I constantly live in fear. Not because my dad is a abuse jerk that wants me to be just like my big brother; I've gotten used to that, it's old news. No, what I fear is going to school. I've been afraid for exactly twelve days. That's really precise, I know, but that's how scared I am. This certain fear presented itself to me about two seconds after that creepy guy, Gai-sensei, announced to all of Konoha High that there would be a dance in two weeks.
By now you're probably wondering why this would scare me, The Great Uchiha Sasuke, I kid about the self proclaimed title, but despite my greatness, I truly do fear for my life. Well anyways, once the announcement about the Descending Leaf Dance was said, I instantly felt a demonic aura arise amongst my classmates. It was like murderous, lustful, and animal intentions got drunk on insanity and had a tree-way that produced mischievous children that possessed all if the females in the room; well except for the teacher.
Already I knew for the next two weeks, until the dance, I would have to avoid being around any people. I already do this, but now I have to be extra cautious. I must avoid everyone as if they had the bubonic plague. I'll make a plan so that no one will catch me.
Sasuke's Master Plan to Avoid People For The Next Two Weeks:
(1)Leave home 10 min. later. That way I'll get to school right before the bell rings; everyone will be so preoccupied with not being late that they won't talk to me.
(2)Be the first one out the door after class then head towards the bathroom. Only a gay guy might follow me into the bathroom, but I doubt anyone would propose a date when someone might be peeing; that's just creepy and kinda gross.
(3)After school walk home as fast as possible; no detours.
I truly did believe this would save me. Oh god, how wrong I was. Forget leaving class first, the minute the bell rang ending second period, I was surrounded by almost every girl in the class. Seriously there was about fifteen of them crowded around my desk. And that was just in the classroom. When I step out of the room, more girls mobbed me. I was traumatized. I felt as if I was a rabbit cornered by every hunter in the world, each one equipped with their largest gun.
I thought all thoughs girls would kill each other as they pushed one another while yelling things such as, "Uchiha-san would you like to go with me to the dance." "Sasuke-kun will you be my date to the dance." Stuff along thoughs lines. I'm used to girls fawning all over me, but not like this, and not all at once. I'm scared, someone help me!
It's been the same for the last twelve days. Girls find me, yell and scream for my attention, I distract them and when they're not looking, I run. I know that sounds cowardly, but I want to live.
Besides I'm holding out so that I can ask someone; Kit. I haven't said anything about it, in fact we haven't even mentioned it to one another. But I'm hoping he'll agreed to go with me. The thought of actually seeing Kit in person is probably the main reason I have the stamina to keep running away from thoughs rabid girls. Only two more days until the dance. I should ask him tonight.
Oh my god, the last two weeks have been so awesome. I seriously can't stop smiling. I found my purpose for going to school, and it's to see Uchiha squirm around all thoughs girls.
Every time he starts to get trampled by girls, he makes this weird face. It's like he's looking at a thousand hungry lionesses. Its' completely priceless. Yay, karma is getting him back for all thoughs times he humiliated me. Sigh, too bad the dance is in two days. After Friday I won't have the pleasure of seeing him run away in fear.
And you know what makes everything even greater than it already is? I don't have to wear that stupid nose cask anymore; it's completely healed. XD
Even that bastard's face has turned back to its normal pale color; as apposed to the blue and black colors that adorned his face a day after we got arrested. I still haven't asked him about how that happened, I know I didn't touch his face during our fight. But I never get the opportunity to because: (1) He's constantly being mobbed by girls. Plus he runs really fast, I so I can't catch up to him when he escapes the lionesses. (2) Even it I did get the chance to ask him, he probably wouldn't answer me since he pretty much hates me.
Poor Uchiha…all thoughs girls he doesn't like chasing him around. It's just like he's just a piece of meat to them. And thoughs mean parents of his. It's people like them that make me glad I'm an orphan. I wonder if they hit him too. Aw no wonder he's such an asshole.
No bad Naruto! I sound like I care about that asshole Uchiha. Bad. Bad. Bad. I feel unclean, I need a bath.
Ah that's better. I'm all squeaky clean and I don't have any homework; wow that's first. Yay I'm free to converse online as long as I want.
KitsunesGrin: HELLO MY SHADOWLIKE FRIEND!
OverShadowed: what's up with you? You sound like you're having a sugar rush.
KitsunesGrin: NO I'M JUST IN A GOOD MOOD.
OverShadowed: why?
KitsunesGrin: I don't have any homework and I haven't been teased at school for the past two weeks.
OverShadowed: and why's that.
KitsunesGrin: because that bastard that always makes fun of me has been too preoccupied lately.
OverShadowed: you're pleased by the simplest things.
KitsunesGrin: so I like being happy. Is there something wrong with that?
OverShadowed: no, I think it's endearing.
KitsunesGrin: huh? That's a big word, what's it mean?
OverShadowed: sigh it means I think you're cute.
KitsunesGrin: you've never seen me before. How can you say I'm cute?
OverShadowed: are you really that slow?
KitsunesGrin: NO!
OverShadowed: sure…
KitsunesGrin: I'm not. I was just kidding.
OverShadowed: uh huh, right.
KitsunesGrin: you're mean Kage-kun. I don't like you anymore.
OverShadowed: you don't mean that.
KitsunesGrin: yes I do! XP.
OverShadowed: aw, I'm hurt. I guess that means you wouldn't want to go with me to the Descending Leaf Dance.
KitsunesGirn: dance?
OverShadowed: yup
KitsunesGrin: No I was kidding, I wanna go with you.
OerShadowed: no ,no, you said you didn't like me anymore.
KitsunesGrin: you're mean.
OverShadowed: if you keep saying things that are meant to upset me, I won't change my mind.
KitsunesGrin: fine I don't want to go with you, so there.
OverShadowed: well I want to go with you.
KitsunesGrin: then stop rejecting my offer.
OverShadowed: you never asked me.
KitsunesGrin: why should I ask you. You're the one being mean.
OverShadowed: you're so stubborn. Just ask me and I'll go with you
KitsunesGrin: I'm stubborn? I don't want to go with you, I'll find someone else.
OverShadowed: okay then. I'll go with one of the girls who have already asked me.
KitsunesGrin: fine, you do that. I hope you have fun with her then!
OverShadowed: is you want me to then I will.
KitsunesGrin: FINE!
OverShadowed: fine.
KitsunesGrin: then bye. I hope you're happy you've killed my good mood.
KitsunesGrin signed off.
'What a jerk. He's so mean to me', thought Naruto as he signed off and went to lie down. 'He's such a fun killer. I don't' want to talk to someone who treats me like that…I'm tired, need nap'
"Maybe I went too far", Sasuke said as he stared at the last thing KitsunesGrin had typed. "I really do want to go with him I shouldn't have played around with him so much. I guess I'll apologize when he's back on again."
The raven haired manipulator decided dwelling over what Kit had said wasn't going to help things. Instead he got up and walked over to his closet to look foe something to wear to the dance, that's if he could actually get his fox friend to forgive him.
After rummaging around for some time he decided that this was a complete waste of his time. What did it matter what he wore. Uchiha Sasuke didn't give a shit what people thought about him, so why should he have to put effort into impressing them. All he cared about was if his Kit would forgive him. Giving up on finding an outfit, Sasuke nonchalantly walked back to his computer to see if he was back yet.
Naruto couldn't sleep after he had lied down. Thoughts of Kage-kun had kept him from relaxing. The blonde really did want to go to the dance with him; even it he was acting like a big jerk. But that was how Kage-kun always was. He could be a acting like a big jerk one minute, then he'd say something what would make Naruto blush with fury. God, they hadn't even met, and already this guy could make Naurto's heart flutter.
After about thirty minutes of just laying down, the blonde couldn't control his boredom any longer, so he walked lazily back to his computer. Naruto sighed back onto his screen name and scanned his buddy list. OverShadowed was on, but currently idle.
'That jerk! He didn't even wait for me to return', Naruto mentally fumed. 'Well when he comes back I'll him a piece of my mind'
KitsunesGrin: you jerk you didn't wait for me!
OverShadowed: was I supposed to?
KitsunesGrin: it's the least you can do after being so mean to me.
OverShadowed: you're still mad about that?
KitsunesGrin: YES I'm still mad about that.
OverShadowed: you really are stubborn.
KitsunesGrin: there you go again.
OverShadowed: let me finish.
KitsunesGrin: okay.
OverShadowed: I'm sorry, I went too far. But it's fun making you mad.
KitsunesGrin: not making me feel better.
OverShadowed: I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me?
KitsunesGrin: and you call me slow.
OverShadowed: what's that supposed to mean?
KitsunesGrin: it means ask me to the dance and I'll forgive you.
OverShadowed: will you go to the dance with me, you stubborn jackass?
KitsunesGrin: Ask more politely.
OverShadowed: grr I'm not asking you again. Either you accept or not.
KitsunesGrin: say please.
OverShadowed: Dammit! Fuck this, I don't care anymore!
KitsunesGrin: aw don't say that.
OverShadowed: you know what, now you're going too far.
KitsunesGrin: aw come on, I was just kidding.
OverShadowed: I don't care.
KitsunesGrin: don't be mad. I'll go with you if you stop being mad.
OverShadowed: I said I don't care. I didn't even want to go.
KitsunesGrin: then why did you ask?
OverShadowed: because I wanted to spend time with you.
KitsunesGrin: aw Kage-kun's so sweet.
OverShadowed: shut up, I'm still mad at you.
KitsunesGrin: but will you go with me?
OverShadowed: NO!
KitsunesGrin: please?
OverShadowed: no, I don't like being around people.
KitsunesGrin: then meet me on the roof of the first building. Since the dance is in the quad we'll still be able to hear the music.
OverShadowed: maybe…
KitsunesGrin: please go. You said you wanted to spend time with me.
OverShadowed: fine, I'll meet you on the roof at eight.
- AN: I just love typing dialogue it so fun! Witty repartee is always great to come up with. It's also easy since I spend so much time talking in my own head.(yes, I'm insane, I know)
Anyways if anyone noticed I changed the summary on the out side of the story. I know it originally said NaruSasu but since this is my first online story I didn't know it made a difference which name came first. As much to my horror, I found out later that it did matter, so I'm sorry. This story will be a SasuNaru story just to let you guys know. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but again this story is SasuNaru. Hope you all liked this chapter, I'll try to update as soon as possible, but finals are coming up so don't expect much.
Huh...You guys know what i just noticed? i apologize for something in almost every single one of my chapters(actually i don't think there's been a chapter where i haven't apologized for something) Anywho i think i need to learn to be more assertive, so from now i pledge to apologize only every other chapter. Or less if i can help it... --Stoic Observer