*off of hiatus*
No SNK Character belongs to me
Alright, first off, who came up with the idea that I love potatoes?
(Wasn't it forgotten already? Tch)
You all do realize that it was just because I was too famished that day for training right? And so I snuck to the kitchen and stole the first thing I saw-a potato-and now I'll never hear the end of it, thanks to that. And technically it wasn't really stealing either, that potato was just SITTING on that counter, waiting to be consumed, steam seeping out of it, and oh my goodness that scent was beautiful, the essence of that holy aroma…and it tastes best when there are layers of cheese slathered on, topped with roast beef….the beauty of it all…
Oh sorry about that!
*ahem*
I know Connie makes a big stink about that incident every now and then, but the truth is that I really don't munch on potatoes every minute! I eat it as a staple, just like Mikasa-san and Captain Levi, so why should I be the only one teased? At least tease Connie too! He almost eats as much as I do! Speaking of which, are you all idiots? CONNIE is my dear BROTHER…WHOM I LOVE! In a platonic way. Really. I'd never exactly FALL for someone who has the last name Springer anyways. Besides, my standards are HIGHER than him (literally, people, he is just two centimeters taller than Captain). Come on people! He's Connie, my best friend! What do you expect me to feel?
We are here in the Corps to fight! Not to develop lovey-dovey relationships!
STOP with the disgusting sex scenes, I'll bet my next meal that it's not doing any good for your brain! Besides, if my dad or Connie ever finds out what is happening on this site…*shudders*
Lots of PLATONIC love (because I wouldn't want any more love stories written about me),
Sasha Blouse
*ducks from the rotten potatoes*
I am so sorry, it was kinda difficult to put that country girl into her...
THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME, I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER I LOVE U ALL...okay, I'm sorry.
WHO IS NEXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTT?