A/N: Curse school to oblivion!!! And praise JK Rowling to eternity!!! I loved Snape to bits after the seventh book. Not that Snape will be undergoing any personality changes throughout his secret diaries. Please review, even if you're complaining. Just don't send me any howlers. Please.
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Entry Ten
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Woke up today to find that Dumbledore's gone. Yipee! Now I won't need to share the chocolate pudding with anyone! Don't think I don't notice that he always offers small portions to everyone and leaves the rest to himself. What's worse, he told me off when I tried to give myself a bigger piece. Evidently half the pudding was too big a piece. However, now with Dumbledore gone, I can take all the half chocolate pudding pieces I want! So I strolled into the Great Hall as the happiest man alive, only to find out that that bloody Lockhart has gone and ordered the house-elves not to. Apparently we're forbidden to eat it because chocolate pudding causes cavities. Cavities, what a load of rubbish. I'll show him a cavity. A cavity caused by a fist. I think he's completely psycho. Went over to tell him so but he argued that "as you get old, you need to take better care of yourself." JUST WHO IS HE CALLING OLD?! Excuse me while I slip a few Doxy dropping into his moisturizing cream.