Okay, now how did I get here? I'm currently in my underwear, tape over my mouth, tied to Konoha High's flag pole at eight o'clock at night with a sign around my neck that says "Justice for Uchiha Sasuke!". It's cold and I'm scared. I'm used to getting bullied but this is ridiculous!
5 ½ hours earlier
A blonde-haired 15 year old boy sits oblivious to the teacher and students in his last period class. His ocean blue eyes stare sleepily out the window next to his seat.
Sigh 'This is so boring. I don't care that Amazonian women did horrible things to men. I just want to go home.'
On the other side of the room, Haruno Sakura paid close attention to both the history lesson and the blonde, apathetic boy in the back row. An evil smirk played on her lips as listened to the gruesome way the Amazons tortured any male that step foot on their property.
This was giving her ideas about what to do to a certain blonde big mouth a few rows away from her. Many other girls in class were also finding today's history lesson most interesting. All of them wanted to punish Uzumaki Naruto for bruising their dream boy's face. So they'd gotten together at lunch to work out a plan to humiliate him. The plan was perfect, and Sakura had the honor of initiating it.
Raising her hand, Sakura sweetly said, "Ibiki-sensei, may I go to the bathroom?"
Ibiki grunted in approval and continued with his lesson. Sakura casually got out of her chair and left the room. Once outside the classroom, she broke out into a run for the front of the school where the lockers were.
The run didn't take long, and soon, pinky was standing in a room filled with rows of tiny 1x1 foot lockers. Everyone in school had one to keep their school and out door shoes in.
Sakura nonchalantly scanned to labels on the lockers, until she came upon one that said "Uzumaki Naruto" on the front. Her evil smile appeared as she placed a folded piece of paper through the vents in the locker door.
'Stage 1: Complete. Naruto, we're gonna destroy you!'
When Sakura returned to class, almost every girl shifted their eyes to give her a questioning look that said, "Did you drop the note off?"
Sakura smiled, 'Yup', and took her seat just as Ibiki-sensei was passing out worksheets for tonight's homework. Last period would end in five minutes, and then the gathering of the supplies for the plan would begin.
Flash back--lunch: seven girls sat in a circle on the roof of the school
"Ino, you're in charge of rope", Sakura said as she pointed to a girl with really long blonde tied in a pony tail. "Chiyo (1), you bring tape. Miroko(2), you bring the chloroform(3). I'll write the note and put it in his locker, okay?"
"Hai!" everyone said in unison.
"Now remember", Sakura continued, "he'll be here at seven, so be here at 6:50. Everyone bring what you've been assigned and ski masks(4) to cover your faces. Wear casual clothes and don't be late! This is for Sasuke-kun. Understood?"
"Hai!" End flashback Ring. 'School's over. Now the fun begins'
"No way!" Naruto exclaimed as he laid on his bed rereading the letter he found in his show locker for the fourth time.
Dear Naruto-kun,
I've been admiring you from afar since the moment I saw you. I know this sounds forward, but I wish to get to know you on a personal level. If you are interested, please meet me in the front of the school at 7. I'll be waiting, please don't disappoint me.
Love, Your Secret Admirer XOXO
"This is unreal. No one likes me, this note has to be a fake", Naruto decided as he threw the note in the trash and turned on his computer and signed onto his screen name. "Besides, I'm sure a girl wrote that. I don't like girls, they're scary, evil, and two-faced."
As soon as Naruto signed onto his screen name, a window popped up with a not so greeting-greeting; it was him.
OverShadowed: jeez it's 5:30, school let's out at 3. Where have you been?
KitsunesGrin: had to buy food. Some people don't have servants to do that for them.
OverShadowed: haha, seriously though I'm bored when you're not on
KitsunesGrin: aww, Kage-kun you missed me tears
OverShadowed: sigh whatever…so what's up?
KitsunesGrin: not much. But I did get this weird letter in my shoe locker
OverShadowed: what did it say?
KitsunesGrin: some chick wants me to meet her at 7
OverShadowed: are you gonna go?
KisunesGrin: no, I bet it's a joke
OverShadowed: you're so pessimistic
KitsunesGrin: this coming from the cynical king
OverShadowed: I'm just saying that maybe you'll get a friend out of this
KitsunesGrin: maybe… I don't know. Besides I like dudes
OverShadowed: so? You don't have to date her. Befriend her
KitsunesGrin: why do you want me to make friends so badly?
OverShadowed: so you'll stop bitching about being alone
KitsunesGrin: I don't bitch
OverShadowed: sure…
KitsunesGrin: whatever, but if I make a real friend I won't be online as often; you'll be "bored"
OverShadowed: I'll suffer through boredom if it means that you'll be happy
KitsunesGrin: aww Kage-kun you're so nice XD
OverShadowed: only to you. So are you going or not?
KitsunesGrin: yeah I guess. I should probably go get ready then. Bye
OverShadowed: bye Kit
KitsunesGrin signed off
As Naruto signed off his face turned beet red. 'I don't want to meet this girl, I want to meet you Kage-kun.'
The blonde walked over to his closet to figure out the one outfit that would destroy this girl's feelings for him. After much thought, Naruto picked out a pair of khaki cargo pants and a blue shirt that said "I HATE BABIES."(I seriously know someone who has this shirt XD!)
Laughing to himself about his outfit, the baby-hater checked his clock. 6:28. The walk to school would take about half an hour; perfect. Grabbing his shoes and keys, the blonde walked uncaringly out the door.
"Okay girls. I see him, ski masks on, chloroform ready. Let's go," said the pink haired fan girl.
Naruto leaned against the flag pole, contemplating what to say to this girl so he wouldn't completely crush her feelings. Suddenly a clothe was put over his mouth and the world turned black.
Now one hour later, Naruto wakes up just as we encountered him in the beginning; half-naked tied to a pole.
'I HATE PEOPLE! IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO DID THIS TO ME, I'LL TIE THEM UP, AND SHOVE KNIFES THROUGH THEIR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! THEN I'LL CUT THEM OFF AND FORCE THEIR PUBIC HAIR INFESTED FLESH INTO THEIR MOUTHS. AFTERWARDS I'LL TAPE THEIR MOUTHS SHUT AND MAKE THEM SALLOW! THEN I'LL--"
A familiar voice broke Naruto's thoughts, "Naruto, are you okay?! What happened to you?"
"UMM MI MMM!"
"Hold on", Naruto's savior said while ripping off the tape from said boy's mouth and untying him from the flag pole.
"Iruka-sensei, thank god you're here! I got this weird note telling me to come here. Then somebody knocked me out and then I woke up tied to this pole!"
"Did you see who it was?"
"No…"
"Well then put some clothes on", Iruka said gesturing towards Naruto's garments scattered on the ground. "At least they didn't take your clothes."
"Pfft. No they just trick me, undress me, and tie me to a pole with this weird sign that says 'Justice for Uchiha Sasuke!' "
"How about I buy you some ramen and drive you home?"
Naruto perked up at the prospect of ramen. "Okay!"
"Get dressed and we'll go"
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A/N:
1&2: they're just filler names I threw in there. There is no significance to them.
3: I know its weird that high school girls would have access to chloroform but it was just important that they had it
4: same w/ #3
Ok, everyone I'm sooooooo sorry I haven't been updating lately. School's been giving me a lot of hw and I wasn't completely sure what the fan girls' revenge was going to be. Anyways, thank god for spring break. I'll try and write as many new chapters whenever I can. But don't expect too much, I'm also writing another story; for fiction press though. So thanks to all the people who keep reading and reviewing. Hope you liked this new chapter.