"Really?!" Rangiku gasped, being the first to speak, "I'm so happy for you!"
Before Rangiku could crush Karin in one of her famous bear hugs, Toshiro had picked Karin up, and moved her to the side, making Rangiku run into the wall Karin had been leaning on.
"Huh?" everyone said together, confused.
"You don't seem surprised, Toshiro" Minatsu said to her son.
"I told him two seconds before Ichi-nii began to chase him, he's had ten minutes to think about it" Karin explained.
"Ten minutes isn't enough time to get used to the fact that your girlfriend's pregnant" Juushiro commented.
"I didn't say anything about being used to it" Karin shrugged, "there's no doubt that he's gonna freak out when we get home".
"Oh" Juushiro said stupidly.
"Okay, any questions?" Karin asked.
"Uh..." Rangiku began, raising her hand, "didn't you say that you've only been together for a week?"
"Like I said last week, they're fast, they were already kissing on the first day" Juushiro explained, ignoring his son's blush.
"Ooooh" Rangiku realised, nodding.
"Next" Karin said, looking over the group, surprised when she saw her older brother with his hand up.
"Uh...yes, Ichi-nii?" Karin asked uncertainly.
"...Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Ichigo questioned.
"Two reasons, one; because we left almost strait away, and two; we wanted to make sure that we were actually together before you killed him" Karin explained.
"...sorry for attacking you Toshiro" Ichigo said hesitantly.
"He got over it quicker then I thought" Juushiro whispered to Minatsu.
"Oh yeah, we also hesitated because Toshi thought that you were going to kill him" Karin smiled, clapping her hands as her boyfriend blushed behind her, "he was really scared, he almost broke up with me because he thought he'd die if you found out".
"Will you stop embarrassing me?" Toshiro muttered, covering Karin's mouth with his hand to keep her from saying any more.
"So she was doing it on purpose" Minatsu said out loud.
"Huh? Why?" Juushiro asked.
"Every girl likes to embarrass the guy she loves, like..." Minatsu explained, pausing at the end part while she discreetly grabbed Juushiro's pants.
"...so" Minatsu finished, grinning as Juushiro's pants fell down.
"Then you must really love me" Juushiro muttered as he quickly pulled up his pants, everyone laughed.
"I bet you're glad I don't do that to you in public" Karin whispered to Toshiro.
"Oh yeah! Captain! I forgot to ask earlier, but where's Hyourinmaru and Miyabi? They're usually materialised and running around teasing everyone" Rangiku said, confused.
Both Karin and Toshiro both froze up, and then, at the exact same time, they blushed before mumbling something about horny dragons.
"HA, HA, HA, OH MY GOD, REALLY?! HA, HA, HA" Rangiku laughed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh..." Minatsu said with wide eyes.
"I feel sorry for you Toshiro" Juushiro said.
"I understand the feeling" Ichigo groaned.
"Wait, WHAT?! ZANGETSU AND SODE NO SHIRAIYUKI?!" Juushiro yelped.
"Don't forget Hichigo, urgh...they started a threesome" Ichigo sighed.
"I don't know if I should laugh or puke" Karin said, standing there with a very neutral expression.
"Same here" Toshiro agreed, along with Juushiro and Minatsu, who nodded.
I know, it's REAAAAALLY short, but I couldn't think of what I could write next, so, for once in my life, ideas are welcome, if I don't get anything that fits soon then I'm gonna do a timeskip, no, not a "one week later" timeskip, it's gonna be a "nine months later" timeskip, so fork over those plot-bunnies!