A/N: This is by far the funniest and longest chapter I wrote. Here's the final part of the Drunk saga. Enjoy.

11:00 pm The Streets

"WEEEEEEE! Nothing can stop us now. We're free to rule the night." said Jinx as she was running down the streets with Sona following behind.

"Where shall we head off to Jinxy?" asked Sona.

"Hmmmm, I got some places in mind."

11:12 pm Zoo

"Faster! Faster!" yelled Jinx as she was riding a rhino with the words "Property of Jinx" spraypainted in pink on the rhinos. Sona was giving some monkeys a hair dye job, too.

"Don't they look beautiful?"

"Yep, they sure do. Let's go release more animals." Jinx hopped off the rhino and explored the zoo. Many animals were asleep, but the loud noises made by the pair (mostly Jinx) woke up some of the animals. "These two animals look strange, kinda ugly if ya ask me."

"Who you calling ugly, bitch." said Renekton.

"Do not compare me to this degenerate of a reptile." said Nasus.

"Woooooow, talking animals, or just robotic animals. C'mon do some tricks!" Jinx started to throw some peanuts at both of them.

"Like hell I'd stoop so low to perform parlor tricks for your entertainment."

"Why don't you release me now, and I will spare your life. It's all his fault that we got stuck here."

"Me? You're the one that decided to attack me in a goddam city."

"And you had to get us caught by the police, good going, croc freak."

"Why don't you shut the hell up and whine some more, like the dog you are."

"If it wasn't for this stupid cell, I would bash your brains in and skin you into the latest trend of Crocs. Who puts two intelligent creatures into, not human jail cells, but zoo jail. This is hurting my pride being a showcase for this stupid hell of a city."

"Yeah, when I get out of here, I'm taking over this city and burning it down, then I'm gonna go after you, poodle."

"Fellas, fellas, I feel your pains of being trapped in here. Being stuck in a cell sucks, believe me, I've been there, but stick with me, I'll grant your revenge, but on one condition."

"What do you have in mind, blue-haired kid?" asked Nasus. Sona went up to him and started to pour him a large glass of the strongest whiskey, and she gave another to Renekton. "What's this?"

"No fighting with each other, and finish that cup. I promise ya it aint poisoned. Believe me, me and Sona just finished a cup awhile ago."

Both of them stared at the drink and to each other. "Well, it beats stuck in here as a showcase animal. Truce?" asked Renekton.

"Fine, truce." Both Nasus and Renekton clinked their drinks and downed the drink. "Uggghhhhhhh. What is this stuff? This concoction is really strong."

"Don't worry, it'll kick in a few minutes."

"So how are you going to get us out of here.?" asked Renekton.

"Just back-up and let the leader do all the work." Jinx raised her bazooka at the cages.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, no no no no NO NO NO NO NO!" yelled both of them

BOOOOOOOM!

11:34 pm Highway

"Faster, they're beating us. You call yourself a racer." yelled Jinx as she was seated behind Renekton on a motorcycle. They were speeding down the city highway racing against the other pair on the mororcyle: Nasus and Sona. Sona's hands were waving as she was smiling at how fast and fun riding a motorcycle was. Nasus and Renekton were excited at their first time riding a motorcycle. Nasus's tongue was hanging out, enjoying the fast speed of the open air.

"PULL OVER YOU TWO."

"Aww crap it's the cops. What should we do Sona?" asked Nasus. Sona looked behind her.

"Ooooo, pretty lights. Oops I dropped my cotton candy." The first police car swerved off due to slipping on the cotton candy, which resulted in a 5-car collision crash. "Awww no more lights."

"Great job, Sona. Ooh Ooh take us there!"

11:50 pm Casino

"Four of a kind!" said Renekton.

"Royal Flush!" said Nasus.

"King me!" said Jinx.

"Bingo!" said Sona.

"Ha ha, well that's too bad you bunch of newbies. I win...cuz I sunk your battleships." said a drunken Graves.

"You guys do know this is 21 you're playing?" said Twisted Fate

"...GRAB THE CHIPS AND RUN!" All four of them grabbed as many chips and ran out of the casino with them.

"Don't they know they need to cash the chips in, buncha drunks."

11:59 pm Outside the Clocktower

"In 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYBODY!" everyone started cheering and started throwing confetti everywhere and starting their sparklers and noise makers. Sona grabbed Jinx by the head and gave her a passionate kiss. "Happy New Year's Sona." said Jinx after they kissed.

"Here's to another year with you, honey."

"Wait a sec, isn't it still July?" asked a small girl with red hair and in a purple dress and holding a teddy bear. Everyone stopped and stared at the girl that brought about this sudden realization.

"..."

"... LET'S CELEBRATE STILL." The group started to dance and cheer for the new year.

"This is why I don't get adults, but they seem fun." said Annie.

12:47 pm Strip Club

"Kyaaaaaaaaaa." fan-girl screamed Sona and Vi.

"STRIP! STRIP! STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!" chanted both Jinx and Caityln. They both started to make it rain all over the stage. On the stage was a sexy figure dancing was all oiled up in a tight, sexy bunny suit. The stripper had on a one-piece bathing suit, sexy net stockings, bunny ears, a poofy tail, and a helmet.

"Give it up foooooooor, BUNNY SUIT MANTHEON!" said the DJ. Apparently it was ladies' night at the club. Jinx, Sona, Vi, and Caitlyn were cheering on the sexy Spartan dancing on a pole. It was such a rare event that even Taric travelled all the way to Piltover for this. He even started throwing gems and emeralds on the stage.

"Ow ow ow! Stop throwing those rocks, dammit. Hey wait a sec, half of these money are fake...Jinx Bux?"

1:11 am Royal Palace

"Lovely for you fair maidens to join my late night tea party." said Cho'gath who was supporting a top hat, monocle, and bowtie.

"Yes, quite." said Sona with a tea cup in her hand, also wearing a monocle.

"Indubitably." said Jinx, wearing not one, but two monocles.

They all took a sip of their tea. Suddenly, Jinx spat all her tea out. "What the fuck is this shit!? This is grosssssss!"

"That child is the essence of the fresh tea leaves of Runeterra."

"It needs more alcohol." as she dumped out her tea and filled the cup with whiskey. She threw the bottle down at the floor. "Oh where are my manners, pinky out."

1:28 am Arcade Center

"No can defeat me, for I am the greatest foe you will never have the chance to beat. For I am, ARCADE HECARIM, Fear my dance dance revolutionary pro dance skills."

"It's on, Rainbow Unicorn Attack!" challenged Jinx. Both were showing off their skills on the DDR stage. Both were evenly matched on the hardest and fastest level ever.

"You're quite the match, young lady, but none can outshine better than me!"

"I'm just getting warmed up." It was a close match of ups and downs, and left and rights. After a few minutes, there was one winner who won by a little over 200 points.

"YES! In your face, My Little Pony reject!

"You have bested me in my own game, and for that I grant you the title, "DDR QUEEN."

"A worthy title for a worthy dancer. Sonasonasonasona, I won look!" Sona was distracted at the newest game there, Keyboard Hero. "Wow, you're really good at this, and you're playing on the most difficult mode."

"This is such a fun and casual game." Sona wasn't even breaking a sweat as she got hi-score on it.

2:20 am Robot Manufacturing Factory

"Please stop messing with my robots!" cried Heimendinger. Sona and Jinx were dancing, specifically the Waltz with the robots.

"But we're trying to dance here."

"I can't believe I get to go to prom." happily cried Sona. "I hope I win Prom Queen."

"In your dreams, Sona! Me and Mr. Roboto here will win Prom King and Queen.

"What are you guys talking about? Stop dancing with the robots, they don't even have the function to move their joints in a sporadic pattern. The core energy won't be able to support the transmission function on the joints. It's engineering isn't capable of that."

"So why don't you rewire the configurations in the software computer export and rearrange the energy outputs on a molecular scale. Then, the hydraulics will pump at a steadier rate on the joints, enabling them to freely move in a 360 pivot point." countered argued Jinx.

"I-I...well...yes...that could work if I did that." said a dumbfounded Heimendinger. "I should go back to the original blue prints and find the tools to rearrange the mech- wait a sec. THESE AREN'T DANCING ROBOTS! They're supposed to be robots capable of capturing criminals in Piltover."

"Like Jinx?" asked Jinx.

"Yes, criminals like her. When I get done with my robot army,BEEP the Piltover police will beg the greatest BEEP genius to mass produce these BEEP robots to save their city. Soon, all enforcement will be ruled by BEEP robo- doesn't anybody here that beeping noise? BEEP Where is that coming from?

2:32 am Outside the Factory

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Is he going to be okay?"

"MY ROBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!" they both heard a yell from a distance.

"Yea, he'll be fine."

2:58 am

"Like stealing candy from a baby."

"But we just broke into that candy store."

"Do you want your cotton candy or not?"

"Don't take my cotton candy."

"What a great haul we got here. Isn't that right, kid?"

"I'm not a kid." said Annie. "Thanks for all this candy. Come along Tibbers." The bear was carrying 4 big bags of candy, folliowing behind Annie.

"Don't forget to share all that candy with the other kids." yelled Jinx to Annie as she was skipping away.

"That was nice of her to join us, but did she have to burn down the candy store?'

"Ehhh, not my problem."

3:11 am In the Park

"Man, I can't believe we did so much in just one night." said Jinx as they were enjoying they big haul of candy.

"I'm surprised no one caught us yet." Sona was sucking on her lollipop.

"Yeah, the police really suck at just capturing two girls."

"WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! DROP THE CANDY AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"

"Jinx...I think, and I'm pretty sure I'm right...I think we're surrounded."

"Don't worry, we'll get out of this, no problem"

3:41 am Piltover Jail

"You just had to protect the bag of candies."

"But, but, but, all these goodies."

Jinx sighned, "Oh well, let me make a call, and we'll get out of here." Jinx pulled out a cell phone.

"Who you gonna call?"

"GHOST BUSTERS! Ha ha, force of habit. Ooo she picked up. Vi, baby, I'm throwing a party. Biggest party ever! Where at? Top floor VIP room suite of that nice hotel. Everyone's gonna be there. Hope you're not too drunk, because they're going to be top shelf bottles there. It's going to be craaaaaazy. Bring your partner along, she'll have a blast, too. By the way, can you stop by the Piltover jailhouse and pick me and Sona up. Cool, thanks babe. See ya soon. Love ya, babe." Jinx hung up. "Now we just gotta wait."

"No way that's gonna work."

3:50 am Outside the Jailhouse

"I can't believe that worked."

"Trust me,a drunk Vi stands for Victory... for Jinx. Thanks for the ride on your motorcycle, Idiot Vi."

"What did you just call me?" asked Vi.

"I said you're awesome, Vi!"

"Oh thanks!" grinned a drunk Vi. "Now where's that party at, time to get my drunk on!"

"Don't worry, leave the party planning to me. I'm going to invite everyone, and I mean everyone to our party. We'll call it, Sexy Sona Party Extravaganza. No way they can refuse that."

"Yay, can't wait for the party."

12:00 pm the next day

"I still can't remember anything at the party. I stayed up soooooo late. I can only remember bits and pieces of last nights, but I know for sure we did a lot of illegal things. I hope it wasn't too bad." Sona gave another look around the room. "Okay, it was that bad."

Suddenly she heard a yawn from the bed she woke up from. "What a nice nap I had last night." said Jinx. Sona scrambled on top on Jinx with a determined question to ask.

"Jinx! Good thing you're awake now. Please tell me anything you can remember last night."

Jinx closed her eyes and scrunched her face real hard. "I remember...I remember... that I forgot to brush my teeth last night. Now my breath smells bad, yuck." Sona sighed, now she won't ever get an answer. "But, all I can say is that last night was fun."

Even though a lot has happened these past few hours, there was not a moment when Sona wasn't smiling. This cheered up Sona quite a bit. "Yeah, you're right it was the most fun I had in awhi-."

"WAIT A SECOND!" exclaimed Jinx. Sona was surprised by Jinx's rise in volume.

"What is it Jinx?"

"I...I can...I can read your mind."

Suddenly, it hit her, Jinx and Sona were actually communicating with each other. When did they realzie this? It must be time they spent so close to each other that they are now on better terms with each other. Usually, the only people who can speak with her on a telepathic-scale are her family back in Demacia, her summoners, and now Jinx. Jinx jumped up and gave Sona a hug. "Finally, I can now understand you. This is the greatest thing to happen. They both were happy how this turned out.

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Sona and Jinx stopped and heard a ringing somewhere close to them.

"Is that you're phone?"

"Nope, I have a much better ringtone. Probably someone's phone here." Just then, someone picked up the cell phone.

"Hello, Vi speaking." she said in a sleepy and groggy voice. "What? Stop yelling, you're going too fast. You said that someone broke in a VIP suite and threw a party with a bunch of drunk people? Pftt, what kind of dumb-asses can get away with this? Which hotel was it? Okay, okay, let me get ready." Vi hung up the phone. "Ugh, my head's killing me. Cupcake honey, can you wake me up in 5 min. We got an illegal break-in to a hotel room.

"Mmmm, what hotel is it?"

"Something like, triple...ummm...was it bee?"

"Was it called the Triple Tree Hotel?"

"Yea, that's the one. How did you know?"

"Well, from the bath towel insignia. I can deduce we're at the Triple Tree Hotel."

"Wow, what a coincidence, that saves us time then. I'm going to take a nap then." Vi went back to take a quick nap."

"... she'll figure it out soon enough."

Vi suddenly woke up in a flash, "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT IN A SHITSTORM OF TROUBLE.

"There we go."

"LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!" They quickly got dressed and ran out of the room.

During that whole time, Jinx and Sona quietly woke everyone up and told them to sneak out of the room. This was the party of the year, the Sexy Sona Party Extravaganza.

Next Time:

Jinx: It seems I'm kinda low on cash. Let's stop by the bank and withdraw some cash

Sona: Okay

An Hour Later

Police: We have you surrounded. Drop your weapons and let the hostages go.

Sona: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?