A/N: Back with another chapter. School is starting soon, so updates might not be frequent, but will still be ongoing. I would like to thank all the readers who favorite and followed this. The story gets better each chapter. Happy Readings!
"Maaaan, that was a close call there. Almost got caught by the police, there."
Using Fishbones as her ventriloquism, "Well, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't invited the Piltover police duo. You shouldn't have invited them to any part of your shenanigans."
"But Fishbones, they know how to party and have a good time. Can't believe they stripped all they way to their underwear. Tee hee. Did you get a good look at what Hat lady was wearing? I mean talk about adult lingerie right there. Right, Sona?
"How come I don't remember anything from last night? I can't believe I drank two cups last night. That's more that I usually can drink, and my head is really pounding right now. I may need some rest." said Sona as she sat down on a bench nearby.
Jinx went and sat next to Sona. "But it was one helluva fun night, right?"
"I enjoyed myself last night...I think, but one question."
"What is it, music lady?"
"What happened to my dress I was wearing last night?" Sona looked down at herself and noticed her dress was replaced by something more bright, bold, and hip. Sona was sporting a long purple maxi skirt with a rainbow patterned belt hanging from both sides. On her hands were green-knit fingerless gloves. With large red beads hanging around her neck and star pendents holding her hair in twin-tails. What bothered Sona the most was how little it was covering her. For her top, it was just a dark blue bikini. "I-i-it's embarrassing to be out here in public like this."
"But, now you're hip and cool-looking. Look, look." said Jinx as she was holding both her twin tails in both hands. "Matching blue twin-tails! Like what I did with your hair? It looks really cute on you."
Sona blushed, "T-Thanks, Jinx... wait that's not the point. Could I get something to cover myself with?"
"Mmmmmm, fine. We'll go shopping then."
Groooowllllllll. They both looked at each other. Sona looked down as she was embarrassed for herself.
"First, let's get something to eat, then get you a shirt."
"Okay." said Sona with a smile on her face.
"Great, I know this great restaurant that serves the tastiest and fluffiest pancakes. It's so warm in your mouth, complimented with their own-style of homemade syrup that it's to just die for. And and the deserts has this tast- oh crap." Jinx was digging around her bag and pockets.
"What is it, Jinx?"
"I maaaaaaay not have any cash on me, damn this sucks. Should've grabbed some from Fat hand's or hat lady's pockets. Sigh. You got any cash on you?"
Sona started looking around her pockets and just realized something. "My wallet seems to be in my original dress back at the hotel. So what are we going to do?"
"Don't worry, we'll just stop by my bank and withdraw enough cash to get breakfast and a new shirt for you."
"Okay, let's go."
At the Bank
Sona gazed at how big the bank was. It was like going to a museum. People were coming and going into the bank, mostly men and women in business suits. Sona felt that she and Jinx were just out of place here.
"Okay, we're here. This boring place here is my bank."
"It's really grand and marvelous."
"Eh, it's just a bank. Hey Sona. I got a surprise for you." said Jinx as she was digging into her bag. "But first, I want you to close your eyes and let me put this blindfold on you."
"Um...okay?" Sona let Jinx put the blindfold on her, but it didn't feel like one. It felt more like a mask covering her face. "I wonder what's the surprise is." thought Sona. Jinx grabbed Sona by the hand and dragged her in.
"Wait right here, I'll be back, and don't open your eyes until I say so."
"O-okay...I feel like I'm forgetting something here." After a minute of standing around patient, the sounds of a gunshots can be heard inside the building.
BANG BANG BANG! Sona panicked and opened her eyes. People started screaming and running outside the building. Alarms were blaring throughout the whole building. The people who didn't run outside were all laying on the ground except for one trouble-maker with a mini-gun pointed at the bank teller.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? Screamed Jinx. "I THOUGHT I TOLD ANY OF YOU PEOPLE NOT TO PRESS ANY STUPID POLICE BUTTONS. Didn't I say that, Fishbones?"
"You did say it nicely."
"Thank you, All I wanted was a withdrawal, isn't that too much to ask for?"
"Did you present proper validation? Said Fishbones.
"I totally did." Jinx pulled her wanted poster to Fishbone's face, or barrells. "See, this is me, but this lady here had to go and call the police. This would've gone much easier and smoother if you just gave me my money, but nooooooooooo, had to be a hero. I'm going to miss breakfast cause of you, moron bankie."
"J-j-j-jinx! W-what's going on here? Are you robbing a bank?"
"I'm not robbing a bank. This idiotic bitch here is being a stubborn asshole that won't give me my money."
"You're threatening her with your Fishbones."
"Fishbones is my lawyer that will back me up. Right honey?"
"Technically, in terms on how this is going...it's a bank robbery." said Fishbones in a stoic manner.
"You're no fun. This might take a while. Here, catch this." Jinx tossed Sona what looked like a pistol. "You're gonna need it."
"Why would I need a weapon?" cried Sona.
Police sirens could be heard outside the bank. It sounded like the whole police force is just right next door. Helicopters can be heard circling around the area. Men in uniform got out of their cars and surrounded all exits. Most were pointing their guns at the window. A tall man with a megaphone walked in front of the frontlines and held it towards his face. "Let the hostages go and surrender yourself peacefully." shouted the Defender of Tomorrow, Jayce.
"That's why." said Jinx.
"EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" Sona was in full-state panic, worried mode. "WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Running around in circles. Everyone was looking at her like a crazed person, flailing her arms around.
"CALM DOWN." Jinx tried to calm her down. "I'm thinking of something."
"I can't just calm down. They're going to get us. Then, they're going to yell at us. Then, send us to jail. I never been to jail. I'll never survive jail. I can't live my life in jail. I dont' wanna go to jail." cried Sona.
"We're not going to jail, twin-tails. Besides, no one knows it's you. Just keep that mask on, and you won't get identified." Sona relaxed a little. She wondered what kind of mask she was wearing that was concealing her identity.
Outside the Bank
"Sir Jayce, according to the reports, there are 16 hostages, and I have identification on the two criminals holding up the bank."
"Thank you fellow officer." Jayce quickly read through the file. "There's the infamous Loose Cannon, Jinx, with her one-of-a-kind rocket launcher. Her partner-in-crime is...Vi? This doesn't seem to be right.
"It's not." Caitlyn was next to Jayce with her sniper scope aimed at the inside of the bank. "It's definitely a mask she's wearing.
"Do you have a clear shot on both of them?"
"Jinx is not in my scopes, but her partner is out in the open."
"It's really unheard of for Jinx to partner up with someone. She's usually solo on crime sprees. It seems she allied herself with another criminal, but no matter. It will at least cut her help by a little. Officer Caitylen." Jayce pointed at the bank with a stern attitude. "Fire when you have a clear shot of the criminal."
"But sir, I may know who is behind the Vi mask."
"So which unlucky criminal has the guts to partner up with a crazy, selfish, stubborn, and unpredictable terrorist like her?" asked Jayce.
"I have reasons to believe that person there is Sona."
"..." Jayce slowly looked at Caitlyn with growing worries in his eyes. "Y-y-you're kidding, right? A-a-a-are you s-s-sure?"
"I'm fairly certain it's her. She may be forced to work for Jinx, but it's unknown for sure until we get more information on Jinx's intentions. Right now, behind that Vi mask is definitely Sona.
"...this is some GOD. DAMN. BULLSHIT!" Jayce screamed and lost his composure. "WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND MISS BUVELLE FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE'S INSIDE THE BANK CONSPIRING WITH THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.
"I'm afraid so, Sir Jayce." said Caitlyn.
"No no no no noooooo. This can't be happening. If words gets out that Sona is in a dangerous situation and out of our protection, our heads will roll and Piltover will burn to the ground.
"Sir, what are you talking about."
"...Demacia..." cried Jayce. "The whole Demacian army will destroy and overthrow this city if Sona gets hurt or worse, dies. King Jarvan IV worships Sona as if she was his queen. The king entrusted the Piltover police force to watch over her while she is in town. Which is why, your number one priority is to get Sona safely out of there."
"I will do my best to ensure her safety and defuse this hostage situation with Jinx."
"Thanks, I can always count on you, Officer Caitlyn, unlike your partner. Speaking of which, where is she? There is an important crisis happening now, and she can't make it here. Talk about incompetence."
"Officer Vi is somewhere around here. She said that she was going to beat the crap out of someone that stole her face. Something about this person looking...like...her...same face...stolen..."
"..."
"...god dammit Vi."
"SHOOT HER IF YOU HAVE TO!"
Inside the Bank
"Hey hey hey. Almost done withdrawing the money. Then we can get outta here. Ya know, this would've saved up all that hassle if you just did this in the first place. Next time I come here, I better get what I want, or I'm complaining to the manager of this place. How ya holding up Son-son babe?"
"I think...I'm doing okay." Sona took another glance outside the windows while holding the borrowed pistol. "WE ARE ROYALLY SCREWED! The whole street is flooded with cop cars and officers. We are never gonna escape from here." Sona's anxiety has risen again. "Why haven't they arrested us yet? I'm surprised that no one came and tried to captu-"
"HEY! What are you doing wearing a mask of my fa-" ZAAAAAPPPPPPP! Sona accidentally shot her pistol at the person who surprised her from behind.
"BZAAUUUGGGHHHH!" after being tazered by Jinx's zap gun. She passed out, laying on the bank floor.
"Did-did-did-did I kill her?" asked Sona with tears in her eyes. "omigoshomigoshomigosh I'm a murderer! I never meant for this to happ- wait, she looks familiar. Oh good, she's breathing, but why won't she wake up?"
"Fiiiiiiiinaly, got my cash, let's go get something to eat." said Jinx with a bagful of money behind her. "When did Fat hands get here? Oh there's my Zap gun. I thought I gave you a pistol, but here take this grenade just in case.
"But but but how are we going to get outta here. This place is surrounded and nowhere to go."
"He he he, well it looks like it's time for one of Jinx's disappearing acts. Music lady, get ready, cause we're going to get pancakes." Jinx said with a wide grin on her face, while Sona had a worried expression on her.
Outside the Bank (10 minutes later)
"Any word from Vi?" asked Jayce
"No, not yet. I'm afraid I lost contact with her. Worse, I can't seem to locate either Sona or Jinx."
"Don't worry, we have this place surrounded. Even if they escape through the air. We have helicopters to intercept them. Not even a rat can escape the police's grasp. Criminals shall coward under the mighty rule of the Defender of Tomorrow, Jayce." Caitlyn sighed.
Suddenly, the bank windows suddenly broke and smoke poured out of the windows. Then, the front doors blasted open, producing a massive amount of smoke, pouring out of the bank. Two figures ran out of the building. The only noticeable thing about them was that they had blue hair in pig-tailed style.
"CAPTURE THOSE TWO!" yelled Jayce. The police immediately detained the two, but whey they got a closer look, it didn't appear to be the dangerous criminal. "Wait a sec." Jayce got a closer look at them. "These are just normal civilians, just with blue haired pigtails and naked?" They were just down to their bra and panties.
"She-she took off all our clothes off and dyed our hair light blue." stuttered the civilian. "She said she was going to blow up the whole building, unless we all run outside."
"Don't worry, you're safe with u- wait whose we?"
"Commander, you're not going to like what you see." Caitlyn and Jayce were surprised about the crowd of people running out the building. Men and women were down to just their boxers, panties and underwear. Each one of them dyed their hair and styled their hair into pigtails.
"There's too many." exclaimed Jayce. "Every personnel, capture and identify each and every one of them. She must have blended into the crowd." The police went right into action. They have captured every person who escaped the bank. After a few minutes of searching through the crowd, Jinx and Sona were most likely not in the crowd. "Dammit, where could they be?"
Two security officers ran up to Jayce. "Commander sir, we have sightings of Jinx still hiding in the bank trying to fly off into the sky."
"Excellent news fellow officers. Everyone, we have her cornered. Storm the bank and capture her. Finally, today's the day that I, Jayce the Hero, captures the most elusive, worst criminal there is! I will bring down the hammer of justice on her." Jayce and the entire police force ran into the buidling. "Except you, Caitlyn, you watch the outside perimeters in case she-um-ugh-who am I kidding? I'm going to be the heroooooooooooo." he disappeared into the building.
"Jerk." murmured Caitlyn. "Where is Vi anyways?" Caitlyn waited patiently with her sniper scope hunting down the criminal and Sona. Something came to her while she was thinking. "Wait, if I was Jinx, would I try to escape into the air after pulling out an elaborate distraction like that? She knows the air is covered with helicopters." Her mind was racing with clues that led from one point to another. "Also, if the two officers saw her trying to fly off, wouldn't you naturally stop her, instead of reporting to Jayce. Something seems off about those two officers. Judging by the uniform, they must have been the security guard uniforms." Her intuitions went deeper into thought and looked at the crime at a different point-of-view. "If I was Jinx robbing a bank, wouldn't I knock out the security officers first? Of course she would. How would she esc-...wait...no...no no NO NO NO." Caitlyn panicked when she realized something of grave importance. She grabbed the nearest officer. "WHERE DID THOSE TWO SECURITY OFFICERS WENT!?"
"Um, I think they went down that street. They wanted to guard around the perimeters."
"We need to pull out everyone inside the bank and find those two security officers!"
"Umm, Officer Caitlyn, can I ask why we're after two security officers?"
"That's because..."
Five blocks away from the crime scene
The two security officers changed out of their uniforms and back into their original clothing. "Wow, that was such a close call with the police. It's gonna take them forever till they realize we have split. Can't believe I missed Fat hands getting zapped by you, LOL. Anyways, slight detour in the morning, but still a looooooot of fun there escaping the police once again. That hammer guy is such an idiot, more like Defender of Yesteday. And- hey, why'd you stop, Music lady, or should I say partner-in-crime." Jinx winked at her.
Sona took one glance at her, then looked down with a sullen expression.
"Sona, you look blue, I mean, not your hair, but your mood. Are you okay?"
Sona gathered herself and finally spoke, "Jinx, I don't think I can be with you anymore."
To Be Continued...