A ring of deadly warriors stood in the middle of a horrid wasteland. Between their burning eyes sat a pile of exotic weaponry, ranging from swords to rubber band guns. In the distance, the massive shell of Gypsy Danger lay in the sun.
The wind whistled, tossing the dull, grey sand about in the air. This was different from last time. These competitors knew what they were in for, and they were ready to kill.
In the distance, a voice rang out.
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
That's when all hell broke loose.
As always, some competitors ran straight into the weapons while others jogged into the eternal nothingness, searching desperately for shelter.
Total Drama Island's Chef wielded the rubber band gun, chopping down the competition. He shot Dumbo out of the air, crushing R2-D2 below.
Megatron laughed wickedly, whipping his arm outward to loosen his wrist into a deadly throwing weapon.
With evil grace, he chucked his hand forward, piercing Chef's chest.
"Oooh! Look at those kills!" Ron Burgundy spectated. "Now you'll see our sick new death alert, too!"
The sound of Senor Chang yelling, "Hah gaaayyy!" echoed three times, signalling the destruction of Dumbo, R2, and Chef.
Megatron cackled, his fist flying back onto his metallic arm. His body smashed together, reshaping into the form of an alien jet as he took into the sky.
"Uhh... Do you guys think we might've put together an unbalanced fight here?" Seth Rogen asked.
"I often ask that myself... But damn, it makes good TV," Ron said, taking a sip of scotch.
Just then, Megatron came tumbling down out of the sky. He slammed into a large, rusty tub, the faded lettering on the front reading, "Chum Bucket."
Magneto smiled confidently, bringing his hands together and smashing Megatron to oblivion with his awesome magnetic might.
"Hah! Gaaaayyy!" rang out.
Eminem hid behind a rock with Snoop Dogg. He was armed with a measly baseball bat, and snoop carried a solid gold katana.
"Lucky son of a $%& ," Eminem remarked.
"Hey. Not my fault a brotha know where to find weapons, Slim," Snoop said.
"Shh! That ain't me! Slim's on his own in this $&#^!" Eminem said.
Snoop Dogg giggled slowly, squinting as he said, "Aw yeah. Forgot about dat, doe."
Eminem rolled his eyes, peering over at an old kid's place, "Weenie Hut Junior's."
"Hey, check it out! Maul's gettin' down with Taylor Swift!' Eminem laughed.
Snoop Dogg pulled out a pair of weed-camoed binoculars, and spied the country star making out with one of the most dangerous Sith lords.
"Tha hell?" Snoop said, shaking his head as he put the goggles away.
"Interesting... We have a romance brewing!" Conan laughed.
"These games will be something to remember," Seth laughed.