A/N: Wow, two updates in two days. It's a miracle! But it's short-lived I'm afraid. I'm going to camp for the weekend so I won't be able to update until after that (unless we miraculously find a free Internet Café in the middle of nowhere). Until then, enjoy the chapter!
PS. Please please review!!!
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Entry Seven
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Hurray! First meeting of the Duelling Club today. I managed to knock Lockhart off his feet and into the wall! That'll teach him to stay away from Minerva and stop stealing my ideas! But my elation was short-lived when the git started bragging about how he could have easily blocked my attack. That idiot couldn't have blocked an attack from a snail holding a fork! Mark my words, I'll pay him back one day. But first, I've got to think up another plan to scare Minerva. Lockhart's been going around telling all the staff how there won't be anymore attacks because "the culprit must have known it was only a matter of time before I caught them." What a load of beeswax. Even worse, he thinks this school needs a morale booster. And just how does that ditsy psychopath do that? By covering the entire Great Hall in pink confetti and setting dressed up dwarves loose in the school that's how! Still, it was the perfect opportunity to send Minerva a specially written Valentine by yours truly. Speaking of which, is it customary for people to burst out laughing after hearing a Valentine?
A/N: Sorry about the length (or absence of it) of the chapter, I've got writer's block. Well, half a block anyway.