in a very strange place. It didn't look at all like Agrabah.
"Where are we?" asked Aladdin.
"Beats me," said Jafar.
"Maybe we could ask someone who lives around here where we are," said Aladdin. They saw a lot of panhandlers holding out jars to put quarters in.
"Sir, could you tell us where we are?" asked Aladdin.
"You are in the big city of New York," said the man.
The city was very crowded, though they were just glad they were with each other, not alone. They acted like they were just best friends to avoid getting made fun of.
"Hey sexy wanna hang out?" asked a very attracted blonde chick.
"I'm gay," said Aladdin. He figured he might as well admit it rather than hiding it.
"Oh is that your boyfriend?" asked the girl.
Aladdin nodded.
"Oh well that's SICK!" exclaimed the girl walking away.
"I guess that's not much different," said Aladdin.
"Nope," said Jafar. They spotted a resturant called Eddies.
"Wow I'm getting hungry arn't you?" asked Aladdin.
"Yes I'm starving!" exclaimed Jafar. The two walked in the resturant holding hands.
"Smoking or non?" asked the waiteress.
"Huh?" asked Aladdin.
"Well do you want people to blow smoke at you so your food tastes bad or no?" asked the waiteress as if she thought they were stupid.
"Well in Arabia we don't smoke," said Aladdin.
"Well we're not in Arabia now are we? Well, smoking or non?" asked the waiteress.
"Non," said Aladdin.
"Okay you two follow me," said the waiteress.
"Well do you want smoking or non?" asked the waiteress.
"If she keeps looking like that I'm going to start to think she wants me," said Aladdin.
"Tell her you're MINE and mine alone," said Jafar.
"You know it," said Aladdin.
"May I take your orders?" asked the waiteress.
The waiteress saw them holding hands and kicked them out of the resturant.
"Sorry no gays allowed," said the waiteress.
"Wow, this is worse than Agrabah," said Aladdin.