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7: Fight4Fight (NaruSasu-ish...?)

Naruto hated that cold, arrogant jerk. Yes he did. H-A-T-E-D.

Sasuke wanted nothing to do with the exsesively hyper, loud-mouthed, dense blond. He never wanted to lay eyes on him again.

Or so they told her, glaring at one another. Sakura giggled as she noticed a red tint in Sasuke's cheeks, and as she remembered how Naruto had stuttered every other word, his face going red whenever Sasuke had looked at him.

"What's so funny Sakura-chan?" Naruto blustered, waving his arms around.

"Hnn. Tell us."

"Oh, gawd, you two don't hate each other, in fact, I'd say you both stalk the other one."

"WHAT????!!!!" Naruto screamed, going bright red. Sasuke went pink.

"Don't know what you're talking about," The Uchiha looked away.

"TEME? YOU STALK ME?"

"SO what if I do, dobe?"

"Wait...stalking...? What's that?"

Sasuke and Sakura stared at the blond Kyuubi vessel unbelievingly. "Sasuke's fangirls stalk him," Sakura said slowly. "Although Sasuke most likely doesn't do anything on that scale. Stalking someone means you like them or want to know more about them often...in the case of Sasuke and his fangirls.' Sasuke glared at her

Naruto stared at Sasuke. Sasuke's eyebrows twitched.

"Then...teme...you're...gay...?"

"YES! I'm gay!" Sasuke shouted at him. Sakura slapped a hand to her forehead.

"Oh...me too..."

"Obviously...you better cancel that date with Hinata..." Sakura muttered.

"What? That was a date?" Naruto yelped.

"In her eyes, yes."

"Oh..."

"You're not going on a date with her, you're going on a date with me!" Sasuke said, then left.

Sakura and Naruto stood there for a second.

"Wait! He didn't set up a time or anything!" Naruto panicked.

"...Baka."

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Itachi: What? Were you trying to say my name?

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