He knew something was wrong now. She never used his full first name.
"Yes... Dear sister, that I love ever to much..." he said with an innousint simile.
"Hehehehe... That was a very dirty trick you played on me..." the girl said, still pleasently, and still smiling.
She then opened her eyes, and Ron paled at the fact that the once deep, ocean blue, were now crimson red. "Mummy..." he uttered.
"Ah... Oh, hey, maybe I should, ah, go see... um... Pip!" And with that, Vladimir grabbed Ron and pulled him into a portal, and Saris was grinning evily.
"Pip!" Vladimir said, jumping out of the shadows of the portal with a stumbling Ron. "Save us!"
"Oh, hey! It's our lil Magical Geese. What are you hiding from?" Pip asked.
"Her!" Vladimir said, as Saris burst through the door.
"Come here, Vladimir." Saris said, staring at the boy.
"Ah, no." Vladimir said, peaking out from behind Pip "I kinda value my life..."
"Don't make me force you. I can, and I will..."
"And that is presisly why I have Pip here, so you can tear him to pices before you get to me."
"Oi!" Pip said indignantly.
"Alright. You've forced me to do it." Saris reached out next to her, and Vladimir thought she was reaching for a gun off the rack- as they were in the practice field. but then, he felt something pull at his right arm, and found himself going though a portal, only to end up with Saris next to him- or rather, him next to Saris, and she put him in a light choke-hold, and proceded to give him a noogy.
Vladimir strugled out of it, and ended up laughing.
"You little devil! Tricking me into drinking blood!" Saris said with a laugh as she released him.
"So, your not angry...?" Vladimir asked, trying to fix his hari to its old messyness.
"Oh, well, I was at first. But then I calmed down, realizing you had only done it to help me, and then, well, I started to get stronger... I hadn't realized how weak I'd been, but after a while, I realized I didn't want to be that weak again..."
Vladimir smiled again, "So your drinking blood now?! Really?"
"Well, not really... I've been getting those blood pops. Walter has arranged to get shipments of them every month. I just feel better with them. It just makes me feel like I'm not drink blood, but just enjoying a sweet treat."
"Well, that's good. Glad your finaly getting better... Ah, but speaking of food, Ron, lets- Uh, Ron?"
It seemed Ron had finaly fainted, though when he did, Vladimir was unsure of. Perhaps it was when Vladimir had dragged him through the portal just now...?
Well, the boy would wake when he got a wif of the food. So, Saris ended up throughing Ron over her shoulder and they went by portal to the dinning room. Once Ron was seated in the chair, Vladimir took one of the hot pastries and wafted it under Ron's nose.
The boy was quick. His nose twitched, and only a second later did his eyes pop open, and then he was staring at the huge meal set out on the table.
Walter came in and smiled. "I'm glad our guest has such a love for food. Half the time, this stuff ends up getting thrown out."
"So, where's Mother? I haven't heard of her yet." Vladimir asked, walking over to his seat.
"Ah, yes, that. She's out in a meeting with Maxwell." everyone grouned at this- except for Ron, of course.
"What? What's wrong?" Ron asked, looking up from his fith pastry. No one was able to answer as there was a load banging as the font door was pushed open.
"ALUCARD!" She yelled. "And Walter! Where's my gun?"
"Good evning, Mother. It is pleasent to see you as well." Vladimir said, chuckling a bit.
Integra paused and looked around, then seemed to realize that the oddly short Alucard was actually Vladimir.
"Oh, Vladimir. It's good to see you... though, I'd try to be careful about wearing that suit. I just about shot you."
"You mother? You'd have realized before you even had the barral centered." Vladimir said, and then asked, "So, I take it the Maximum Pain is beaing as much of a pain in the arse as usual?"
"More so, actually." Walter said. "You wouldn't believe how much moneys eaten up, just to bye her bullets."
"Oh, I can imagen. It's why I subjest swords. But, I must admit, there is deep satisfaction in shooting a few rounds at something."
"Right. Well, I sapose I can hold off on my stress relife for now." Integra said, and walked over to Vladimir, who was next to Ron. "Well, Vladimir, are you going to introduse your friend?"
"Oh, yes." Vladimir said.
"Everyone, this is Ronald Weasly. Ron-" he pointed to Pip, and continued to point to others as he went "- that is Pip. He is the leader of the Wild Geese, a group of mersenaries, who us Hellsings' have pretty much taken in. The girl next to him is his girlfirend and my sister, Saris Victoria. She is a vampire, as you may have guessed. You know Walter. Then there's my Father-" Alucard had shown up some time around when Integra had calmed down "- Alucard- he has other names, but we'll cover that later- and he too is a vampire- master of Saris. And this is my Mother, Sir Integra Faribrook Wingates Hellsing, leader of the Hellsing Organizastion, and feared by most men."
"Well said, Vladimir." Intega said, "Though, I think you could change that most men, into all men. Andersan actually seemed a bit tence before I left."
Alucard growled a bit, but it was Vladimir who spoke. "And why was the Energizer Bunny there? Did they seriusly think you'd bring Father? in the day time?"
They all seemed to have a hard time holding his their laughs, but Integra was able to speak. "Actually, Maxwell was not afraid of that. He had apparently found out about my being a witch- again. That's about the seventh time in two years. I'm serprised the man's mind is still working, what with all the Obliviates, and potions to errase thought. But it appears we have to be more careful."
"Um, what's this all about...?" Ron asked, a bit confused, and feeling very much out of the loop.
Integra seemed like she didn't want to tell him, but then Vladimir said, "He's going to need to know. If he doesn't, he could end up doing something that shows."
Integra nodded, and they spent the dinner talking about how annoying Maxwell was, what he was about. But after a while they got tired of discusing the prat, and changed the subject to how the school year had gone so far.
At this, Vladimir decided to mention the Harry Potter thing.
AN: Gerrr... I know, suckish ending for the chap. but, I've literally been up all night working on it, and I think my mind is making me prattle on and on, and not really giving much action or plot. The next chap. should be better, though. Can't say way, but you probably know, or will find out.
Would still like some pranks, maybe even for some for the Hellsing crew... Humm... maybe now I could use that twisty around the shower fauset... Poor Walter...
Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. ^_^