Okay! So I have finally updated this story! I know, it's taken me FOREVER but I was in a bit of a slump. Sorry bout that. But here it is! Remember to review when you're done. Enjoy!

Chapter 3

Okay. So me and Lily have been going out for about a day now, which makes me VERY happy. I'm thinking about asking her to go with me to Madame Watson's Coffee Shop with me on Saturday. It's nicer than it may sound, so she'll probably say yes. Well, actually, why wouldn't she say yes? I mean, there's no way that she could turn down someone with a rocking body like mine. Nobody could resist me. That's why I have 26 fan clubs for me, from 7 seven different countries. Hah, so maybe I don't have any fan clubs. But I can dream, can't I? Oh well, I have to go to the library to do some research for a potions project. But, shh! Don't tell any of my friends that I'm actually going to be in the library! Now, how embarrassing would that be? Stupid Slughorn…

James walked into the library, alone, and trying to remain unnoticed by the occupants of the book-filled room. He was stealthily moving about from aisle to aisle. He began to turn a corner, and then saw Remus coming straight towards him with a book in his face. He ducked behind the nearest bookcase with his body pressed as tightly as possible against it as he dared to. Remus passed by James, flipping to the next page, and became engrossed in his book once again.

"This is just stupid," James muttered quietly.

"What's stupid?" a soft voice questioned from behind him. She put her hands up to cover his eyes. "Guess who?" she asked him.

"Hmm. Well, her hands are very small," James began.

"Correct!" the girl responded.

"And her hands are very warm," he continued.

"Once again, correct!" the girl said. She smiled.

"And," he said, dragging out the 'a' sound, "Her voice sounds very, very familiar. Is it…my mum?" he inquired as he turned around. He opened his eyes to see Lily standing in front of him with her hands on her hips.

"Very funny," she said in a mocking tone of voice. She pouted and quietly stomped away.

"No! Lily! Don't leave me hear all alone!" James whispered loudly and sarcastically. He ran very slowly and dramatically after her with his arm reaching out for her.

"Yes?" She asked cheerfully as she whipped her body around to face him. She smiled playfully. "May I take your order?" she asked, pretending to be a waitress.

"Umm, ill have a table for two at Madame Watson's Coffee Shop on Saturday." James replied, going along with her waitressing game.

"Okey dokey then! That'll be there Saturday, at ten fifteen a.m.," Lily said, winking slyly, and then walking out of the library. James' eyes followed her as she weaved her way through the tables, bookcases and students. When she reached the doorway, she turned around dramatically, and then blew him a kiss. He pretended to catch it and then put it in his pocket. Lily then flipped her hair with her hands and began to "mall walk" with quick, brief strides.

James finally turned back to a bookcase and began to scour the shelves for the text he was searching for.

Well, I think that I asked Lily to the coffee shop and that she said yes, but I'm not for sure on it. It was rather odd, actually, because she knew that I was going to ask her that. I felt like I was set up for this to happen, or something. It's quite confusing. But, oh well, because…

I'VE GOT A DATE WITH LILY!!!!! YEAH!!!! I'm so psyched! I can't wait…

The week flew by, uninterestingly enough for Lily and James. Nothing happened except for the occasion hex on Snivellus by James and the other Marauders.

Saturday arrived, and James found himself checking himself off of the list to leave the castle at around 8:45 a.m. He exited the castle and began to skip merrily to the tiny village called Hogsmeade. He passed a couple holding hands and hear them giggling as he skipped away.

James immediately turned around and hexed the girl who stood several feet before him. The boy muttered something into the unsuspecting girl's ear, who instantly pulled a mirror from the inside of her purse.

James, who was watching the incident, held up three fingers, then two, and then one. When his last finger had gone down, James covered his ears as he heard an alarming, high-pitched scream emit from the girl as she realized that her face was green and covered in odd colored warts.

James snickered as he heard her sob and then run back to the castle. Her boyfriend glared at James, gave him a rude arm gesture, and then ran after her. All James cold do was simply smile and wave as he watched the boy's body grow smaller and smaller.

James resumed his skipping and arrived at the gates to Hogsmeade with the occasional interruptions the same as the preceding one. He slowed to a walk as he wandered down the main street of the tourist-based village.

He looked to see Remus coming from Madame Honeymuffin's bookstore with a bag in each hand, which were also holding a stack of books reaching just below his chin.

James noticed this and waved to him, and then watched Remus with amusement. Remus tried to send some form of acknowledgement to James with his head, but ended up relieving the pressure he had set upon the stack of books with his chin. As a result, the stack of books became unbalanced and started to tip over, and eventually crashed down upon the pavement.

"Later, Remus!" James shouted as he walked away from the wreckage he created with a smile. Remus fell flat on his buttocks and grunted with disapproval as a smile slowly crept from the middle of his face to the outer parts. He began to reach to either side of his body in order to gather his books as he watched James turn down a side street and out of sight.

James wandered the less traveled street without a care as he nervously awaited his first real date with the beautiful girl that crept into his dreams at night. He pulled open the door to the coffee shop to come face-to-face with every coffee table filled and a thirty-foot line that lead nearly to the door at which he stood. James had just happened to forget to make a reservation, but now he noticed that he should have tried a little harder to remember, even though his date would be arriving in shortly over an hour.

James began to feel his body heat up and his heart pulsate even faster than normal. Extreme nervousness and anxiety caused him to become fidgety and clammy. Negative thoughts and comments about himself began to dart throughout his head.

"I'm so stupid," he muttered to himself, strongly emphasizing the word 'stupid'.

"Excuse me?" a young woman, with a green apron tied around her body, asked him with an accusatory tone of voice.

"Sorry," James said as he raised his head to look at her. "I was just talking to myself."

"Okay then. Do you have a reservation?" She inquired.

"Hah, no," James said with a fake laugh.

"Okay. Then it'll be about an hour wait for ya!" She said enthusiastically. She gathered a handful of menus and began to scatter them about the impatiently waiting customers.

"Great…" James muttered with a sigh. He slammed his body forcefully against the wall into a leaning position, and then crossed his arms with frustration.

James came to the front of the line as he checked his watch. He cheered with delight as he realized that it was only ten o'clock, and that he had fifteen minutes before she would arrive.

"Woohoo!" James exclaimed as he began to dance a little 'victory dance'.

The same woman that had talked with James before came over as he was finishing his dance. "What are you doing now?" she asked, amazed by his immaturity while out in public.

"What does it look I'm doing?" he contorted.

"A table is open. Follow me," she stated with no enthusiasm. She chose to ignore his outburst.

James followed in close pursuit, walking briskly with a pep in his step.

"Here you go," she said blandly as she set two menus down. She immediately walked away very slowly.

James sat down and then looked at his surroundings. He noticed that he was seated next to a large bay window at the front of the shop. Within minutes he saw a gorgeous redhead with a stunning green dress on walk by the window and wave to him. Shortly, the tinkle of a bell resonated throughout the shop as Lily entered. She instantaneously walked over to where James was seated and sat down.

"Hey!" Lily said cheerfully as she took a seat.

"Hey!" James responded. "You look absolutely gorgeous!"

Lily blushed. "Aw, thanks." She picked up her menu and scanned the list of beverages.

Eventually, the same downcast waitress came by to their table. "Can I take your orders?" she asked dully.

"Um, I'll have this," Lily said as she pointed to a drink on the menu.

"Okay, and you?" the waitress said again.

"I'll have whatever she's having," James replied with a slight, fake smile. The waitress gave him a smile back just as fake and just as slight. She quickly gathered the menus and wandered to a nearby table.

"So," James began uneasily, "How are you on this fine and glorious day?"

"Um, I guess you could say that I'm all right. I mean, I do like looking really nice, but not when I spend three hours doing just my hair and make-up and then come to see you dressed like that!" Lily finished with a very agitated tone in her voice.

James looked down to see for the umpteenth time today that he was wearing a baggy quidditch t-shirt and a pair of even baggier and torn, light-blue jeans.

"What? What about what I'm wearing? I think that I look just as devishly handsome, just as I always do!" James said in a casual tone. Lily rolled her eyes. As she did so, two blonde girls wearing tight shirts and short skirts walked by.

"Oh, James, you look so dashing today," one said.

"Oh, yeah, James, you are soooo fine," said that other as she finished with a seductive purr.

James looked down at his plate in anger towards the girls and embarrassment for Lily. He didn't respond, however, so the girls just kept walking on by.

"James! How dare you even acknowledge the face that they said something to you? You're on a date with me, remember?" Lilly asked him in astonishment.

"But, I didn't!" James responded to her outburst.

"Whatever!" Lily said with a grin. James knew straight away that she was teasing him.

"Oh, you naughty girl!" James chastised. Lily just sat there, her face full of a cheerful smile; until she saw a group of pre-teen girls outside the window, waving to James.

Her smile turned into a huge frown, especially as she disappointedly saw James instinctively raise up his hand and wave back. He, however, immediately turned his back on the group of girls and slapped his arm in 'punishment'. AT the same time, the girls walked away slowly, laughing and giggling.

Lily had had enough. She stood up, took in a deep breath, and yelled at the top of her lungs, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MR. JAMES POTTER! HOW COULD YOU? THIS DATE HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER! AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES!"

At that, Lily stormed from the coffee shop, her face as red as could be. James came out of the coffee shop just in time to see Lily slap, each girl who had waved to James, across the face, before sprinting off to the castle entrance.

James winced at the sound of each slap, and when he saw her running towards the castle, muttered, "Well, that was a pleasant first date," before running off after her.

Well, me and Lily's first date went awfully. Long story short, she got jealous, ran away, and then later, dumped me. Yes, it hasn't even been a week, and Lily dumped me. She told me that she hated me and that she never wants to see me again, which I half believe is true and the other half I don't. I would hate me too, if I were her. But I'm not. I just can't the picture of her face when she stood up and yelled at me. Her face was covered in wet, shiny, tiny little droplets of tears. I wanted just to hold her right then, but that would have just caused me more pain. Physical pain especially. I guess I better go get started with a list of reasons why Lily hates my guts…

YAY! YOU'VE FINISHED! CONGRATS! YOU'VE JUST FINISHED THE MOST RANDOM CHAPTER! Well, better get off caps lock. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review so that I can have your input on whether or not I should continue, use, 'the reasons why lily hates my guts' for the next chapter, or give me a suggestion! I would love your input! Please check out my other stories… if you like this one, you may like All for Her. And if you like funny stories, Harry Potter and the death of Dobby is DEFINITELY for you. Thanks for reading!