3 minutes ago
"So ready to start?" asked Jinx. Sona nodded. "Always so quiet. You're definitely a shy one."
"Okay reach behind you and grab the smoke grenade that's on my side." Sona reached behind a grabbed it.
"Hey watch where you're touching. You already got a big pair, so don't steal mine." Sona blushed at what she grabbed, but soon found what she is looking for. "Great! When I give the signal, pull the pin and drop it. Then, I'll take it from there, and we can blast off."
Sona was wondering what she meant by blasting off. Maybe it was just running off on top of the roofs of buildings towards the setting sun. Or it could be a rocket powered car parked somew-EEP.
Sona felt as if someone pinced her butt. EEP! Jinx pinched her again. "Was that the signal?"
thought Sona.
"Sig-naaaaaaaaaal." whispered Jinx.
"EEP! Okay stop pinching my bottom, that really hurt." Sona pulled the pin and dropped the smoke grenade. Suddenly, they were enveloped in the smoke bubble. "So hope this goes as plan. Wondering what she got pla- where did that rocket come from and why is she tying a rope around me?"
"Get ready, Double-D's. We're about to blast off in 3...2...1"
"Is it too late to change my mind?" D:
"BLAST OFFFFFFFF!" screamed Jinx.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Jinx rode the rocket while Sona was hanging from behind. "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"
"Wheeeeeee!" yelled Jinx. "Isn't this fun? Hey! You still alive back ther. Oh, looks like she passed out. Don't worry, we're almost to my base."
Meanwhile
"..."
"...Cait?"
"Yeah?"
"We're screwed, aren't we?
"Sigh, yeah we are."
"Well then...FFF-."
Back at Sona and Jinx
CRASHHH! The rocket crashed into the clocktower, which was the highest building in Piltover. The greatest hiding place for a genius like Jinx.
"Finally, home sweet home! Welcome to my humble abode. Make yourself comfortable while I get something to eat. Oooooor you can just pass out on the floor." Jinx went up to the unconscious lady and kicked her a bit. "Is she dead? " Jinx observed the passed out blue-haired lady, it looks like she is holding onto that instrument like it was her life. Must be important to her.
"She appears to be passed out." said Fishbones, as she examined her. "She looks really fragile and vulnerable."
"You shouldn't take advantage of an unconscious lady. You're terrible of thinking that."
"Jinx, you're also thinking about it"
"Ah, good point. Teehee."
"Pushing matters aside, Jinx, look closely at her leg. Doesn't it look bruised and swollen?"
"Yea that definitely gonna leave a mark."
"Shouldn't we help her out?"
"Why should I? She's just a stupid big-boobed slut."
"Is that jealousy I hear?"
"N-n-no! Stop teasing me Fishbones!"
"Okay, I will, but you do owe her for helping you out."
"Fiiiiiiine, the faster the better she can get out. Help me out Fishbones."
An hour later
Sona woke up. She was curious as to where she was. It looked like a laboratory of some sorts. There were bullet casing everywhere. Guns and grenades littered the place. There were machines and wires scattered everywhere. The bathtub was filled with bullet casings. The only thing that wasn't covered in weaponry was the bed she slept on.
"Good morning string-lady. I made you breakfast in bed." Sona was presented scrambled eggs and bacon in bed. "You shouldn't move your legs for while. Fishbones said that a good rest can fix that swollen ankle. Here hold this ice to your ankle."
Sona was surprised by the bedside care she was receiving. This was the same woman who blew up a hotel, held her at rocket launcher-point, and blasted her off while hanging off a rocket. She was lucky she didn't die of a heart attack after all that happened. The eggs she made are good. She did an excellent job on bandaging my leg. Maybe she isn't all that ba-.
"EEK! A SPIDER! GET HIM FISHBONES."
"On it m'lady." KA-BOOM!
"Nevermind." thought Sona. Since she was resting to heal her leg, She decided to practice her on her etwahl for the time being before the recital tonight. After a minute of practicing, Jinx joined her on the bed.
"Sounds really smoothing and relaxing. What kind of voodoo magic is it?" asked Jinx.
Sona pouted. It wasn't magic, just her skills and years of practice. Sona continued to ignore Jinx as she continued practicing on her etwahl.
"Are you really ignoring me, the majestic and greatest Jinx? Or maybe you're playing charades. Ooh ooh I love that game!" Sona swayed her head. "No? So why can't you talk? Lolcat got your tongue?"
"..."
"I like you, we're gonna be a great hostage."
Sona pouted again.
"Haha just kidding."
"I think I may know what the problem is." inquired Fishbones.
"You think you're smarter than me, huh, punk?"
"Ignore my partner here. Ms. Pretty Woman, are you by any chance a mute?" asked Fishbones.
Sona blushed and nodded her head.
"Just what I deduced."
"Ohhhhhh that makes alooooooot of sense. Now, I guess I won't know her name then.
Sona just thought up of something. She pulled out the Grand Hall itinery and presented it to Jinx. She pointed her name on the pamphlet.
"Hmmm, Sona Buvelle, the Maven of Strings, opening act with her solo of the etwahl." Jinx read. "So you're name is Sona, string-lady?"
Sona nodded. "Nice to meetcha Sona, the names Jinx, stands for Jinx! Durr. I like you and your music. Wanna spend the night here and be my new best buddy?'
Sona didn't know what to do. She was happy to make a new friend, but she had something important to do. It was the reason why she was in Piltover the first place. Sona swayed her head and showed Jinx the time the performance was starting.
"Oh I see, I guess I did promise to let you go." Jinx said dejectedly. "Well, guess this is goodbye, then."
"She looks really sad. If only there was something I can do to make it up for her." thought Sona, then suddenly she had an idea. She grabbed Jinx's hands and pointed to her, then pointed at the brochure.
"You're inviting me to your performance?" asked Jinx.
Sona nodded happily.
"Well, since you play a mean mini-harp, I guess I'll go." Jinx sounded a bit off putting, but deep inside, Jinx was really happy that a friend invited her to go somewhere with her. "Alrighty, let's go. Grab on tight to me, so we won't be late." Jinx suddenly grabbed Sona and jumped out of the clocktower.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh."
