Warning for crossover and weird and crack and the result of me playing WAY too much MMOPRG. However, the prompt fit and the bunny bit, so here it is.
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#13- Exploring- "Skywarp, this is DEFINITELY all your fault."
The violet flash was well-known to Starscream, but when they arrived, the landscape sure as Pit didn't look like anything /he/ was familiar with.
"Uhh, Screamer, my warp gate went kerfloofle I think-" Skywarp said, his sensors picking up coordinates that matched absolutely nothing in his database.
"Don't call me that. DO tell me what the /frag/ happened here!" the Air Commander screeched.
The landscape was covered in snow and ice, and Skywarp picked up faint hints of life to the east of theor position... and one of them was fragging /huge/. Like bigger than the Seekers huge.
Starscream detected this at roughly the same time as Skywarp, and he frowned. Few things on the mudball the squishies called Earth were big enough to match a Seeker. Several smaller things surrounded it, and Starscream motioned for Skywarp to shut the frag up and follow him.
The black and violet Seeker twitched his wings and did so, his pedes crunching the snow underfoot. His optics cycled as they rounded a corner and he saw...
"Star, are those squishies usin' /swords/?"
"Dear Primus not again, not King Arthur's Court..." Starscream muttered. Then his optics widened. The thing they were fighting looked like nothing he'd seen then- it looked like a gigantic ice tiger, and it swiped out with one paw, knocking a tiny little childlike being aside as if it were nothing.
"Sonofa-" one of the small beings, presumably human, said sharply. They hadn't noticed the new arrivals in the least.
The little thing got up again, cursing and talking rather oddly. "I'll getaru you for that!" it snarled, energy floating around it in some pattern that Starscream couldn't quite get.
Several taller beings stood a bit behind the others, one with an odd-looking gun, the other two with longbows. The one with the gun abruptly turned and saw the two Seekers and he froze more solid than the heavily-armored...catgirl... with a large shield who was keeping the large tiger occupied.
"What in the /fuck/ are those? When did they put giant robot jets in Delve?" the pointy-eared squishy yelled.
Skywarp giggled madly at that; for some reason he was finding this utterly hilarious. Starscream snorted and eyed the giant tiger-thing; the squishies didn't seem to be a threat, but it was big enough to knock them from the sky.
One of the bow-using humans turned as well and her eyes widened. "Um, pretty sure there's a glitch in the server, or somebody hacked it, or I don't even fucking know what..."
The tiger eyed Starscream and dismissed the cat-girl with the shield as if she weren't there; it sought bigger prey, and he snorted. He raised his right arm and shot it in the face with a null ray, and it stood stock still, stunned in place.
"What in the blazing Pits of Kaon is going on here?" he screamed, eyeing everyone present.
"I don't know, but you're nominated as our stunner." the human female with the bow said wryly, shooting the helpless tiger.
Skywarp lost it at that, falling to the snowy ground in helpless laughter. "Well, Screamer, you always DID want to explore!" he gasped.
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Seeker-treats to any of my readers that knows just where they went and what they walked into. :D