Caramelldansen
This was requested by both Bunnylover15 and Guest, this was one that I was really looking forward to writing so I hope you enjoy it.
The rules were simple. Sweden vs Denmark. If Denmark lost he had to seduce Liechtenstein without getting shot by Switzerland. If Sweden lost he had to perform Caramelldansen in front of all the Nordics. What was the challenge? Whoever ate the most of England's cooking without throwing-up would win.
Of course England was slightly miffed about the fact that his cooking was being used in a bet, but this was the first time this century that someone would actually agree to eat it so there was a plus side.
The contestants were ready, the food was lined up, the spectators were ready and Iceland, the referee, was ready.
"3, 2, 1." The Nordic teenager counted down. "Begin!"
Denmark was the first to react, by shovelling food into his mouth- turning green by the instant. Sweden however (because he had manners) used a knife and a fork. After ten minutes both men were a bright sickly green but the encouragement from their wives (Don't hurt me Norway!) really helped. But for Sweden it was all for nought, after a wonderful 15 minutes of eating England's disgusting food Sweden could eat no more. And then he promptly threw up all over the food.
And Denmark.
"Yes! Haha, in your face Sweden!" Denmark celebrated.
"You do release that you're the one covered in vomit don't you, I wouldn't exactly call that a win." Norway pointed out.
"Hush Wifey, I'm celebrating." And for calling Norway his 'Wifey' Denmark's head then came into contact (very forcibly) with the table. But Denmark recovered quickly. "To the bat-mobile!"
"We don't have a bat-mobile." Iceland interrupted the most likely drunk Dane
"Urm... to the living-room!"
"In the living-room." Denmark announced.
"Who are you talking to?" Finland asked confused.
"No one... Sweden, are you ready to dance?!"
Sweden didn't exactly have any chance to say no because Denmark started the music anyway.
Vi undrar r ni redo att vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni f se
Kom igen
Vem som helst kan vara med
Sweden sighed and proceeded to dance along to the chorus, don't feel too sad for him though there are only about two dance moves.
Gr som vi
Till denna melodi
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med
Caramelldansen
Three minutes of a laughing Dane later the song ended an Sweden was finally released of his torture (even though he was the nation to come up with the song in the first place).
"That was hilarious! Wait till the Awesome Trio sees this." Denmark interrupted the slightly awkward silence.
Sweden was half tempted to punch the Dane in the face but decided against it. He'd get him back later. After all there was always the recording he had of Denmark singing 'Only Teardrops'
I hope everyone enjoyed the bet, that was actually my friends idea so I hope you liked the fact that it was less about the song and more about the bet.(Tell me if you did or didn't.) 'Only Teardrops' was Denmark's song for Eurovision 2013 which won, if I get enough request I may be able to fit that in for the next chapter. Like always if you enjoyed please review and if you want me to do a song just leave it in a review.
