Greedy- "Mine, I said, all mine! And don't you forget it!"
"Go find your own." Starscream sneered at his trinemate, wrapping one arm possessively around the mech he was lying next to. Thundercracker's optics cycled wildly in shock as the sensors adapted to the dimness of the cave and he realized just /who/ his trineleader was… snuggling, yes, that was definitely snuggling, with.
His lips moved, but his vocalizer wouldn't emit much more than a staticky series of clicks and hisses. He pointed from Starscream to his apparently recharging fragbuddy to the opening of the cave and back again, his wings held high in shock.
"I'm serious, Thundercracker. Mine. Go find your own toy, I'm sure Skywarp's around here somewhere."
Like the proverbial bad penny, a violet flash heralded the arrival of their youngest trinemate.
Skywarp stared, and since he'd never had processor-to-vocalizer filters anyway, he shrieked in a passable imitation of Starscream himself.
"STAR WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING LAYING IN THE DIRT WITH OPTIMUS FRAGGING PRIME!"
Cobalt optics onlined dimly. "Star? What's goin' on?" His voice sounded very, very tired. Starscream grinned up from his position, half-pinned under the Autobot Commander, and /winked/ at the blue Seeker, who took a step back as if his commanding officer has lost his mind. Again.
"Fragging. Funny you should say that, Sky-"
"Nope! This is not happening, I am NOT seeing this-" Thundercracker whirled on his thrusters and virtually ran out of the cave, leaving the Decepticon SIC laughing helplessly.
"Star. Really?" Skywarp said weakly.
"I will tell you the same thing I told /him/." Starscream indicated the direction Thundercracker had gone with a negiligent gesture. "This one is mine. Go find your own."
"Hey!" Prime said, mildly offended. "I'm nobody's!"
"That's not what you said ten minutes ago." Starscream smirked and moved his hips in a slide that was likely outlawed in at least two solar systems.
Skywarp stared even more….and then his pale face sprouted a truly mischievous grin that generally made weaker mechs run away screaming. "So, 's now okay to frag the 'bots?"
"Just go away already!" Starscream shrieked. "Can you not see that I am /busy/-"
"Yeah, yeah, crossfaction relations, interpersonal disputes, oh and getting fragged offline by Optimus Prime. I gotcha. Now, just to share this imagecap with everybot on both sides." Skywarp gave a little fingerwave and teleported out, that smile still on his lips.
"What do you mean, yours?" the Prime rumbled ominously.
"I didn't stutter, Optimus Prime." Starscream said mildly, looking the larger grounder in the optics. "And now we're both fragged, with Skywarp sharing all that."
Starscream abruptly found himself on his back, wings pinned by strong hands. "No, you aren't fragged /yet/."
The Seeker couldn't find it in him to complain.