Sorry I haven't been updating recently! This is just to state what did happen in episode 22 'End of the Aisle' with a few changes according to my story so I don't have to repeat everything:
- Ted first gives Robin the locket as a surprise gift saying now she has 'something old' for the wedding but then Robin says, "One problem! I can't go through with this wedding!"
- Barney writing his vows, and Marshall and Lily try to help him out
- And Barney's all: You guys didn't even keep any of your vows!
- Ted's like 'you just getting cold feet!' and Robin's all 'nah uh'
- Robin gets all 'me and Barney just don't make any sense! He lies & stuff!'
- Ted makes his 'love doesn't have to make sense!' speech
- And instead of Robin saying the whole dumb 'I should be with you Ted' nonsense she just does the whole 'fine then I'm just gonna lock you in here and get away' thing
- Barney sees Lily and Marshall have their new vows moment
- Robin runs into Tracy, and Tracy's like 'where's the fire?' and Robin basically like 'bestie! I'm freaking out!'
- Tracy comforts and tells her to do the 'close your eyes & take three breathes' thing, right as Robin closes her eyes Barney sees Tracy thinking 'hey it's my conscience again'
- And Tracy ticks her head over to Robin like 'yeah right dude… and conscience commands you to calm your bride' *mic drop conscience out*
- Then Barney makes his truth vow then Ted walks in on 'Swarkles' moment
- Since Barney got his tie there was no freak out and 1 slap still remains *cue evil laughter*
- I love the ring bear! I do(s) kiss! The End
- To the reception!