"Rada... Rada rada!" Schnitzel cried.
"Oh, come on. It's not that high up!" Tony Stark's voice yelled in his head.
"Rada!" Schnitzel shouted in response.
Schnitzel was rappelling down the side of Gypsy Danger's hip. A dizzying drop lay just below his line of sight, and it took all he had not to look down as his stubby legs guided his journey down the robot.
"Hey! Hey! Little help down here?" a voice called.
"Rada?"
Out of curiosity, Schnitzel looked down at the ground. Hordes of undead fish were swarming a man in a leather jacket. He expertly dispatched them with his dual wield pistols, but it wouldn't be long before they got the best of him.
"Rada! Rada rada!" Schnitzel called down.
"Easy, now. We don't know the guy. I mean, that's Will Smith, but we don't know him personally. I should, considering I'm rich, but I don't. Kind of unfortunate," Tony said.
"Rada!"
"Right, right. You've got rock hard skin, so those guns of his should have no effect. Even so, be careful."
Schnitzel was about fifty feet away from the ground. The swarm drew ever closer to the Hollywood star bellow.
"RADA RADA!" Schnitzel shouted triumphantly.
Tony yelled, "NO! WHAT ARE YOU-"
Schnitzel dove off of Gypsy Danger's leg, falling at amazing speed with his fist in front of him. He smashed right into the center of the ground, scattering a small legion of undead.
The fish stumbled back onto their feet, and lead a charge on the cartoon character.
"RADA! RADA RADA RADA!" Schnitzel roared.
He picked up two zombie fish, and smashed their skulls together. Then he grabbed another, using it as a hammer to smack away its friends.
Will had his back, firing off rounds and taking down their foes.
"Yarg! They're putting up a good fight, boys! We can do better!" the flying Dutchman yelled.
Suddenly, his ship came into view. So did the ship's cannons.
"Take cover!" Smith yelled.
Cannonballs poured onto the scene, demolishing the Dutchman's own soldiers.
Will and Schnitzel ducked behind Gypsy Danger's massive foot, safe from the fires of the ship above.
Will said, "We're gonna need to operate this bot in order to take that freak down."
"Rada," Schnitzel said, shaking his head.
"Oh. Then we're royally screwed," Will said.
"Don't say that so soon!" a voice yelled.
Harry Potter charged in, with Eminem and Snoop Dogg close behind.
"Alliance?" he asked.
Will Smith scowled and nodded.
"Long as your friends don't cause any trouble," he said.
Eminem and Snoop were out of breath, wheezing as they joined the crew behind Gypsy's feet.
"Yo, fancy kid. Use dem magics on dat ship," Snoop Dogg said.
"You've got it," Harry said.
He leaned around the robot's foot, and screamed, "Expecto patronum!"
A stag errupted from his hands, galloping in the air towards the Dutchman's ship.
Its antlers stabbed into the ship's hull... And got stuck.
"NO!" Harry cried.
"We need to use this robot," Eminem said.
"Who's the $%^&ing idiot that made it stand up?"
Schnitzel scratched the back of his head and chuckled nervously.
"You look pretty strong, dawg. Toss me up, then Eminem," Snoop said.
"Rada?" Schnitzel asked.
Snoop Dogg nodded, drawing his gold sword.
Schnitzel picked the rapper up, and chucked him into the air.
"Weeeeee!" Snoop Dogg yelled, gliding towards the massive faceplate of the Jaegar robot.
He stabbed his sword into the glass, weakening it enough to smash through.
"Ew!" he yelled, spotting Tony Stark's dead body.
He peered out of the robot's visor, to call for Eminem. A sniper shot prevented this from happening.
"HAH! GAAAYYY!"
Gracefully, Snoop Dogg flopped out of the cockpit and fell through the air.
"NO!" Harry cried out.
Snoop slammed into the ground, exploding into a puff of smoke.
"Listen, y'all are following me now. And I say you send up me and my bro," Slim Shady said, lowering his rifle.
"Uhhh... Rada?" Schnitzel asked, looking back and forth between Eminem and Slim.
"YOU MONSTAH!" Harry shouted, crying.
"He trusted you!"
"I didn't even team up with him, kid," Slim said, smacking Harry across the face and crushing his glasses.
Eminem threw a punch, sending his counterpart tumbling out of cover.
"Dammit!" Slim shouted, diving out of the way of a cannonball blast.
He tackled his brother behind the cover of Gypsy's foot.
"Stay away from me! It's all your fault! Everything!" Eminem cried.
"No! We are one in the same! You just take it all out on me!" Slim roared, smacking his clone.
Eminem backed away, breathing heavily.
"Alright. Let's do this."
"Rada?"
"Rada," Slim replied.
"We're screwed," Stark whined in Schnitzel's head.