"What the heck is this?" Vevlet asked picking up the book and recognising its origins "Aw shit that bloody little Yandere Shelia! Great now she has left us this shipping manifesto! I wonder what is in it?" she asked opening it up
"Hey Vel" Coco said "Why do you have a manifest of a ship?"
"I don't think its that kind of ship!" Velvet said "You remember that Bizzaro version of me a couple weeks back?" Velvet asked
"Yeah why?" Coco said
"Because I think she just left this book here, and I'm thinking we should analyse it back in the dorm room" Velvet said "Who know what kind of tropo bullshit is in here"
"Good idea, I hate to see waht would happen if this got into his hands"
"Hey Cardin's not so bad"
"I wasn't talking about Cardin, I was talking about him" Coco said as Mercury passed by
"Ladies" Mercury saluted
"Or arguably Neptune" Coco said
"Good point." Velvet said
"So this is the Shipping Manifesto, huh so you want to open it first?" Coco asked
"Sure thing, WHOA!" Velvet said
"What is it?"
"This bloody book has a ton on names in"
"Any we recognise?" Coco asked
"Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Jaune even you and me" Velvet said
"Wait what?" Coco asked
"I'm going and looking up Blake" Velvet said
"Be careful we don't know what it is" Coco whispered
"Struth check this out: Bumblebee, Ladybug, Monochrome, Iceberg, Eclipse" Velvet read out
"Okay my turn with Weiss: White Rose, Freezerburn, Monochrome, Snow Angel, Frozen Lotus, Songbird! What are these!" Coco shouted
"Oh shit look, Blake and Weiss both have the Monochrome in their sections. I think this is one of those couples book" Velvet said
"So we figure who each is paired with and the name behind it, besides I think most of these are yuri pairings"
"Well that doesn't work, because most of us are straight, I mean JNPR go out on group dates. Sun is into Blake, Neptune can't make his mind up over Yang or Weiss, You're dating Cardin, Ruby wouldn't even know how to date let alone who or what a boyfriend is, Ozpin's got secretly married to Goodwitch" Coco said
"Actually, I saw Yang and Neptune making out" Velvet commented
"Well, that's a shocker"
"Plus I heard Weiss has a fiancé already or something"
"And Cinder's goons are practically married" Coco grunted.
"Maybe we can get that Scarlet guy to Date Ruby"
"What like you mean as in a date date?"
"Why not, is there a name for those two in here?" Velvet asked
"Hang on Ruby, White Rose, Red Sun, Enabler that's gross if it was I think it is. Red Sea, Crimons Lotus Nuts and Dolts...she's paired with Penny that's nuts. Ah here we are: Blood Diamond" Coco said
"Um, I think that's Cinder and Weiss. Scarlet and Ruby is this one Red Jewel" Coco said
"Whoa, check out ours: Nesquik Bunny" Velvet said looking at her friend "Well now that just seal its fate, should we?"
"Yep" Coco said getting some matches. "I'll get the kindling"
"Now we shal now procede in burning this idiotic book" Velvet said striking a match while Coco dose the book in lighter fluid
"See ya" Coco chuckled as she dropped the mathc on the book, creating an explosion.
"Well, that's that" Velvet shrugged "I just want to know how that troppo Velvet dropped it?"
"Well who knows, Carrot Cake?" Coco asked
"Well that sounds nice, but I think I'll have a dog's eye with a bit of dead horse"
"Dead Horse?" Coco asked
"You know a Meat Pie and Tomato Sauce" Velvet shrugged
"Oh, well that does sound more appertising then what ever you suggested." Coco shrugged
"Geez Shelia I'll have to introduce you to some Australis food" Velvet said walking off.