After a somewhat graceful glide, Eminem and Slim found themselves in the cockpit of Gypsy Danger.
"We take out the Dutchman... And then we waste the freaks below."
"Haha! That's my man!" Slim Shady laughed.
The two hopped onto the piloting devices, sliding the google glasses over their faces.
"Synchronization commencing. Prepare for mind melding," the robot's announcer called.
Eminem and Slim were already one in the same, so their thoughts blended perfectly.
The two brought their fists together, and so the massive body of Gypsy did the same.
"Yeah!" the team cried from below.
"Uh oh! We got trouble, captain!" Patrick Starr cried from the Flying Dutchman's ship.
"Fire all we've got!" the Dutchman shouted, raising his ghostly green arm into the night.
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" Patrick shouted, tilting the ship in Gypsy's direction.
"Let's do this!" Eminem cried, as Gypsy Danger began to jog towards the ghost ship.
The flying Dutchman opened fire as Gypsy's massive hand reached out.
"FOOLS!" a voice cried out.
Cannon fire erupted across Gypsy's chest as its legs crumped beneath it. The massive robot tumbled downward, smashing into and shattering the ghost ship beneath its weight.
The survivors below shielded themselves as the whole mess erupted in a massive ball of flame.
"HAH! GAAAYYY!"
Will Smith, Harry Potter, and Schnitzel looked up, to see Magneto hovering above.
"To use such a weapon around the master of magnetism is as foolish as you believing you stand a chance," Magneto sneered.
Will Smith's guns whirled around, picking off Harry.
"Hah! Gaaayyy!"
"No... It wasn't me... I didn't..."
"No, it wasn't you. It was me. And you're next," Magneto laughed.
The pistols flew from Will's hands, floating in the air in from of him and Schnitzel.
"Okay... When he opens fire... Take him out..." Tony whispered in Schnitzel's skull.
"Thanks for playing," Magneto laughed.
The two pistols went off.
Will went down with a "Hah! Gaaayyy!"
Schnitzel, made of rock, charged forward as the bullet harmlessly pinged off of him.
"What is this?" Magneto yelled.
"RADA RADA, RADA!" Schnitzel cried, tackling the supervillain to the ground.
Within Gypsy Danger's crumbled skull, Slim Shady lulled to consciousness.
"Em... No," he whispered, looking down the slope of the floor at his brother's limp body.
"This is for you!" he roared, willing Gypsy to crawl forward.
The massive robot dragged itself, flaming and falling apart. Pieces littered the ground as it wriggled toward the two competitors dueling.
"Rada rada!" Schnitzel roared, punching Magneto.
The villain fell backward, but quickly regained his balance.
"Uh oh!" he shouted, seeing a massive fist falling towards him.
"HRK!" he coughed, using his powers to hold the metal hand in the air.
Schnitzel noticed the massive shadow around him, looking up.
He cried, "Rada!" and rolled out from under the looming machine.
"I'M GONNA END THIS!" Slim roared over the Jaegar's loud speaker.
"Oh, it's only just begun."
Magneto turned around, to see a bearded man smiling at him.
"Ch-ch..."
"That's right. Chuck Norris, in the flesh."
Sweat pouring down his face, Magneto ripped Gypsy Danger's fist clean off.
"AGH!" Slim screamed.
Magneto threw his hand towards Chuck, willing the massive mechanical fist to do the same.
The impact sent a shockwave through the air, tossing Magneto backward.
Magneto tumbled through the sand, landing beside Gypsy Danger. The fire cast a cinematic glow upon the whole scene.
Magneto propped himself onto his right shoulder, laughing.
"Rada!"
Magneto's eyes went wide as Schnitzel stomped down beside him.
"NO!" he cried, willing a sharp piece of loose metal to fly through Schnitzel's rocky shell.
"Ra... Rada..." Schnitzel mumbled, falling to his knees.
"Come on buddy! Don't do this! Don't," Tony tried to say.
But it was over for the rock beast. Schnitzel plopped into the dirt.
Magneto looked up at Gypsy Danger's flaming shell.
"Hmph. Child's play," he murmured.
For a moment, the massive robot began to crunch inward as Magneto forced it to implode. Then, fire erupted and overtook the entire body.
"CHICKA CHICKA!" Slim cried one last time.
Then, two "HAH GAAAYYY"s called out, one for Slim and the other for Gypsy.
"I've won," Magneto said, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Not yet."
Gypsy Danger's fist shuddered.
"It can't be... Impossible!" Magneto cried.
Chuck Norris lifted the massive device off of himself, sending it rolling off to the side.
"Now I know I don't have a chance of taking you down with any weapons," Chuck began, dusting himself off.
"But there is one thing I can do!"
Magneto was too weak to stand. He tried to crawl away, but Chuck was embracing him within seconds.
"BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I, CHUCK NORRIS, UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE TEXAS RANGER!" he called, his voice booming across Bikini Bottom.
"NO!" Magneto cried.
Chuck Norris's body began to glow, a dull blue that quickly brightened.
Soon, he was a blinding neon light, casting away all shadow in a hundred mile radius.
He exloded, sending a brilliant column of blue into the air.
Lightning roared from the sky, branching out and connecting with the pillar.
"What in the universe is going on down there?" Conan yelled in the studio as the crowd cried in shock.
"I don't know, but it's gonna make the ratings soar," Ron said, taking a sip of scotch.
"If I'm not actually high, then I'm really concerned right now," Seth said with a disturbed face.