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Entry Two
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School started again today, and that meant another year of torturous teaching. Minerva said I've become quite infamous around the school. I hope that's a good thing.
I've been doing a bit of thinking in the holidays on how I could take Potter's air without anyone noticing. Found perfect solution. If I got him expelled I could steal his hair while everyone was still at Hogwarts. Am total genius.
However when I was scanning the students at Hogwarts for Potter I realised he wasn't there! Started to worry profusely. What if Potter had fallen off the train? What if he had been murdered by someone? Then I would never have been able to steal Potter's gorgeous hair! Was so relieved when I found out that Potter had crashed into a tree instead. Was not so relieved when I found out that the certain tree turned out to be the Whomping Willow. I hate the Whomping Willow. Almost took my eye out once. I remember Sirius Black telling me to look into the Whomping Willow. Stupid Black. Such a git. His hair was pretty good though, all nice and glossy…but that's beside the point.
Anyway, I went out personally to check that Potter was alright. Found him and Weasley (his redhead friend) mocking me outside the castle. Was deeply hurt. Almost cried on the spot but I managed to get a grip on myself. Then realised this was the perfect opportunity to expel Potter! Took them into my office. Think they were scared witless. Happened to glance at my desk while they were coming in. It was a copy of today's Evening Prophet. They'd apparently been spotted by Muggles! Was absolutely delighted. They would be expelled for sure! Pity I couldn't do it though. Only the Head of their House or the Headmaster can. So I sent for Minerva and Dumbledore. Never seen them so angry before. Was sure Potter and Weasley would be out the door within the hour. But it didn't happen! Geez, what do you have to do to expel someone here?!
A/N: I'm sorry about the chapters being so short. Every time I try to make it longer, it always seems like it belongs to the next chapter. Please don't flame me, hit me or throw me into a pit of troll bogies. Your efforts of constraint wil be deeply appreciated.