"As your manager, it's your job to make this the best performance this crowd has yet to see, and my job is to rake in all the money you get, let's say 70-30?" said band manager, Jinx.
"When the hell did we make you manager?" asked Mordekaiser. I'm the leader, and you're only getting 10%.
"Woah now, who died and made you leader?" asked Karthus. "I certainly have the voice that reaps souls."
"Guys, we only got 5 minutes before the show starts. Can you listen to me so we can plan our playlist, as your leader?" said Yorick.
"WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAYYYY?" yelled Karthus and Mordekaiser.
"How come only 10%? The contract that we signed said that me and my girl get 90%." said Jinx.
"We never even signed a contract, you two just came out of nowhere and asked to join your band, when technically, you're joining our group as temporary members. You're lucky we needed keyboardist. Let's hope you can shred as great as THE CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE!" screamed Mordekaiser.
"WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD NAME OUR BAND!?" yelled Karthus. I thought we agreed on THE REQUIEM."
"I thought OMEN OF DEATH was a unique band name." said Yorick.
"LET'S GET WASTED!" yelled Olaf as he smashed an empty beer can to his face.
"That's a terrible band name." said Mordekaiser.
"Wait, that's what we're talking bout, buuurp."
"Are you still drinking you ignorant drunk? We need you in perfect condition."
"I play better drunk."
"That's what you said when we engaged in that team fight, but noooooo, you had to go drinking with Gangplank and Graves on top." said Karthus.
"Hey, at least we won."
"Are you an idiot, we lost 57-18. Which I still question on how you out-drank the Baron."
"Heh, I'm a fierce opponent in a drinking battle. I could come close to Gragas."
"I bet I can beat you in a drinking battle, you overgrown bearded drunk!" said Jinx.
"Are you even legal to drink?" asked Yorick.
"Maaaybe, but I'm definitely legal enough to blow up this stage. Anyways, I have this song I want you to guys play." Jinx dug inside her back pockets. She pulled a wrinkled piece of paper with words scribbled on it. "I came up with the idea of having my own theme song if I ever get my own TV series or movie. It's a work in progress, but here, go ahead and sing this first. It goes something like this...blah blah blah... "COME ON, SHOOT FASTER, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF-"
"Will you shut up, besides we already got a setlist to play from."
"You're a big-fat boned meanie. Isn't that right, Bloody Maven?" asked Jinx.
Sona looked at her bandmates. These were people she fought with before on the Fields of Justice. Here she was, in front of a closed red curtain, bout to perform in front of thousands of people, but she didn't expect to perform in these conditions, in a band and a whole new wardrobe.
Jinx took her shopping to some pretty sketchy places. Right now, Sona was wearing a black dress that went all the way to her feet, a really tight black corset, a pair of spiked bracelets, and a long red, alluring wig to disguise herself. The way the black corset hugged her body was very embarrassing to her, she blushed as red as the wig she was wearing. It definitely showed off her cleavage. She felt all eyes were looking down her chest as she passed many people along the way. It was even more embarrassing that Jinx had to be in the fitting room with her. She could dress herself, but Jinx told her she needed perfection and fitted correctly. Jinx said it would show off her "death metal" charm point. Maybe her blue dress was to average looking, but this was clearly too bondage-like. Jinx was giving her advice on how to act on stage. "After the song is over, make a fist into the air and stick out your middle finger. It's like a peace sign for rock concerts." Sona was glad to have a teacher like her to teach her new things about "rocking out."
Another surprise to her is how Jinx managed to create a band within a span of less than an hour. There was her and four others she knew: Mordekaiser on guitar, Karthus the singer, Yorick on bass, and Olaf on drums. With her included as the keyboardist, this would make an unnamed 5 person band.
"I got it, you guys are gonna be the JINXALICIOUS ROCKET SUPER AWESOME BOOM BOOM POW SUPER ROCK BAND, EVER!"
"..."
"That might be too long." thought Sona.
"One minute to curtains up." said a crew worker.
"Crap I gotta get outta here, break a leg guys, and good luck to you Sonaaa."
"Right, I'll do my best."
"Guys we're about to debut as the greatest band in Piltover, no, the whole world." said Mordekaiser.
"Get ready to give 200% of heavy metal rocking." said Karthus.
"We'll be famous and top the charts." said Yorick.
"When this is over, drinks are on me." said Olaf.
"Really."
"...maybe?"
"Well, let's go drinking when this is all over then."
The curtains roll up as the band is facing the audience. Fog rolls in as the lights start to dim. The audience were in shock and murmuring to each other at the atrocities the band was wearing. Mordekaiser walks up to the microphone and started his pre-show speech.
"The era of metal has begun. And metal shall prevail, for we know what they have done.
Five legends of our realm, who sought to follow the path of their dark musings.
But they did not know what they had summoned.
To these creatures, there is but one thing left to do."
"TIME TO ROOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!" screamed Mordekaiser.
"DEATHFIRE GRASP!" yelled Karthus.
Everyone started playing on their instruments with the levels that could match a stadium and intensity of a league match. The audience were surprised at first and was welcomed into a whole new genre of what that was not classical music.
"Fighting shadows, in their haunting guise.
Smiting the wicked baron, and unlease my might."
"This is really a suprise for a final performance." said Caitlyn.
"I know, but this TOTALLY ROCKS." yelled Vi as she was starting to headband. "So much better than all the other boring performances. I think I'm gonna be a fan of these guys."
"Doesn't that lady on stage look kinda familiar."
"Probably a rock goddess, look how awesomely plays that keyboard."
"When we face our final hour, in the darkest rift.
Come what every may, I'll be the death of you."
"Hey, I think I know that girl, that's Sona." exclaimed Ezreal. "When did she rock in a band?"
"Just today." said Jinx next to him. "GO SONA, BLAST THAT MUSIC UP TO 100!"
"WOOO! GO SONAAAAAA!" yelled Ezreal. He never realized that the greatest terrorist was right next to him. Heavy metal was very distracting.
"After channeling my power, Your end will be swift.
Now there's nothing in my way, You'll feel my deathfire grasp!"
Sona played as intensely and faster than she ever played before. The only advice she got from her band mates it to follow along and play as they go. She was keeping up the best she can, her new keyboard where Jinx got from who know where, was blasting loud vibrations and sound. Sona had one thought while performing. "Is this what rock is? This...is...FUN!" Sona was happy that she got to play something that tested her abilities. She was smiling the biggest she got, forgetting the sadness she experience hours ago.
"Clashing minions, ravaged fields of war.
Everyone in the audience started rocking and headbanging, there was even a mosh pit in the middle of the crowd. It was like everyone lost their inhibitions and started to act like wild animals. The hardcore music has brought about feral instincts inside the mild-mannered people.
Manifest my dominion, total chaos restored.
The song ended and everyone in the crowd wanted more of the heavy metal rocking music. People were asking around what the band name was.
Mordekaiser cried into the microphone, "WE AREEEEEEE...er...ummm...damn should've thought of something, crap what was it?"
"Time to bring out the fireworks." Jinx pressed the button that would lit the stage with rounds of fireworks blasting around.
"Didn't we forget to get fireworks?" questioned Fishbones.
"Then what did we install by the stage?"
KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
The stage exploded and launched all five members flying outside the grand hall. Everyone in the audience screamed in panic looking for a way to get out of here. The stage was empty and debris were everywhere.
"PENTAKILLLLLLLL" cried Jinx in joy.
"Is Sona okay, though." said Fishbones.
"Crap, we gotta find her, let's blow this Popsicle joint." Jinx sneaked her way out of here, avoiding the police.
"Was Pentakill the name of the band?" said an audience member.
"I think it was." said another.
"OH GOD SOMEBODY HELPY MY HAIR, IT'S ON FREAKIN FIRE!" yelled Draven running around in the circle. "NOT MY MUSTACHE TOO!"
Outside the Grand Hall
There were all 5 members just burnt up from the explosion and lying there.
"I...don't...we're ready...to debut, yet." cried Mordekaiser.
"True...that." Yorick then passed out.
"Maybe...a new genre...something...more tame...like classical." Karthus quietly said.
"Is this what a hangover feels like?" asked Olaf.
"I just want to go home and rest." cried Sona.
"Hey hey hey, there you knuckleheads are. Awesome performance! Too bad it ended with a bang. Wondered whose idea was it to put bombs instead of fireworks."
"..." all the members looked at her scornfully.
We should do this again! We should do a celebration to the new band. Let's go drinking at the bar."
"..."
"I just want to slee-"
"Sure sounds like a good idea. We're going to need a lot of alcohol to and booze to keep this party alive."
"YAY! Let's go, c'mon Sona!"
"But, but, but, I never gone drinking before."
A/N: I would like to thank the reviews and favorites from the people reading this. This is my first fanfiction ever. I usually read alot, but this is a first I'm writing. To answer some questions, this is a friendship, not a slash fic, between Jinx and Sona. It sounds awesome at first, but doesn't fit into it, but maybe in the future on how the story develops. Another thing, I will be leaving for Vietnam next week, so don't expect any new stories until I get back next month, but when I do, it's back to my updates. In the meantime, have a great summer break.
Also, the name of the song is called, "Deathfire Grasp." by Pentakill. Go watch it on youtube, it sounds alot better if you hear it.
Next Chapter: It's the Hangover Arc