Chapter One: What is Going On
Snipars picked up his Ballista, and reloaded. "Where am I? There's so much color," complained Snipars as he walked to the treehouse. With his eyes starting to bleed, he does a stupid move and breaks in by breaking the door down.
Finn, playing BMO, is instantly alarmed when he hears a door being kicked down. "Yo Jake! I think someone broke in," said Finn, worried what the monster trying to kill them was. He quickly grabs a random sword and jumps down the ladder... just as Snipars was trying to climb up. He then punches Finn and the gut, attempts to noscope, but misses. Almost instantly after, he is seized and knocked out by Jake.
Meanwhile, in the xXxInternetxXx, FaZe_LaZaH rules as regent in the xXxInternetxXx
..."I think he's waking up!"
Snipars is back conscious. He is strapped in a chair, with Finn and Jake watching them. "Why'd you break in to our house?!" they both yell at the same time. "Shut the fuck up m8s," he replies, using l33t chat. Finn immediately stabs his left hand with a knife. "Give me answers!" he yells shortly after. "I am Snipars, king of the xXxInternetxXx," he greets himself. "I want to know why you broke in our house, not introduce yourself," Jake follows up. "Yes, but this is the part of the fanfiction where we introduce ourselves, then some antagonist appears from nowhere, and then you get shipped with Marceline or someone," Snipars replies, breaking the fourth wall.
"This is getting nowhere."
"Wait, I can get out of this."
"Wait, wha-" Finn's sentence is cut off by Snipars freeing himself from the interrogation chair and jumping out of the back window. "Fucken skrubs, tryin 2 do that to a king," Snipars mutters to himself. At that time, a huge inferno can be seen in the distance.
What's with the inferno? Stay tuned to find out m9s.
Until then, MLG-Potato-xXx out.