We're off to the safezone medbay, the wonderful safezone medbay, because because because glide is unconscious again -_-" (yea ik its getting old but she is not used to her form yet so it's going to be bumpy…errm… crashy for a bit longer)

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This "O.O"

Is for a jump through time past a boring part I felt didn't need to be written

And we start in first person with Glide (who else would it be?)

I woke up to a major processor ache ~ugh how many times have I landed on my head today?...note to self reinforce helm~ I hear a faint voice tickle my audios ~huh? Ugh my systems turned themselves down in the crash~ I set my systems back up to their respective levels

"Brother, the femme she moves" a clearly excited voice said

The response was somebot else making a "hmmm" noise

I onlined my optics to see a surprise... An orange bot leaning over me a little too close for my comfort and a blue one standing beside me with a quizzical look on his faceplates, in fact I was so surprised I panicked and my defense shield flared up sending the two bots flying in opposite directions. The orange one was sent over the berth parallel to the one I was on and ended up on the floor, and the blue one was sent crashing into a pile of crates with an open one landing on his head. At this I broke into a fit of giggles and apologies. ~OMP that was beyond hilarious~

"I'm *snicker* sorry *giggle* you startled *snicker* me" I couldn't help it but the situation was just too odd and awkward that I couldn't stop giggling. ~primus I sound like idiot~ The blue bot lifted the box off his head, tilted his helm and gave me an odd look.

"You are not being of afraid?" he asked

"No I'm not afraid but this is very awkward and..." I paused when I realized I was strapped down ~they must not trust me...~ "Is the reason in strapped to this medberth because I was near those self centered easily distracted seekers?"

"ummm...yes that is being why, are you not in league with Decepticons?" he asked obviously more confused than before

"Decepti-huh?" I asked ~where have I heard that before...~

That was when the orange one stood up rubbing his head "Oww" he stated "The floor is not being as soft as I am remembering" at this is started giggling again ~wow these two are adorably funny~

"Wow *giggle* you two are entertaining" I smiled then it quickly faded to a frown "... could these be loosened a little?" I asked " I can't feel my servos"

The blue one jumped up "Oh I will be getting Red Alert mam, she was wanting to be talking with you" with that he scampered out of the room

I looked over at the orange bot who still had his servo on his head "sorry" I said "you scared me and my defenses activated" I explained still smiling but containing the giggles

"It is being of fineness" he mumbled "Red Alert mam was being telling us not to be standing so close" he explained with a shrug

O.O

After Red Alert deemed me not a threat and, as the twins would say, "okie for dokie" ~I find that phrase absolutely silly and funny~ to leave I was drug out of the medbay by said twins to speak with a bot by the name of Jazz.

They took me down a few halls and then into a room where a mech was waiting ~Jazz I presume~ and sat me down in a chair at the table.

"Ah can take it from here" he said shooing the twins back out the door ~they don't look to happy about that~ I observed but they complied pouting all the wile

"Hey there femme my name es Jazz" he said as he turned to me ~ooooh cool acent this bot seams upbeat and also a bit sly better be careful he may be more dangerous than he puts on...~

~"yes yes he is"~

I Let out a shriek that would put Starscream to shame and jazz jumped and gave me a *WTFrag* look while I fanned myself while clutching my chest plate just over my spark ~noting how I was very obviously a femme~ and attempted to regain my composure

~"but he is also one of the few who would be more apt to help you"~

~oh hello primus and also THAK YOU FOR THE SPARK ATTACK~

~*chuckling* "Your welcome, also you may want to respond, Jazz is getting suspicions"~

"Hello" I said ~wow I sound so strained and painfull~ "Wait let me try that again" I added quickly

"Hello" I greeted in a sweet voice with a little wave of my servo

He gave me an unsure look "Well you're a strange femme"

"You have no idea...oh wait did I say that out loud?... My name is Glide by the way" I said with a dismissing wave of my servo hoping my previous comment was overshadowed by my social skills...or in this case lack thereof

"Well Glide... tha's a cute name... Ah have a few questions for ya" he sat down across from me ~hmmm that reply about my name seamed absent mindedly added he may not be wary of me as I thought... although slightly concerned~

"Ok, and thank you I rather like my name"

"First off where are you from?"

"I am fruuhhh...mmm...I...don't know..." I drew a blank in my memory banks and my processor made a loud *buzz* Jazz must have heard it because he straitened and he cycled his optics "ow" I flinched and placed my servo to the side of my helm

"Are you all right?" he asked concern showing on his faceplate

"Huh? Oh yea just having a bit of a problem with my memories... and an annoying buzzing in my thoughts"

His profecional look droped and went to one of complete concern "How bout this you tell me bout yourself from what you remember kay?" he spoke as if he was talking to a sparkling ~wow I feel slightly insulted now...~ I gave him a slight deadpanned look then shifted and tilted my helm

"Ok where should I start?" I asked

"how bout the earliest memory you can think of?" ~at least the sparkling treatment let up he must have seen how it insulted me...~

"hmmmm" I taped my chin trying to think "well the only one that not fuzzy is the one from this morning when I onlined in the middle of a crater with a the diagnostics of my systems flashing across my vision"

Jazz just stared at me blankly ~hehehe didn't expect that huh?~

"Not much to go on huh?" I asked "Well here are the basics of what I know about myself, my name is Glide, I apparently know a LOT of science especially about energy and anti-gravity, sometimes the information pops out of nowhere and I go in a babbling spree, I'm accident prone... well crash prone, a purple seeker by the name Skywarp hates me, I know a bit about basic repair and anatomy, and I have a tendency to talk to myself"

Hehehe this is another one of my favorite chapters of my story :-3 also...this page break line is being a pain and refused to go away so I put it down here *glares at line*