Starting out in Jazz POV just for the heck of it

After my little chat with Glide ~tha's an adorable name I wonder how she got it~

I wasn't sure what to think of the little femme she could be lying but that buzzing coming from her processor didn't sound too good ~dang if its loud enough for me ta ha'v been able to hear it even with mah sensitive audios ah can't imagine how loud it must have been in her helm~

"Hey Hide' the femme has amnesia and she made a crater" I said looking through the one way glass allowing me to see into the interrogation room Glide was being held in for the time being

Ironhide slowly turned his helm away from the glass and looked blankly at me "she did what?" the skepticism apparent in his voice

"She caused the crater that ah had some scouts check out a few vorns ago" I said casualy

"And she did that how?" Ironhide asked the question slowly still not having a grasp on the topic they were discussing

"...ah don't know" I scratched the back of my helm "All ah know is tha she knows she woke up in a crater with almos no memories an da few she can access are blurry"

We watched her silently for a few clicks

"Oh an her Name is Glide" I look at Ironhide

I was answered with a grunt

The femme in question was apparently bored out of her processor because at this current moment she was sitting upside down in a chair... with her back on the seat and pedes hanging over the back of the chair

"Ah got ta admit she has character" Jazz snickered

Another grunt was the response he received

"Ima go talk ta her" and with that I left

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I was bored... actually scratch that... I was beyond bored and I don't like not doing anything... I started to fidget and ended up upside down on the chair after a few clicks and having my helm become heavy with all the energon flowing to it I vented "uuuuhhhg soooo bored"

"Ah know how ya feel" came a voice

I looked towards the door to see Jazz... ~well at least I'm not alone~... he looked like a chandelier...

"why is it that when physicaly changing your viewing angle you literally change your perspective on life?" I asked

Jazz looked at me oddly "Ah don't know...maybe is because its one of dose literal metaphors?"

I situated myself to be sitting correctly on the chair "Literal metaphors don't have much of a grasp on reality..."

He pulled up a chair and sat next to me "Why the sudden philosophy?"

"I'm bored out of my processor and contemplation weird things is at least somewhat entertaining and adding the fact I was in an odd position it changed the perspective of everything so I was able to observe things in a new way while trying not to go insane from lack of socializing... summing it up I'm mentally hyperactive and I hate to be alone" I practically deadpanned that last statement noticing this I went back to my normal bubbly self

"So how are you?" I asked swinging my pedes back and forth content now that I have someone to talk to

"Ah'm Good" he replied slowly ~probably curios about how my attitude changed so quickly~ "been working out you little situation and ponderin how you ended up in tha crater"

"oh I'm pretty sure I caused the crater"

"How?" he asked the question with a bit of a chuckle as if it was impossible what I was saying was true ~mech you under estimate me~

"Well considering the fact I'm crash prone I probably crashed and caused it"

"Again, how? Ya don't ha'v any major injuries tha would normally come from a crash like tha"

"yeeeaaaa, key word there normally... also I have an explanation for that"

"Kay please explain" Jazz scooted closer and got comfortable

"Ok so I have a minor antigravity field I can activate... now antigravity can be used in many ways, one way is flying... something I do not do, I prefer to hover... anyway another way is it acts like two magnets of the same polarity being forced together... it just doesn't work so there is an opposing force between the two but no friction often resulting in one of the objects being flung at a high velocity into a random direction now with this the field created is like a force field and... are you understanding this or are you confused?"

Jazz was just gapping at me... ~goodie I went on one of my science nerd moments when my CPU is supposedly malfunctioning...~

"Yea you are confused... or did I break you CPU?" I waved my hand in front of his faceplate

Jazz shook his helm from side to side "Ah didn't think ya knew THAT much bout science ah figured you was just a student and knew tha basics and was able to hypothesize..."

"Ok should I talk to someone who can understand me or try to simplify it into... simple terms?"

"Mind simplifin it for meh then explainin this to someone when we get to the Steelhaven?"

"Ok basically I used antigravity to make a shield and the shield took most of the impact but not all, so I ended up blacking out and jarring my CPU causing my memory failure... and the crater"

"And you created antigravity...how?"

"I don't know... I just can..." I gave him a confused look

"So like a spark given talent?" Jazz questioned

"Yes"

"Ok, question... how do you know Skywarp?" Jazz became serious and his Natural magnetic field tensed ~huh I dint realize I could sense personal magnetic fields~

"Oh I don't really KNOW him I just sort of... bumped into him... at top speed... while I was gliding out of control" I looked at Jazz who was at this point trying to decide if he should laugh or ask another question so I continued "I left him speechless... because I jarred his voice box by accident as we were crashing... and now he hates me"

Jazz let out a barely restrained chuckle

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"Brother I am being of bored" Jetfire wined

"As am I brother but we were being of told to not be going of near new femme, in case she is being decepticon" Jetstorm sighed

"SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION" Sentinel yelled

The twins jumped

~::Maybe we should be talking through bond so not to be making Sentinel sir angry?::~

~::I am agreeing with this brother::~ Jetfire responded staring at Sentinel as he was talking about something the twins still were not really paying attention to

~:: Brother?... what is it you be thinking when seeing Femme bot?::~ Jetstorm asked regaining Jetfire's atention

~:: What? I am thinking femme bot is super nice and fun she is being one who likes to laugh::~

~:: I am being in agreement with that... she has nice laugh and she is saying she is not knowing of Decepticons::~ Jetstorm thought for a moment

~:: Brother?::~ Jetfire questioned

~::Hm?::~

~::What is it you be thinking?::~

~::I am being thinking of how femme was not scared when she onlined but she was being of surprised::~ Jetstorm answered

~::Maybe she is knowing we are not badness bots?::~ Jetfire suggested

~::Maybe...::~

"JETFIRE JETSTORM ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!" Sentinal screamed

"Sir, sorry Sir" the twins chimed and saluted

And I end this chapter on sentinel being a jerk... I'll be writing about the cons soon but at the moment I'm focusing on glides social development with the Bots