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The Eds made the first move. Eddy attacked from above, Double D attacked from the side, and Ed from below. However, the Kankers moved out of the way, and the Eds ended up crashing into each other.
"Hey! Watch it guys!" Eddy snapped.
"Sorry Eddy." Double D said.
The Eds tried again. This time, Eddy went for Lee, and Double D went for Marie, however, it turns out that the two sisters were standing back-to-back and they just moved out of the way, causing the two boys to crash into each other.
"Eddy!" Double D snapped.
"Get out of my way, Sockhead!" Eddy snapped.
This time, Ed went for May. He shot a fireball at her but it somehow missed! He then started firing more and more at her, but she kept running, just staying out of their reach. This continued, until she ran past the, still squabbling, Eddy and Double D and Ed fired. May ran out of the fireball's path, and now it was heading…straight…for Eddy and Double D! When they saw this, they screamed and ducked just as the fireball flew over their heads!
"ED!" They both yelled.
"Sorry guys!" Ed said.
The Kankers were, LOVING this.
"This fight is in the bag." Lee said.
"Yeah, and we'll be able to kiss them by the time we're done." Marie said.
"I'll take the big strong one!" May said, making them cackle.
"What is going on back there?" Shelby called.
"Ed nearly put us on fire and Double D keeps getting in my way!" Eddy snapped.
"Why I never!" Double D snapped.
"Do not blame Ed!" Ed yelled.
"Looks like our men are fighting." Lee said.
"Over us I hope!" Marie said.
"Yeah." May agreed.
"Like anyone would fight over you three!" Eddy snapped, turning his attention from his friends.
"WHAT?!" The Kankers roared and pounced on the Eds.
When Shelby looked back to see what was going on, she saw fur balls attacking the Eds, who were still being thrown into each other.
"Oh man." She groaned.
As soon as she said that, the Eds were thrown right at the wind-sheild.
"Nice going! You guys did it again!" Eddy snapped.
"'US'? We had nothing to do with this, Eddy!" Double D snapped.
"You guys get off my nose!" Ed yelled.
The argument went on for a few seconds and Shelby had, had just about enough and she made it known.
"ENOUGH!"
That shut them up.
"The problem isn't your powers, it's your team." She said. "There's a word that may be of use to you: Teamwork. Try other tactics! Use each other's powers to your advantage!"
"Yeah, how?" Eddy asked.
"Figure it out! I have to land this thing!" She said.
The Eds looked at each other, and an idea came to mind. Eddy quickly whispered it into Ed and Double D's ear and they figured it would work.
"Let's do it to it!" They said.
"Oh look, they want another round." Lee said.
"Good, I love a good chase before the kill." Marie said.
"This is going to be fun!" May said.
However, the Eds had a surprise: Double D grabbed onto Ed's sides from behind, and Eddy grabbed Double D in the same places. Once in place, Ed started running rather fast, while chopping his arms.
"WHAT THE?!" The Kankers cried.
Ed ran straight through them, sending them into the air.
"What was that?" Marie asked.
"The Batter-Ed!" Eddy said. "Let's go again, Ed!"
Ed gave a salute and did as he was told. This time, when he ran through them, while the Kankers were in the air, they grabbed some beams and held on.
"Try and get us now, boys!" Lee taunted.
"Great, now what?" Eddy asked.
"Um, Eddy?" Double D quickly whispered something into his ear, and he passed it along to Ed. This was going to be sweet.
Double D jumped into the air but didn't become invisible. Instead, Eddy and Ed ran under him and started throwing him up and down.
"Now what are you doing?" Marie asked.
"It's called the Trample-Ed." Double D said.
After a few more throws into the air, and Double D grabbed the same beam the Kankers were on. He then pulled down, HARD. In doing so, the beam broke. Double D let go and he, Ed, and Eddy ran to safety. However, the Kankers were holding onto a part of the beam were a lot of stuff was being held, and it all fell on top of them.
Once everything was on the floor the Eds got closer.
"That wasn't pretty." Eddy said.
"But it had to be done." Ed said.
Clank!
The Eds froze at that. Had something in the junk pile…just…moved?
As Ed would put it: They rose from the metal like vampire vixens brought back from the dead. The Kankers might as well have been vampires from the look of them. They were ticked off at the Eds and they could see that.
"Well boys, I think it's time for plan: Short." Eddy said.
"Very well then." Double D said.
"YAY!" Ed cried.
Double D jumped onto Ed's shoulder and Eddy flew onto Double D's, making them suite tall.
"What's this supposed to be?" May asked.
"The Tower-of-Eddy!" Ed said.
"And we've got a secret weapon!" Eddy said.
He reached into his backpack and pulled out a strange green water balloon, filled with a strange green liquid.
"What's that?" May asked.
"Oh, you'll see." Eddy said. "NOSEPLUGS!"
He, Double D, and Ed placed clothes pegs over their noses, much like they did while changing the dippers of the baby hedgehogs.
"BOMBS AWAY!" Eddy cried and threw the balloon.
The Eds took cover while Shelby took a special force field from her hypercube and blocked her, the controls, and the baby hedgehogs. Then the balloon hit.
A small green mushroom cloud came out from the roof of the aircraft. Anyone within ten miles of it would be running for, their lives from the stench. Why? Because the balloon Eddy threw was The El-Mondo Stink Bomb!
In the aircraft, the Kankers had fainted from the smell.
"One hit KO!" Shelby said from her seat. "The Eds win!"
The Eds were speechless. Had they just beaten the Kankers? They had! There was one reaction: "YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Okay, for those of you who don't know, the Batter-Ed, the Trample-Ed , and the Tower of Eddy were all from: Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures. I couldn't help myself. I was playing it yesterday and I couldn't get it out of my mind.