Mother POV

-Spoiler warning [kind of] fluff Barney and the mother-

Note: from my previous chapter I mentioned the mother was a Robin Sparkles fan so I think she'd probably know Robin's full name & when she met Barney I don't think she learned his name since the only thing she called him was diaper-man.

After the scene where flashes to Barney, who is being restrained by Marshall and Lily from running away "to get another tie from home" that's cornflower blue.

All changed into my dark-purply-burgundy, sleeveless pencil skirt dress, with matching strappy Y heels, and ready to go. . . Well ready to go if I knew where to go… This church is like a maze.

"What if I can't do this?" hearing a familiar voice say from a distance, and walked to the open door frame. It was the blonde guy I remembered from the drugstore seeing me in the reflection of the mirror he was facing and said, "It's you!" he paused.

"That girl who convinced me in the first place to marry Robin." He said with gratitude.

"You remembered." I smiled.

"I know what this must mean…" he said vaguely.

"Right… it means-" I started to say, 'That I'm playing in the band for your wedding.' But he interrupted and said instead, "You must be my conscience!" my eyes widened at his response.

"You're my sign, you're here to tell me what to do!" he say with delight.

"And you're right! I'm only here in your mind." I said, just grinning and nodding. Whoa diaper-man is freaking out hard he just needs some reassurance… Plus when am I ever going to get a chance to be a figment of someone's imagination again!

"First we need to go over what's bothering you." I stated.

"Well as you already know, I'm just worried that what if Robin's making the wrong decision? I mean what if I can't make her happy?" he replied.

"You can't tell me you think she would have said yes and would be here today marrying you if she actually didn't think spending the rest of her life with you wasn't going to make her happy. I mean come on, Robin Scherbatsky is a logical independent woman who knows how to have fun! Like she's choosy with her boozes, but choosier with her men…" I said, staring at him knowingly and he nodded in agreement.

"Besides you're not the only one deciding to get to spend the rest of your life with the most awesome person you know and love today! You and Robin are going to do everything you can and more to make each other happy." I paused letting him soak in that statement and then said, "But I mean… of course you already know all this."

"You're right conscience we both know this wedding is the most awesomest decision ever, and our marriage is going to be legend-wait for it… marry! Legend-marry! High-five… oh wait can I high-five my conscience?" he asked starting to lower his hand.

"Of course you can it's your mind." I replied matter-of-factly, and raised my hand.

"Nice imaginary high-five!" he said smacking my hand, and I laughed. "Wow that felt real." He continued, looking down weirdly at his hand.

"Yep that is the power of your imagination. Now I'm gonna need you to do something else for me…" I asked.

"Well something for you is something for Barney so name it." He replied.

"Well Barney…" I started, just learning his name, "I gonna need you to close your eyes spin around three times and then breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth slowly also three times…" I said, grinning widely.

"What? Why?" he whined.

"Because exercise and oxygen are good for you and as your conscience I know what's best." I replied firmly.

"Fine." He huffed, closing his eyes and started to turn. Giggling silently, I started to tiptoe away, "Oh and how you get to reception area from here?" I asked, remembering how I got here in the first place.

"From here left, straight down this hallway, a right to a door takes you outside, another left, and you're there." He quickly answered.

"Thank you." I replied scampering out and did as followed. Just as I made the first left I heard someone walk in behind me and say, "Barney? Why are you spinning around like that?" the mystery man asked, Barney gasped, "She's gone." He said in amazement. "Who's gone? Man are we talking about a dead hooker now?" the mystery man continued. I laughed at their odd conversation I continued left to the door.

The End

Hint: In the episode 7x01 The Best Man Ted jokes about Barney having a dead hooker in the closet and then actually checks lol.